SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX An item
Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX The item is to be contained by not speaking of it.
You do that, and we got it.

Description: SCP-XXXX The item is a (Hey, no saying that!)
What?
(No describing it!)
Dr. Bright, stop it!
(It's not Bright, I promise!)
Ok then, —SCP-XXXX item is a topic
SCP-XXXX item is a speech
SCP-XXXX item is a chubby hispanic lady
SCP-XXXX item is a G.I. Joe on acid
SCP-XXXX item is a Bottle Dick warning
SCP-XXXX item is a thing Dr. Bright can't do
SCP-XXXX item is an antidote
SCP-XXXX item is a mistake
SCP-XXXX item is a prophecy
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I give up trying

Addendum 1

Hello? Anybody there?

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Oh! There you are!

Listen, I can trick SCP-XXXX.

See?

Well, here you all go:

SCP-XXXX is a topic of discussion. If anyone, and I mean ANYONE discusses it, they will immediately have a fatal seizure. For this reason, nobody knows about it, other than the O-5s and me.

It is important to note that thinking about SCP-XXXX is safe

SCP-XXXX