scp-xxxx by odysseys_cuz_y_not
rating: 0+x
Item#: XXXX
Level1
Containment Class:
safe
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
dark
Risk Class:
notice

Special containment procedure: SCP-XXXX is to be kept at site-17. If any instances of SCP-XXXX are injured, neutralized, or changes normal behavior in any way, Dr. Odyssey Nott or Dr. Etsya Nott should be contacted. If for any reason the two doctors can not be contacted, then Dr. Miller should be contacted instead, who at that point must pass on the information to the Nott siblings as soon as possible.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a collective designation for thirteen (13) Dr. Wondertainment brand “Wonder-dogs”, though initially there were sixteen (16) “Wonder-dogs” in the packaging. (see experiment log SCP-XXXX-1) . Wonder-dogs are at initial viewing completely ordinary dog-shaped hot dogs. However when the instructions on the back of the “Wonder-dog” packaging the previously ordinary hotdogs become an instance of SCP-XXXX

SCP-XXXX instances are sentient and sapient dog-shaped hot dogs.SCP-XXXX instances are capable of moving freely, despite them having no physiological way to do so. SCP-XXXX instances are highly affectionate towards other living beings, and will even try to defend others at the risk of their own lives. (see experiment log SCP-XXXX-2).

The “Wonder-dog” instances have been shown to have the same intelligence as the average Doberman pinscher. SCP-XXXX has been shown to have a great disdain for weaponry of any kind, and an extreme phobia of eating utensils. (see experiment log SCP-XXXX-2-3)

On the packaging of SCP-XXXX is the following:

Doctor Wondertainment has done it again. Have you ever wanted a dog, but your parents said no. well fret no more. We at wondertainment inc. have been wrong tirelessly to create the perfect pet for all you foodies out there. To create your own personal Wonder-dog pet, just follow these steps:
1. Remove one (1) Wonder-dog from the packaging.
2. Place in the microwave oven.
3. Cook Wonder-dog on high for 1:35.
4. Have fun!!!

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered outside of site-17 with a sticky note attached to the packaging, which read as follows:

A gift to my favorite focus group

-Love Dr. wondertainment <3

Experiment log SCP-XXXX-1: freezing SCP-XXXX before reheating them

three (3) SCP-XXXX specimens are placed in a refrigerator until they are sufficiently cold to the touch. It is observed that SCP-XXXX loses animates during this process. The instances of SCP-XXXX, which at this point are considered to be neutralized, are placed back into the microwave oven and heated up for one minute and thirty-five seconds to no effect.

Experiment log SCP-XXXX-2: SCP-XXXXs behavior when reacting to weapons

Two d-class are placed in SCP-XXXX’s cell. D-10432 points a loaded gun at D-22340. All SCP-XXXX specimens immediately start barking, biting, and scratching at D-10432 in attempts to protect D-22340. Both d-class are told to leave the room D-10432 reports no pain from the attacking specimen of SCP-XXXX. Though it is currently unknown whether SCP-XXXX didn't want to harm D-10432 or if they were incapable of harming him. After this experiment, SCP-XXXX specimens show animosity towards D-10432.

Experiment log SCP-XXXX-3: Exposing SCP-XXXX to eating utensils and condiments