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The article "SCP-XXXX "A Plate of Fusilli" is closed.
Photograph of SCP-XXXX within the █████ establishment.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently within Provisional Site-96 in █████████, Italy. Stationary Task Force Zeta-23 ("Pasta Protectors") is to guard the room.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a plate of fusilli lunghi bucati. The plate is unable to exit from its location; an abandoned room within a █████ location, partially reformed into Site-96. When an individual attempts to move the plate from the room, the subject and the plate seemingly vanish, reappearing within the original room.
Meanwhile, attempting to remove the pasta itself wields a slightly different result. Once the pasta leaves the room, the pasta and the individual will vanish, similar to the plate, but instead of reappearing within the original room again, subjects lose consciousness. Subjects report observing multiple tall figures wearing lasagna-like robes1 standing around them in a circle, not unlike a ritual. [REDACTED] before the subject returns to consciousness.
The room that contains SCP-XXXX has been blocked off from the rest of the █████ facility.
Test XXXX-1: On ██-██-20██, Agent H███████ of Zeta-23 wrapped a rope around the table SCP-XXXX was on and attached it to the SCPS Tyche ("Fortune's Gamble") and attempted to drive off. The Tyche and the plate both reappeared in the room afterward, and the Tyche was badly damaged. Agent H███████ was relieved of his driving privileges.
Test XXXX-2: On ██-██-20██, Dr. C. █████ and Dr. Lecce tested on SCP-XXXX with multiple Class-D personnel.2 All Class-D personnel were instructed to take either the whole plate or a strand of fusilli and walk out of the room. Agents H█████, K. M██████, and E. D█████ accompanied.<Begin Log, 3:00>
<Agent K. M██████ escorts D-7739, D-7901, and D-8019 into SCP-XXXX's room3, where Agents H█████ and E. D█████ await.>
Dr. C. █████: Okay, all you have to do is grab that plate and walk out of the room.
Dr. Lecce: It's quick and simple.
D-7901: You make it sound like it's an execution.
Dr. Lecce: No, but it co- nevermind, let's just begin.
D-7901: <Grabs SCP-XXXX and begins to walk out of the room.>
D-7739: This is all, Doc? All we gotta do is deliver pasta?
Agent E. D█████: Keep your mouth shut.
D-7901: <Attempts to walk out of the room, but reappears back within the room, in front of the table.>
D-7901: Holy shit!
D-7739: What the hell?!
D-8019: <Motions for D-7739 to keep quiet.>
D-7901: <Quickly places plate back on table and returns to line formation.>
Dr. Lecce: Okay, 7739, it's your turn. Just take the plate out of the room.
D-7739: <Reluctantly picks plate off of the table and slowly exits the room.>
Dr. C. █████: <Starts writing down information on clipboard.>
D-7739: When is this supposed to happen?
Dr. C. █████: As soon as you exit the room… [pauses] …you'll reappear back in it.
D-7739: <Exits room. Shortly reappears within the room.>
Agent E. D█████: D-8019. Go up.
Dr. Lecce: See, now you have to only take one strand of the pasta.
D-8019: <Hesitantly nods and takes a strand of SCP-XXXX.>
Dr. C. █████: <Begins writing on clipboard again.>
Dr. Lecce: <To Dr. C. █████> We have to transcript this, correct?
Dr. C. █████: Yep.
D-8019: <Dissapears and doesn't reappear back in the room for several seconds.>
Dr. C. █████: Hmm…
D-8019: <Reappears again, with a startled expression on their face.> They were surrounding me! All around!
Dr. Lecce: Slow down! What did you see?
D-8019: There were these people with hoods. I almost wanted to eat it before they started chanting and [REDACTED]
Dr. C. █████: I see. Well, I believe we're done here.
<End Log, 3:11>
Closing Statement: The Class-D personnel were escorted back to Site-80 without problem.
Note from Dr. S. Ottosen:
Why can't I eat it?
Note from Dr. C. █████:
We should get the Class-Ds on that.
The article "SCP-XXXX 'Heavenly Hell'" is closed.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is stored at Storage & Research Site-162. Personnel below Level 3 Security Clearance are not permitted to retrieve SCP-XXXX unless accompanied by Level 3 personnel or higher. SCP-XXXX is not to be read by personnel other than Class-D personnel during testing.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a note titled "jos" covered in a thick, black substance. The note was retrieved from a mission regarding SCP-███ and SCP-████ near [REDACTED].4 When read fully,5 SCP-XXXX's effects begin.
A thick, black fog begins to form around the subject. After approximately twenty (20) to forty (40) seconds after the initial appearance of the fog, it will consume the subject. Subjects have reported appearing in one of two areas.
One area is described as some sort of fiery purgatory-like setting, where multiple human-like beings are seen burning and calling out for help. The ground is covered with a black substance, similar to the substance seen on SCP-XXXX. The substance will eventually begin to suck in the individual until they are about halfway into the floor. The subject is unable to free themselves from the floor until the substance begins emitting noises similar to human speech. The liquid speaks in whatever language the individual speaks, saying:
You are being purified. Do not try to escape.
After no more than five (5) minutes of this, the substance will eject the individual and spray a thick fog. The fog consumes the individual again and returns them back to reality.
The second area mentioned in testing is described as a "heavenly hell". Exactly four (4) other figures are present in this area, wearing white and black garments and dancing until they make eye contact with the individual. After which they will lead the subject into a large room. It's then that a large [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED].
Those who [REDACTED] glowed bright, bearing the name Mnemosyne. You are not prepared.
The subject returns to reality, losing memory of the past six (6) minutes.6
Addendum XXXX-1:
jos
ive been here for the past week or so
i dont remember how long
the only thing that i remember is [REDACTED]
i dont know why
[UNINTELLIGIBLE] try but it doesn't work
somebody help me
if you can read this ill be by the big ████ gate
please
i [UNINTELLIGIBLE] much
- jos
It is currently unknown who this "Jos" is, or what their connection is to [REDACTED].
The article "SCP-XXXX" is closed.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class:
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 is contained in Biological Provisional Area-23, Sector C, within a watertight container 75m on all sides. The container is to be filled with . No less than five (5) assigned researchers are to observe SCP-XXXX-1 at all times to note any unusual behaviors.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation for three (3) seaborne anomalies located at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.
SCP-XXXX-1 is a large, 7.5m long entity, weighing 924kg. It's appearance closely resembles that of an enlarged Galeocerdo cuvier specimen, the only difference being the lack of oblique teeth. Instead, flatter, denser teeth take its place to aid in the crushing of its food; SCP-XXXX-2. SCP-XXXX-1 will periodically ingest large amounts of SCP-XXXX-2 every four hours.
SCP-XXXX-2 is an unidentified species of macroalgae,
