Here there be testers

Please note all tests with the following format:
Subject:
Item Retrieved:
Notes:

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Subject: Dr. Mulenkamp
Item Retrieved: Funko POP Games: Call of Duty Action Figure - Capt. John Price, figure only
Notes: My wife said I needed to grow up. I'm starting to regret that decision.

Subject: Dr. Mulenkanp
Item Retrieved: Funko POP Games: Fallout - Vault Boy, figure only
Notes: I'm going to need a bigger office.

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Subject: SCP-2800
Item Retrieved: Printer paper with text written on it, crumpled
Notes: SCP-2800 requested the paper to be returned to its original order immediately. Request was granted.