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Object Class:Thats How Mafia Works
Special Containment Procedures:SCP-M4F1A-J is to be kept in a "Apple iPad Pro 2018" and under no fucking circumstances is not allowed to be transferred via any means. People who do will become Class-D Personnel and it should be around no one who doesn't know what a meme is or has depression.
Description:SCP-M4F1A-J is a advertisement in youtube it was first found at [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED] it was found on a hard drive found by someone who committed actual fucking suicide cause the advertisement made no sense at all and SCP-M4F1A-J is to be kept in the facility away from depressed people or those who don't know what a meme is otherwise it will wait for them to say something like "I wish I was rich" the Ipad is then turned on by unknown means and then it says the following. "Thats How Mafia Works".
Interview With Dr.C and SCP-M4F1A-J.
Dr.C:Uhh, hello SCP-M4F1A-J why did you shoot up that bank and how did the money become sentient and come flying to you? Please explain.
SCP-M4F1A-J:"Thats How Mafia Works"
Dr.C:-Goes into eternal depression and opens SCP-427 on his hand for a period of 1 hour turning him into a instance of SCP-427-1.-
