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Buddy the "Dog" : SCP-6327
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
Must be kept in a deep concrete pit, with the only entrance being a door that is 50 ft. above from where SCP-6327 ground level is. There is a second entrance, only used by one of SCP-6327's feedings. The feeding will be sent down with an elevator operated by the SCP foundation personnel. Use a ladder to get to SCP-6327's level, if the elevator is used SCP-6327 will think you are a feeding. Only enter the room when SCP-6327 has finished his feeding within a 2 hour period of when you enter. You may not enter when he's feeding, he'll mistake you as a part of the feeding.
If SCP-6327 is not fed properly, he will attempt to ingest the nearest living or recently deceased organism killed by him, and try to escape. SCP-6327 must be fed 1 time a day, each feeding must be an animal that is still alive and conscious. If it is dead, unconscious, or killed recently, but not by SCP-6327; SCP foundation personnel must replace it with a living animal.
SCP-6327 has to be kept with objects that would keep his attention; dog toys, T.V., and stuffed animals. SCP foundation personnel SCP-6327 has deemed as a friend, may enter his containment cell. Subject has tried to eat some researchers, so safety is not guaranteed. SCP-6327 is capable of climbing his containment, but usually when creating a web on the ceiling or wall.
Researchers believe that the subject complies to the SCP foundation only for free feedings. Subject had admitted to this in interviews, but the subject's voice was admittedly filled with sarcasm.
Description: SCP-6327 is a mixed breed of canine, mainly looking like a golden retriever. SCP-6327 is not golden, subject is purple. SCP-6327 weight constantly changes, either increases or decreases. Height varies as well. SCP-6327 told researchers he bases his weight and height on, "..whatever he feels like."
SCP-6327 is capable of verbal speech, researches, theorize that SCP-6327 shapeshift his vocal chords in that of a man's vocal chords. Scientists and researchers describe the subject's voice as deep, but with playful tone.
SCP-6327 has human levels of I.Q, and he is capable of standard human abilities. SCP-6327 is capable but not limited to; reading, writing, singing, math, talking, and child-like art.
SCP-6327's researchers describe SCP-6327 personality as these description terms: lazy, aggressive, gluttonous, prideful, funny, bashful, and charismatic.
SCP-6327 has increased strength, durability, and elasticity compared to a normal dog. SCP researchers don't know if SCP-6327 can be killed with normal means. Subject has no skeleton and insides, neither blood or a nervous system. Researchers have done multiple experiments on SCP-6327 survivability. These experiments were conducted with subjects permission.
Subject was cut in half, subject's response; laughed and made jokes about his situation. Subject was lit on fire, subject reaction; sitting there and falling asleep. On the latest test, the subject was shot with multiple artillery turrets from all directions of the room. Subject lost 80% of his body mass and regenerated it back over a single minute. Subject once fully regenerated, spit out bullets lodged inside the subject's body. The only thing researchers theorize that can possibly kill SCP-6327 is not letting the subject consume another live organism. Researchers have tried multiple times to do this, each time resulting in multiple SCP foundation casualties and more than deaths.
When not fed properly, SCP-6327 will become more vicious and dangerous, SCP-6327 in this state, subject is capable of sprouting tentacles, sharp spider-like appendages, mouths, eyes, teeth, spikes, and hands anywhere on the subject's body. Researchers hypothesize that the subject can do this even when fed properly, but chooses not to.
SCP-6327 is capable of creating a spider web-like substance from the subject's mouth. Researchers believe the web-like material originates from the subject's saliva, subject licks a material and the saliva forms the web. SCP-6327 has shown to be stronger than regular spider silk, but is much more flammable. SCP-6327 has created webs around it's pit, subject wraps some of his feeding in the web, for later feeding. On certain occasions, If a feeding is wrapped in the subject's web, SCP-6327 will create a tube made out of silk at the bottom of the wrapped feeding. Feeding is completely wrapped and immobilized, the web will become acidic and the feeding will be broken down alive. Once fully broken down, the liquid remains from the former feeding will flow down the tube. The tubes get thinner as they go down into a thin straw like tube. SCP-6327 has put these tubes by his sleeping area, subject was observed drinking out of these tubes as if it was a straw humans use. SCP-6327 does this rarely only when subject says he's thirsty and he wants to "be lazy."
SCP-6327's feedings are animals of varying species. Subject has eaten deer, lions, moose, crocodiles, elephants, canines, and more in these feedings. SCP-6327 has eaten humans before, they were not given to him by the foundation. They were eaten in a previous escape attempt, and or before the foundation found SCP-6327.
Subject prefers to eat feedings with mouth, and eats the feeding alive. Subject pins a feeding down with a sprouted appendage or webbing the feeding to the floor, and proceeds to eat the feeding alive. SCP-6327 usually starts with the limbs and then moves on to internal organs. SCP-6327's feedings stay alive longer than one might expect. A feeding usually dies when the heart is devoured. Scientists believe SCP-6327 pumps a chemical inside a feeding body, via the subject's teeth, that prolongs the feeding life until the heart is devoured.
Addendum: SCP-6327 was found in the United States, in the Midwest. Subject had an advanced tunnel system that connected to multiple dens across the state's. The foundation explored these dens and tunnel system's. The crews that were sent in to explore the tunnels, never returned.
The foundation put cameras to record all the located dens found. One day a camera in ######, Ohio, recorded SCP-6327 coming up from one of his dens and looking directly at the camera. Then SCP-6327 waited there until SCP foundation retrieved him. SCP-6327 didn't resist or try to escape the SCP staff sent to retrieve him.
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Date: ##/##/####
Time: 9:## A.M.
Interviewer: Charlie
Interviewed: SCP-6327 (Buddy)
Buddy: Hello human boy!
Charlie: Hello weird dog.
Buddy: You here to pester me with questions boy?
Charlie: You know my name Buddy!
Buddy: Charles was it?
Charlie: Didn't you say I was your favorite researcher and yet you still don't know my name.
Buddy: Wrong, I said you were the best tasting researcher…. Charlotte.
Charlie: I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction of trolling me.
Buddy: Trolling, troll-ing? Trolls taste bad! I do not troll Charlene!
Charlie: So are you saying trolls are real then Buddy?
Buddy: No comment!
Charlie: I'm gonna take that as a yes…Now are you ready for this boring interview Buddy?
Buddy: Nah.
Charlie: Same, but we gotta do it.
Buddy: Why do you do it then human?
Charlie: Do what? The interview?
Buddy: Yes.
Charlie: It's my job pretty much. Anyway you're not supposed to be asking the questions, I am. Now where'd you come from?
Buddy: The hot dark place where fear is ever so present.
Charlie: Hmm? What is this 'hot dark place' you speak of?
Buddy: It's where my home and family is.
Charlie: Are you saying there are more of your kind out there?
Buddy: Not anymore.
Charlie: What happened to them?
Buddy: I think I killed them, not really sure though. I don't want to talk about it.
Charlie: Okay fine…. Why do you look like a dog? I mean you're clearly not a dog, or maybe you were at one point.
Buddy: I AM A DOG!
Charlie: Buddy you are not a dog. You may look like one, but obviously you are not a dog.
Buddy: Tell me how I am not a dog! Human boy!
Charlie: Let's see; you can talk, you have no bones, you can shapeshift, you once ate a lion, you're smart as a human, and you lived miles underneath Earth's surface.
Buddy: Alright fine, high chance I'm not a dog! I just like doing dog things.
Charlie: You are pretty weird, you know that?
Buddy: I think that this is the end of the interview Charlie.
Charlie: Hmm. You remembered my name… Well, I'm not gonna make you continue the interview if you don't want to.
Buddy: You couldn't make me, even if you tried. What a stupid remark.
Charlie: I'm just gonna leave. Well thanks I guess.
Buddy: Your welcome and good bye. Or whatever humans say that gets you outta my hair.
End of Interview_
