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Item #: SCP-####

Object Class: Euclid Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-#### is to be kept in a 11x11x15 safe at all times, guarded by at least level 4 security personnel. It is monitored by 2 security cameras. SCP-#### should not be opened under circumstance unless approved by 1/3 of the O5 council. In the case of approbation, it will be guarded by Iota-XC "Dinner Table"1

Description: SCP-#### has the format of a normal table, 8x7, wooden make, antique, unknow brand, light color on the mainboard, darker legs, seems to date XIV Century, except that it has several burn marks and projectiles markings. It has the ability to levitate, and when doing so, it will produce a bis(2-chloroethyl) sulfide(Mustard Gas) sound, meaning that it may have been in the influence of World Wars. It also hides an unknown size power, more in Test-Incident-####-01. It seems passive-aggressive. SCP-####-2 is something discovered that the previous Researchers hid from other assigned personnel for years. It appears to be a humanoid, 1,10 meters in height, it appears to be a harmless woodblock with hands, it will dance, as it was observed from distance, and he will sometimes eat what appears to be candy bars, but when a human being gets closer, he will grow up 1 meter, and will attack anything near. He is fully aggressive and will chase any human being inside, if they can get out he will somehow get on them 3 days later, in an unknown manner. Nobody may go inside, and if they do, they are to be locked.

Date and local of recovery: After multiples relate to a ghost table in a small town, Senior Agent Daniel ██████ went investigate, in day ██/██/1956. He found a floating table. He called for pickup, and anesthetics were applied to the civilians.

Test-Incident ####-01: ██/██/1979 Class-D █████ was equipped with an ax and requested by the Chief Researcher ███████ ████ to open the table. After 7 hits, the table opened, making Class D run to a corner. After Security Forces arrived, they seemed what appeared to be a giant portal leading to a giant room(referred to as SCP-####-1 inside the table. Without excitation, the Site Director █████ and Site Manager █████ ordered the Guards to go inside investigate. After 2:30 hours, they returned with a hard breath. There were several corpses uniformed and this is what they reported:

  • 29 corpses belonging to the members of SS, of Nazi Germany.
  • 19 corpses of the members of Gestapo, of Nazi Germany.
  • 11 corpses of French Knights, dated century XVI.
  • ███ corpses belonging to soviet soldiers.2
  • All the corpses had weapons, such as flamethrowers, rifles, submachine guns, and shotguns, or at least an incendiary grenade with them, meaning multiples armies tried and failed on combating it.
  • Something captured Agent Recon Delta. We will pray for him.

Test-Incident 5240-2: Three days after Incident 5240-01, the Security Guards and Class D █████ were found hardly ██████ by unknown means, and the Site Manager ████ and Site Director ████ went missing. We can't calculate the range of SCP-5240.3

Incident 5240-3: After a weird silence, and missing the continuous sound, the safe went opened and it was discovered the table had breached to the upper floor.4

Exploration Log-01: A team composed of 9 Security Guard Agents and 1 Recon Agent went inside the portal under command of the Site Director and the Site Manager. They were equipped with thermal vision goggles, and 3 of them with a head-camera, 4 with radios.

Begin Audio Log

Command: Ok, checking.
Alpha: Here.
Beta: Here.
Charlie: Here.
Omega: Here, the rest of the team are with us except Recon Delta, he went before us.
Command: Ok, tell me if anything happens.

During 1:30h nothing happened.

Omega: OH GOD!
Command: What is it?
Beta: The smell…
Command: What?
Alpha: It smells like if bodies were here for years!
Command: We can't see your cameras, what—

Connection was lost for 30 minutes.

Omega: Ok, I'm with Alpha, Charlie, Beta, Recon Delta, and the other guys, we are getting out-
Command: What happened?
Omega: Something moved, must be our imagination, we shall get out if we run, in about 30 minutes. Until then.
Command: Ok.

During 25 minutes everything went in silence.

Alpha: Ok we see the portal but we lost Delta, something got him. We are getting ████ out now! We are running, prepare something to support our back, Jesus!
Command: Ok, I'm sending more Guards.

End Audio Log.

Exploration Log-02: 15 members of Iota-90, armed with a Light Machinegun, three Carbines, two Sniper Rifles, 4 flamethrowers, and 5 Shotguns, all with radios, binoculars, and head-cameras, went sent in to try and kill SCP-5240-02.

Begin Audio Log.

Command: Ok. Do go after any movement.
Leader-Omega: Alright. Ok, let's move.
Leader-Alpha: Ok boys, with me.
Sigma: Ready to go.
Charlie: Shut up, Sigma. Turn off your radio.

During 3 hours nothing happened.

Leader-Alpha: I see something, permission to engage?
Leader-Omega: Let's go for it boys.
Multiples shots are heard, as well as an unknown sound.
Charlie: Crying
Command: What is that?
Beta: He… He got everyone, only me, Charlie, and Sigma are still alive…
Command: Where are Omega and Alpha?
Charlie: T-hey ran t-o an-other side.
Command: Get out there now! Anyone else hears me? Alpha?
Alpha: Shh doesn't scream it can be near… We will do a run for the exit, Omega got cut, he can barely breathe!
Command: Alright, so everyone alive is Alpha, Omega, Charlie, Beta, and Sigma?
Everyone: Yes…
Command: Alright, do a run for it!

During 1:50h loud footsteps are heard, belonging to the Operatives.

Alpha: Wait, I see— Is it Delta? HEY DELTA!
Omega: SHI-
Command: What was that sound?
Alpha: SON OF A- HE USED DELTA BODY TO ATTRACT US! RUN!
More sounds and unknown loud sounds are heard
Command: Anybody alive?
SCP-5240-02 on Beta's radio: YEESSSSSS… MEEEEEEEE… HAHAHA…5
End Audio Log.

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