A Very Funny Cactus

PLEASE INSERT KEYCARD

"Well? Put in the fucking card."

"Shit, I dont know."

"You dont know? YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW?! We've been training for this for months. Months, Bryson! Jesus Christ.."

"Do you have a card?"

"NO I FUCKING DONT!"

"Why no-"

"Hmm, I dont know, maybe because YOU were supposed to bring the FUCKING CAR-"