SCP-XXXX - ihatetheinternet.exe

Ennui Direct Access Terminal


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Welcome to the Ennui Direct Access Terminal. Enter command.
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input: access network

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input: yes

What song does the sun sing?

input: A blissful harmony at day and silence at night.

Verifcation confirmed. Canceling scramble order. Welcome, Dr. Ming Hua. What would you like to do?

input: access file XXXX

Retrieving file…

5/XXXX LEVEL 5/XXXX

CLASSIFIED

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Neutralized

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Special Containment Procedures: See Addednum XXXX.4. Until proper measures have been established, containment is to focus on monitoring SCP-XXXX activity utilizing Web-Crawler Charlie-02 "Data digger" and notifying research staff assigned. Disinformation campaigns are in place to ensure the public are unaware of SCP-XXXX's anomalous nature.¹. Agents are to discourage or sabotage any civilian attempts on researching SCP-XXXX.

Irrelevant.

Description: SCP-XXXX was a Keter-Class anomalous internet virus capable of altering text within digital posts to a random degree, even when they are not designed to be altered once posted and had affecteted10,000 internet posts per day. There was no consistent pattern regarding the nature of the text alteration, websites, chatlogs, emails or users SCP-XXXX contaminates. In addition, internet posts contaminated by SCP-XXXX cannot be deleted or edited. No memetic agents, infohazards or cognitohazards were detected or recorded. All attempts to slow down or neutralize SCP-XXXX or the threat it poses failed. [SEE ADDENDUM XXXX.4]

SCP-XXXX-A, formaly knowns Eric Wilson, was the creator of SCP-XXXX² and an ally of █████ ██████. SCP-XXXX-A, while in his own right is non-anomalous, does however have connections to anomalous phenomena and based on information gathered from SCP-XXXX-A, SCP-XXXX is designed to be more adaptive and resilient every 24 hours. For more info, see Addednum XXXX.3.

ADDENDUM XXXX.1-Discovery:

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SCP-XXXX was discovered following reports of unusual activity on Facebook as users complained of internet posts being heavily altered, as well as being unable to be edited or deleted. 23 hours later, the same scenario began to appear on Twitter and WhatsApp. MTF Mu-4 "Debuggers" were assigned to investigate and discovered SCP-XXXX.

ADDENDUM XXXX.4-Proposals:

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The following addednum describes suggestions to include proper containment/neutralization of the anomaly.

Proposed by Dr. Mackenzie Arlington

CONTAINMENT COMMITTEE VOTE 2396:

PROPOSAL:
Develop an anti-virus software capable of terminating SCP-XXXX.

VOTE SUMMARY:

YES

Dr. Matthews Dr. James Dr. Lee Dr. Aktus Dr. Hector Dr. Alexandria

NO

[N/A]

ABSTAIN

[N/A]

STATUS
APPROVED

RESULTS:
The anti-virus software was developed, however, during testing the anti-virus software had no effect in halting SCP-XXXX.

Proposed by Dr. Haley Mayfield

CONTAINMENT COMMITTEE VOTE 2072:

PROPOSAL:
Contact Groups of Interest for assistance.

VOTE SUMMARY:

YES	NO	ABSTAIN
Dr. Sergei	Dr. Aktus	Dr. Alexandria
Dr. Matthews	Dr. Hector
Dr. James
Dr. Lee

STATUS
APPROVED

Results:

• Global Occult Coalition:

Footnotes

1. Under cover story XXXX-1 "Cyber hacking"

2. Currently deceased.