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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX-2, and SCP-XXXX-3 are currently being used by MTF Mu-16 (“Central Intelligence”). When not in use, they are kept in 2 different triple-locked, bullet-proof, explosion-proof cases.
Description:
SCP-XXXX-1 is a 1.76 x 1.34 cm flash drive that looks like an ear. Due to its unique measurements, SCP-XXXX-1 can only be inserted into SCP-XXXX-3. Upon insertion, a software opens.
SCP-XXXX-2 is a 0.5 cm x 0.5 microchip. Once placed on a wall, it will be absorbed into the wall. The only way to bring SCP-XXXX-2 out of a wall is to place SCP-XXXX-1 on the same wall it was placed on and SCP-XXXX-1 will be pulled toward SCP-XXXX-2 like a magnet. Once SCP-XXXX-2 has been placed in a wall, it will send live audio of every room in the building it is in to SCP-XXXX-1 via unknown methods. Radio jammers and other forms of transmission disruption seem to have little effect on SCP-XXXX-2.
SCP-XXXX-3 is an computer of unknown make and origin, upon inserting SCP-XXXX-1 into SCP-XXXX-3, a software opens. The software shows a non-existent company’s logo named “Aris Adhibeo.” The software itself shows multiple panels with soundwaves in them and a box for closed captions at the bottom. The program’s features include the ability to log all words spoken and print them using SCP-XXXX-3. The panels shown differ from each use of the application and largely depend on where SCP-XXXX-2 is placed. The panels also have the names of each room of the building SCP-XXXX-2 is placed in despite them not being programmed in.
Testing Log XXXX-1 A:
SCP-XXXX was tested with a standard radio frequency jammer. The test was conducted in an off-site private testing lab. Agent Farris places SCP-XXXX a wall in the Testing Site’s break room. Agent Hattori activates the jammer. SCP-XXXX-3 displays the correct information on its monitor. The following is what SCP-XXXX-3 recorded and printed:
Date: 12/3/2005
Observation Room 3:
[14:30:25] Farris: “So, how’s the newbie’s training?”
[14:30:31] Hattori: “He’s struggling, but Couture would be upset if I didn’t train him right. We need someone who can handle operations in [REDACTED].”
[14:30:39] Farris: “Yeah, we can’t watch the entire world with only a few people. I don’t know why they can’t afford to get us some better funding.”
[14:30:44] Hattori: “We agree.”
Testing Log XXXX-1 B:
SCP-XXXX was then tested with the same jammer but with exactly 10 Class-D personnel in 5 different rooms. Dr. Alabio oversees the test. The following is what SCP-XXXX-3 recorded and printed:
Date: 12/10/2005
Conference Room 1:
[11:46:05] D-6709: “What are we doing here anyway?”
[11:46:11] D-3877: “All they said was to sit in this room and chat.”
[11:46:15] D-6709: “Well we’re succeeding at that.”
[11:46:19] D-0823: “At least there’s a vending machine.”
[11:46:23] D-3877: “Does it look like any of us have change?”
[11:46:28] D-0823: “Damn, you’re right.”
Break Room 2:
[11:42:16] D-1144: “Do you think the popcorn’s good to eat?”
[11:42:22] D-2759: “All they did was tell us to sit down and chat. Then, they put a bowl of popcorn in the middle of the table.”
[11:42:26] D-1144: “Based on the rumors I've heard, this could be an anomalous popcorn bowl.”
[11:42:32] D-2759: “Yeah, and what do think it could do?”
[11:42:38] D-1144: “Well, it could be similar to that candy bowl.”
[11:42:43] D-2759: “I doubt that. I don’t magically know to only ‘take two.’”
[11:42:47] D-1144: "Wait, you were also in a test with that?"
[11:42:52] D-2759: "Yes, now can we get back to what we're supposed to be doing?"
[11:42:57] D-1144: "Which is…?"
[11:43:02] D-2759: "I don't know."
Office Area 3:
[11:42:18] D-6587: “You think we can use these computers?”
[11:42:23] D-0741: “Dude, they’re like, 30 years old.”
[11:42:28] D-6587: “Doesn’t mean they don’t work.”
[11:42:33] D-0741: “Besides they probably have these things super secure even if they’re not being used.”
Observation Room 1:
[11:51:23] Dr. Alabio: “Wait, shouldn’t there be one more D-Class?”
Basement Stairway 1:
[11:51:25]
Infernum Canis: [INDECIPHERABLE]
(The rest of this log is redacted, a summary of events is shown below)
Upon noticing an unknown entity appearing on the log, Dr. Alabio immediately contacted the security detail on the surface. They evacuated Dr. Alabio, then the remaining D-Class to the surface where they then formed a perimeter, using the Class-D’s as buffers. They then contacted MTF Mu-16 (“Central Intelligence”) while MTF Mu-16 Agent Hattori immediately contacted MTF Nu-7 (“Hammer Down”). After approximately 15 minutes a huge canine-like creature appeared at surface level. The entity appeared to be fazed by the sunlight. The entity was terminated at 12:22:06 by MTF Nu-7.
If this thing was able to detect some I-don't-know-what, imagine what else it could do? I'm sending a request to continue research on this. Also, I think it's best that we figure out what caused that…that…THING to appear.
-Dr. Alabio
