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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained at Site-19, within a standard storage locker on Floor 22. No other containment measures are necessary. Level 3 clearence is required to use, test or otherwise move SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX resemblence a [Redacted] Blender with an integrated touchscreen. Dimensions are 42x34x66cm. SCP-XXXX, upon multiple tests being run by Foundation personnel, proves able to mix together any two substances at a level not yet achieved in modern science.
Discovery: [Foundation Agents first discovered SCP-XXX in [Redacted], France, at [Redacted] Restaurant, after multiple customers frequenting said restaurant spread word about their ailments getting cured shortly after consuming the food there. Upon questioning, chefs working at [Redacted] Restaurant confessed that SCP-XXXX had been found by their Sous-Chef inside a box on the kitchen counter. No notes were left with the box, nor recipient or sender. Foundation Agents administered amnestics to the restaurant workers and frequenting customers after thorough interwieving. One Field Agent has been tasked with monitoring the discovery site.
Addendum SCP-XXXX-a: Tests by Dr. Lena Eisenwald, Level 3 clearance personnel.
Test 1: One (1) whole apple and one (1) whole strawberry.
Results: One (1) fruitlet, resembling an apple but only half as large, with yellow skin. Texture was softer than an apple's, but harder than an strawberry's. Upon closer testing, it appears the fruitlet contained a high amount of Vitamin C, equivelent to three (3) apples and three (3) servings of strawberries (28). Another unidentified substance, dubbed SCP-XXXX-01, was found within the fruitlet. Upon consumption by D-class personnel, tests showed that SCP-XXXX-01 had cognitive enhancing properties, similar to amphetamine sulphate, without any to-date observed side effects, which lasted for nine (9) hours.
It looks weird, but damn this is some good stuff. Nice texture, too. Taste is a bit too sweet, though. -D-5662
Note: I personally believe cause and effect will apply sooner or later. Further testing required until SCP-XXXX-01 can be called safe for consumption by Foundation Personnel. Dr. Eisenwald
Test 2: One hundred (100) grams of beef meat and one hundred (100) grams of pork meat.
Results: Twenty (20) grams of meat, with properties from both used ingredients. Further testing showed that the resulted meat, dubbed SCP-XXXX-02, had ten (10) times more protein than twenty (20) grams of any known animal meat. Consumption by three (3) D-Class personnel showed that SCP-XXXX-02 digested sooner than expected, with little of SCP-XXXX-02 being processed into waste. Before and after comparisons of the three D-Class personnel, taken one week apart, showed between three point five (3.5) and four point eight (4.8) percent increase in muscle mass. Ailments like diarrhea and hemorrhoids had also, miraculously, been cured.
This is the best goddamn meat I ever had! No fat, and so easy to chew. It also does not feel dry at all! Please give me more! -D-5782
Miraculous as it may appear, I would hardly call it safe. Drastic increase in muscle mass over a short period of time despite no training being performed could cause serious health problems. Further testing required. -Dr. Eisenwald.
