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Item #: SCP-X-002
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-X-002 is to be contained inside a 10 m x 10 m x 10 m containment chamber with windows parallel to the entrance.
In case of an SCP-X-002-A, SCP-X-002-B, or SCP-X-002-B-1 instance, the windows are to be protected by a 5-inch thick layer of titanium.
Description: SCP-X-002 is a glass box measuring 1 cubic foot. SCP-X-002 is sapient and is particularly polite when speaking. SCP-X-002 is not animate, however he does tend to jerk and shake violently at times. SCP-X-002 has the ability to create SCP-X-002-A, SCP-X-002-B, and SCP-X-002-B-1.
SCP-X-002-A is a humanoid figure with several [EXPUNGED] corpses twisted together to create the body. It has six arms and two legs.
SCP-X-002-B is a humanoid figure with several [EXPUNGED] corpses twisted together to create the body. It has four arms and legs.
SCP-X-002-B-1 is a humanoid figure with several [EXPUNGED] corpses twisted together to create the body. It has four arms and legs with batlike wings composed of disproportionate tendons. All bodies show intense similarities to SCP-X-002-B's bodies, except for one.
SCP-X-002 claims to be Joel Heaux, a storage unit builder native to the country of France. He also claims to have learned American/British English during his visits to Britain and America, but he prefers French. He has been interviewed and they go as follows:
Interview X-002-A:
Researcher Dion: Hello, 002.
SCP-X-002: Pourquoi, bonjour là-bas.
Dion: I would like to ask a few questions.
002: Continuer.
Dion: Where did you come from?
002: Je préfère ne pas dire.
Dion: Fine by me. Do you know anything about The Marionette?
002: Si je le faisais, je vous l'aurais déjà dit. Je ne sais pas.
Dion: Who are you?
002: Tu as déjà vu.
Dion: Joel Heaux, am I correct?
002: Exacte.
Dion: Why do you create them?
002: Qui?
Dion: The monsters.
002: Ils m'échappent. Je souhaite les garder prisonniers, les cacher du monde, mais ils sont provocants. Ils veulent gouverner, tuer. Ils se sont échappés.
Dion: Interesting.
002: Pourquoi serait-ce une autre manière?
Dion: Uhh… I don't know?
002: Tu sais presque rien de moi, non?
Dion: Uhh…
002: La perception est la clé.
Dion: Control, please unlock the containment door.
002: Je peux voir que tu as peur de moi.
Dion: OF COURSE I AM, GOD██████!!!
002: …
Dion: OPEN THE GOD████ door!!!
002: Je pense que vous constaterez que la vie avec moi est très confortable.
Dion: No…
002: Essayons.
Control Operator Mayan: The door isn't responding.
SCP-X-002 opens and SCP-X-002-B-1 is released, attempting to [EXPUNGED] Researcher Dion.
Dion: NO!!! Stay back, beast!
002-B-1: (unintelligible) kill… (unintelligible) you…
Note: This is the first time SCP-X-002-B-1 has been capable of speech.
REMAINING DATA EXPUNGED.
<End Log>
Note: Researcher Dion is alive, with only injury to his left lung.
Interview X-002-B:
Dr. Kamin: Hello, SCP-X-002. I wanted to do some tests on you.
SCP-X-002: Trés bien.
Kamin: D-1031, come over here.
D-1031: Uh…
Kamin: I have the right to shoot you through the head. STAND HERE!
1031: Fine.
D-1031 walks next to SCP-X-002, who releases SCP-X-002-B, who crushes D-1031's head with a single fist and [EXPUNGED] him.
Kamin: What the hell was that?
002: Hors d'oeuvres.
Kamin: Control, please abort.
Control Operator Mayan: Roger that.
<End Log>
As read, SCP-X-002 is highly dangerous, and all tests have been declined by Dr. Dion and Dr. Kamin. Additionally, Control Operator Mayan has been demoted to a [REDACTED].
Addendum X-002-A:
Hey, O-5s… If you're reading this, I want you to please help us terminate this abomination. It's the reason why I can't f***ing BREATHE. HELP US. -(Ret.) Researcher Dion
