Sekuna

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedure: SCP-XXXX is to be placed in a small locker in Site 19. All personal wanting to use SCP-XXXX must have clearance, be escorted and supervised by any Level 2 personal. Usage of SCP-XXXX must be alerted to all staff and be used in the locker room. Personal are forbidden from sharing SCP-XXXX to anyone outside of the Foundation, specifically family and friends.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a white card with the description "ILLNESS AND DISEASE GOT YOU DOWN? CALL 1-800-DOC-IGMA NOW!" written on it. While the card displays no anoumilous effects, the number when dailed and called on any cellular device with a line leads to what sounds like an elderly woman speaking back, referring herself as Doctor Igma or "The Witchdoctor" in other occasions. Any attempt to trace the call to a specific location has given no clear result. The woman proceeds to ask what illness is the subject who is currently calling is suffering from. If the subject is unable to say what specifically the illness is, the woman asks what conditions the subject is suffering from. The voice seems to have extensive knowledge of modern terminology for diseases and sickness. It also knows knowledge of certain SCP diseases, often calling them by there SCP number. However, the O5 council do not see this