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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be placed on any basic table in a standard locked containment cell. It is to be safeguarded by a key card scanner (see to Addendum #1) and is to be monitored by (2) cameras at all times. Security agents are allowed to take temporary shifts guarding SCP-XXXX's cell. However, any and all agents must receive permission from higher-ups before taking the position. SCP-XXXX is NOT to be interacted by these agents at any time.
Description: Moved to Site 19 in 2016, SCP-XXXX is a basic 9 x 12.5 inch clipboard with "Employment Application" papers attached to it. If a subject is to fill out the attached papers, said subject will begin to form memories of an otherwise unusual working position. Some of the positions that have been recorded during tests include, "Box Procastinator, Tin-Foil Architect, and The Mug Critic." Most recorded subjects recall having these peculiar professions for at least 2 years. Most subjects seem to complain about their poor pay, and how they are unable to afford any 'actual food.' Some subjects, however, stated that they seem to have gotten used to the taste of 'cardboard' and admit that, even though the work seems pointless at times, it puts food on the table.
Addendums:
Addendum 1
Notice to all personnel: due to recent events, procedures for SCP-XXXX have been updated. No personnel with a clearance under Level 3 may access SCP-XXXX. You are not allowed to use SCP-XXXX to 'temporarily escape the cruel reality' of the job you currently have. Keep this in mind, and resume all duties as normal.
Addendum 2
Interviewed: D-Class 8763, currently effected by SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Researcher ███, Researcher's Assistant Dave
Foreword: D-Class 8763 is currently under the effects of SCP-XXXX. D-Class 8763 is under the >belief that he is a "Chair Inspector."
<Begin Log, 8:43 AM>
Researcher ███: Dave. Can you hear me clearly?
Assistant: Yessir.
Researcher ███: Good. Stay calm, and try to remain professional. This should be an easy first day for you. Understood?
Assistant: Yessir.
Researcher ███: Good. Begin the interview then. I shall keep you monitored.
Assistant: Understood. (pauses) Greetings, test subject.
D-Class: Hello. Let's make this quick. I've got an appointment at 9:30 AM sharp. I don't want >to be late, Dave.
Assistant: Erm, okay. I'll take note of that. Tell me, if you could, subject, what position do you currently work in?
Assistant: A - a what?
D-Class: I'm an important man, do not make me repeat myself! I'm a righteous chair inspector!
Assistant: Uhm, okay. What is your job as a 'chair inspector.'
Assistant: You truly believe so?
The D-Class would proceed to look around before whispering something in Assistant Dave's ear
Assistant: Sir, I'll have to ask you to please step away. Sir- SIR
Assistant: GUARD! GUARD!
<End Log, 8:45 AM>Closing Statement: After Researcher's Assistant Dave asked Subject 8763 for an explanation to the subject's belief, D-8763 whispered a message to the Assistant and broke out in a fit of rage. The assistant suffered little to no injury. D-8763 was forcefully terminated by Security Agent ███. Assistant Dave states the the subject began to complain about his working position and his earnings.
