Per 
- skip
- Telefonzelle-Enzyklopädie
- Operation Vyzetrit
- As You Pass GO
- The Littlest Browbeater
- SCP-4917
- Printing History
- STORAGE
Item #: SCP-
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
Description:
Image of SCP-XXXX's original location, circa 1988. The individuals pictured are unknown.
Item #: SCP-3917
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3917 is to be located in a standard containment cell in Site-107. Two guards are to man the entrance to SCP-3917's cell. SCP-3917 is not to be used for recreational purposes unless cleared by Site Director Pilliken. Any phone calls placed through SCP-3917 are to be monitored and logged, and any testing subjects are to be accompanied by at least two Level 2 personnel.
Description: SCP-3917 appears to be a standard East German phone booth, painted chromium yellow. 3917 has a standard payment system, having the subject input several coins then to pay by-the-minute (as per a usual phone booth). 3917 only accepts East German mark coins; however, only 2 Mark coins are to be used.
SCP-3917's anomaly manifests when a subject enters 3917 and dials any phone number. Instead of sending out a phone call to the dialed number, SCP-3917 will instead play a phone conversation from the "owner" of the dialed number's life. Any attempt to communicate with the voice on the other side of the line is not responded to. Additionally, the subject can only hear the voice of the person on the other line talking, but not who they are talking to. 3917 can be used to "communicate" to deceased individuals as long as they still hold ownership of a phone number.
If the subject dials a phone number that is unregistered, 3917 will abruptly cut off. If the subject does not completely pay for a phone call, 3917 will cut off as well. Most calls connected to by 3917 are mundane, normally average day-to-day phone calls. Occasionally, notable calls are recorded (see Testing Logs).
Subject:
Called:
<Call Transcript>
Closing Statements:
Subject: D-2946
Called: D-2946's older brother, Xavier ███████
<BEGIN LOG>
D-2946: Uhh, hello?
Closing Statements:
20:43 — FBI HRT Helicopter
Flying to the Czech Republic Consulate
Barnes had already memorized the specs of his weapon.
Caliber: 9x19mm Parabellum
Operating action: Roller-delayed blowback
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
Firing Modes: Safe-Semi-Full
Rate of Fire: approx. 900/min
Sights: Diopter
Buttstock: Folding PDW-style
Serial Number: 14A80753
Barnes looked at his MP5-K in his hands. He had felt a connection when he selected it for training. This machine had smoothly got him from Quantico to Harvey Point. All it had to do now was get him through Vyzetrit. He heard someone turn around behind him.
"I’m stuck with damn 12 gauge here. I get to take out all my anger on door handles. Goddamn door handles." the operator behind him, Phelps, commented.
'Duck' Harley shoved his 1911-A1 in his vest as Barnes tapped the bolt on his MP5-K. Harvey mentioned something to Barnes, but he was tuned out, contemplating the operation. There was no learning curve in the real world. It was life or death. He felt a punch on his right shoulder. It was Skarkin.
"Hey, Barnes. I know you’re nervous, it’s your first mission. I want to give you some advice. When you go in there, remember: bang, bang. No philosophical shit, no hesitation, no misled ethics. It's killed better-trained guys than you. Don’t freeze. Got that?" Skarkin smiled eerily in the pale moonlight.
"Yeah. Thanks, Skarkin." Barnes replied with a curt nod. Skarkin was an experienced HRT Operative and the fact he was on Barnes's team reassured him a bit.
"We're touching down. Get your gear. The local police block will give you directions to the Czech Consulate. Again, good luck."
21:00 — Lynchwood, New York
Roof of the Czech Consulate
A crackle of static followed by a sharp silence came out over the radio.
"Blue Team in position. Waiting for Red Team go."
Red Team Captain Gareth motioned for his team to lock their rappels in place.
"Red Team in position. Start the clock."
Captain Gareth heard the shot from Phelps's gun. He noted the time.
21:01 and 3 seconds. He sent out the command to Red Team.
"Start descent! We're going in!"
A line of dark shadows broke the ethereal plane separating the warmth from the cold night.
~~~
Barnes was relieved. Everything had been going according to plan. Blue Team had nearly cleared out the second floor and already several hostages were out of harm's way. Barnes hadn't yet had to shoot anyone with his MP5-K, and for that he was thankful. However, as per the plan, Section Two of Red Team was to breach the room where most of the hostages - and hostage takers - were. He stacked up on the left side of the door, intending to take the left inner corner.
"Charges set."
Captain Gareth signaled the countdown.
"Three." Duck extended the stock on his rifle.
"Two." Skarkin flicked his selector switch to semi-automatic.
"One." Barnes shifted a bit, and raised his MP5-K.
"Zero." A click. A powerful thump swept the room as the double doors shattered into a fine mist of wood chippings.
"GO GO GO!" The four men quickly entered the room. Barnes, through training, started identifying threats.
Hostage. Hostage. Hostage. Terrorist? No — Hostage.
The four men let up their weapons, surprised at the room full of stunned hostages.
"Be careful. Intel said there should be at least 5 men here." whispered Gareth. Barnes and Harley looked around for more rooms as the other three started escorting hostages out.
Barnes had been searching the walls when he found the wood panel.
"Hey, Duck, what do you think of this?"
Harley came over and examined the panel. He gave it a little push and it swang inwards.
"Door. You take right, I'll take left." said Harley.
"Gotcha." Barnes replied.
"Now!"
Barnes and Harley charged into the room. The former started to identify threats again.
Wallpaper. Table. Chair.
Terrorist.
Barnes remembered Skarkin's words. No hesitation.
He pulled the trigger twice.
BANG! BANG! a loud, high-pitched noise said. It sounded oddly like Skarkin's voice.
The hostage taker appeared momentarily confused, before raising to fire his gun.
Barnes was utterly confused. He looked down at his gun.
Item Description: A standard MP5-K SMG. When fired, it instead emits a high-pitched voice that attempts to mimic the expected sound of the weapon firing.
Date of Recovery: 09-18-2012
Location of Recovery: Lynchwood, ███ ████
Current Status: In storage; pending destruction
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Jack Harmon <pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah#pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah>
to: Walter Pietrovitch <pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip#pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip>
date: Tuesday, Aug 8, 2001 at 3:29 PM
subject: RE: Non-anomalous item
I've got the thing behind me right now. How many tests did they do on this thing? And who on? Maybe some random D-Class?
After looking at the evidence you sent, I've got to agree with you whole-heartedly. This game isn't anomalous whatsoever. It's just a couple of people getting too involved in a goddamn board game. I've shown your work to junior researchers Syrek and Wright. They both agree. We've got a plan to make a report to the Director and we'll need your help. Reply ASAP if you are interested.
- Researcher Harmon
Walter Pietrovitch <pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip#pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip>
to: Jack Harmon <pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah#pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah>
date: Wednesday, Aug 9, 2001 at 11:08 AM
subject: RE: RE: Non-anomalous item
Jack,
Regarding those initial questions, documents suggest they took "friendly" D-Classes to test this thing. Twice. Clearly not enough to prove any anomalous effects. I can help you with your report.
When going through the logs, I found where it came from. Some kid was selling it because he blamed it for "ruining mommy and daddy's marriage". He'd gotten it for his birthday, but when his parents played it, they got in an argument over real money and divorced. Kid dead hated that game. I don't blame him, although it's not like that marriage would have lasted if you ask me.
Anyways, what do you need? A co-witness? Report verification? It can't be on-shift though, I've got to lead research on my current skip.
- Piet
Jack Harmon <pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah#pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah>
to: Walter Pietrovitch <pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip#pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip>
date: Wednesday, Aug 9, 2001 at 3:34 PM
subject: Need your help
Thanks for your interest. We aren't planning to send a normal report, per se. We're gonna play the thing ourselves and take a video of it. Saves us at least two weeks of paperwork just to clear this thing. We package that up with the report, send it off to the Director. He's a man of common sense. I've got Wright, Syrek, me, and hopefully you. Eckhart's gonna videotape it. Let me know if that's fine with you. If so, meet at the recreation room tomorrow in Sector 17.
- Researcher Harmon
Walter Pietrovitch <pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip#pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip>
to: Jack Harmon <pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah#pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah>
date: Thursday, Aug 10, 2001 at 1:53 PM
subject: RE: Need your help
Jack,
I'll be there.
- Piet
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Walter Pietrovitch <pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip#pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip>
to: Jack Harmon <pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah#pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah>
date: Thursday, Aug 10, 2001 at 4:02 PM
subject: Cheater
You piece of shit. I won't forget this, you worthless fuck.
Jack Harmon <pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah#pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah>
to: Walter Pietrovitch <pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip#pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip>
date: Thursday, Aug 10, 2001 at 4:09 PM
subject: RE: Cheater
I can't believe I ever trusted a person like you. You saw. Syrek nearly tore Wright's throat out. I'm talking to the Director about this.
Walter Pietrovitch <pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip#pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip>
to: Jack Harmon <pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah#pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah>
date: Thursday, Aug 10, 2001 at 4:13 PM
subject: Don't care
I don't fucking care what you do or who the fuck you talk to. If I ever see your miserable ass with another miserable plan, I swear I'll send you to the miserable infirmary. Wright fucking deserved it. What maniac puts 2 hotels on a property?
Jack Harmon <pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah#pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah>
to: Walter Pietrovitch <pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip#pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip>
date: Thursday, Aug 10, 2001 at 4:15 PM
subject: RE: Don't care
If you don't care so fucking much, stop emailing me, you unqualified degenerate. You're the one who decided to tax us all to hell.
Walter Pietrovitch <pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip#pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip>
to: Jack Harmon <pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah#pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah>
date: Thursday, Aug 10, 2001 at 4:16 PM
subject: RE: RE: Don't care
You sold me out for Reading Railroad and Electric Company. Look who's fucking talking.
Jack Harmon <pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah#pcs.noitadnuof|jnomrah>
to: Walter Pietrovitch <pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip#pcs.noitadnuof|whctivorteip>
date: Thursday, Aug 10, 2001 at 4:19 PM
subject: fuck off
That goddamn "non-anomalous" bullshit you were spouting about obviously isn't fucking true whatsoever. That's why we can't stop goddamn fighting, I bet. I wouldn't be surprised if we get shipped to goddamn Alaska, you Russian fuck.
- a winner at games
NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION PERSONNEL DIRECTOR — SITE-107
Researchers W. Pietrovitch, J. Harmon, and Junior Researchers D. Wright and R. Syrek were reprimanded and will be re-assigned following their contact with an anomalous item from Site-19.
Listing here:
- W. Pietrovitch — Sector 17
- J. Harmon — Sector 3, Site-108
- D. Wright — Sector 10
- R. Syrek — Sector 6
We would like to welcome Researcher Harmon's replacement at Site-107, Researcher J. Fynegan.
— Carl Pilliken, Site-107 Director
Item Description: A standard 'Monopoly' board game that, when played, will invariably incite an argument between the players that will ultimately lead to the cessation or annulment of their marriage, partnership, friendship or whatever other form their relationship took.
Date of Recovery: 07-03-2001
Location of Recovery: ██████ family yard sale, Illinois, US.
Current Status: Site-19 storage.
SCP-3349
OBJECT CLASS: SAFE | THREAT LEVEL: BLUE
DOCUMENTATION RELEASE - 10/12/2018 | LEVEL 3 CLEARANCE REQUIRED
Special Containment Procedures
SCP-3349 is to be kept in a standard containment locker. 3349 is not to be removed from the locker unless for testing purposes; only Level 3 and above personnel may remove SCP-3349. It is recommended that object not be viewed by those with any significant history of violence, theft, fraud, substance abuse, or any other actions deemed morally wrong by the subject. After Incident 3349-A, during testing SCP-3349 is to be kept a minimum of a meter away from the testing subject.
Description
SCP-3349 is a small ceramic figurine of a stereotypical homeless individual, although it is largely stylized, comical, and painted in bright pastel colors. The figurine is mounted on two pedestals: a cubic wood pedestal, followed by a cylindrical black marble pedestal. A brass plaque, with the phrase “The Littlest Browbeater” etched on it, is mounted on the marble pedestal. Directly viewing 3349 invokes heavy feelings of guilt, shame, and regret, and subjects describe experiencing quasi-realistic memories of "the worst moments of their lives". SCP-3349's effects differ by exposure time, the subject's self-reported moral code, as well as the memories of the subject.
SCP-3349 was discovered in ███ █████, California on 5/█/2018 in a small tchotchke1 store that sold homemade items bought from various wholesalers throughout the country. Attempts have been made to further trace the origin of the object, so far without success.
The object eventually came to the attention of Agent Kabasic after a local rumor regarding SCP-3349 was told to her. After Kabasic saw 3349's anomalous properties, she notified the Foundation and SCP-3349 was confiscated and replaced with a convincing replica. 3349's properties were subsequently confirmed with testing and contained properly.
Following Incident 3349-A, SCP-3349's marble pedestal has been separated from the rest of 3349. The pedestal does not appear to contain any anomalous properties, but it will nonetheless still be stored with SCP-3349.
Addendum I: Testing Logs 3349-01/3349-10
SCP-3349's testing was administered by Researcher Fynegan and Junior Researcher Shipherd. The Subjects were asked to recount to personnel the effects of SCP-3349; to ensure the most reliable results, subjects were given Sodium Thiopental then tested with a cognitive polygraph.
| SUBJECT│TEST | MEMORY INDUCED BY 3349 | RESULTS | EXPOSURE TIME |
| D-9327│01 | A money-making scam started by the subject. | Subject expressed no opinion and called SCP-3349's effect a "fleeting memory". | 5 Seconds |
| D-9327│02 | A money-making scam started by the subject. Pictured visually in subject's mind. | Subject expressed mild annoyance at remembering the memory again. | 10 Seconds |
| D-3495│03 | Severe bullying of a fellow classmate in secondary school. | Subject expressed discomfort and embarrassment. | 20 Seconds |
| D-3495│04 | Severe bullying of a fellow classmate in secondary school. Subject heard crying from the bullied classmate. | Subject appeared to be dejected. | 30 Seconds |
| D-6196│05 | Robbery of a household, resulting in a fire that burned down the house. Subject reportedly felt hot and nervous. | Subject expressed regret for her actions. | 45 Seconds |
| D-4890│06 | Asked ████ ████████ for $2 for a vending machine and never reimbursed said person. | Subject repeatedly asked personnel if they knew where ████ ████████ was and if they could give them $2. Subject became agitated when personnel responded they did not know the location of said individual. | 60 Seconds |
| D-8824│07 | Subject experienced a realistic hallucination of the double murder they committed, while having framed another individual for the crime. | Subject became hysterical and violent; knocked over SCP-3349. New testing procedures have been enacted. See Incident-3349-A for more information. | 120 Seconds |
| P. Shipherd2│08 | Subject vividly recalled cheating on his doctorate exams and described being "flooded with overwhelming guilt". | Subject offered to terminate current employment with the Foundation3, but noted that he had "grown as a person" since the incident. | 180 Seconds |
Addendum II: Incident 3349-A
In Test 3349-07, the subject D-8824 became violent after the effects of SCP-3349's anomalous properties. He subsequently attempted to attack Researcher Fynegan and Junior Researcher Shipherd, and while doing so knocked SCP-3349 to the ground. SCP-3349 suffered minor damage, but most notably the marble pedestal was separated from 3349. The marble pedestal itself appeared to have been glued on with an adhesive, and a painted quote was discovered on the bottom of the wood pedestal. The marble pedestal does not display any anomalous effects. SCP-3349 is to be kept a minimum of a meter from any personnel or subjects during testing.
Addendum III: Testing Logs 3349-11/3349-15
SCP-3349's second set of testing was administered by Researcher Fynegan and Pietrovitch. Subjects were tested in the same manner as the first set.
| SUBJECT│TEST | MEMORY INDUCED BY 3349 | RESULTS | EXPOSURE TIME |
| D-6076│11 | Subject committed a failed bank robbery that ended in the fatalities of two police officers. | Subject inquired about his release time. Personnel responded they did not know. | 10 Seconds |
| D-5972│12 | Subject "gaslighted4" an individual, leading the individual to attempt to commit suicide. | Subject fidgeted, appearing distressed. | 20 Seconds |
| D-5972│13 | Subject "gaslighted" an individual, leading the individual to attempt to commit suicide. The subject remembered the phone call from the individual before their attempt. | Subject began to cry. | 30 Seconds |
| D-3876│14 | Car crash caused by an intoxicated D-3876, leading to the paralysis of another individual in the crash. The subject reported hearing screeching and breaking glass, and also reported feeling lacerations on the skin. | Subject offered to test SCP-3349 again. Request denied by present personnel. | 45 Seconds |
| D-7771│15 | Death of subject's infant brother, caused accidentally by D-7771. | Subject remained quiet but asked to fill out a Foundation request form. | 60 Seconds |
NOTE: All subjects from test 3349-10 to 3349-15 reported hearing an unknown male voice speak after SCP-3349's effects. This voice is only present in the subject's memory, and reportedly speaks a phrase that coincides with the quote found under 3349's wood pedestal: "Forgotten is not forgiven."
Addendum IV: SCP-3349 Request Forms
FOUNDATION PERSONNEL REQUEST FORM
NATURE OF REQUEST:
◌ SCP
● TESTING
◌ GOI/POI
◌ PERSONNEL
REQUEST: Asking to be subject to more of this testing.
REASON OF REQUEST: Maybe then I'll finally be a big sister to look up to, Kyle. Maybe then I'll actually be worth something. I've got to make up to you what your life would have been.
REQUEST FILED BY: D-Class #7771
REQUEST APRROVAL/DENIAL: [ DENIED - 10/12/18 ]
REASON OF APPROVAL/DENIAL: D-Class #7771 did not provide an adequate reason to be subject to more testing.
FOUNDATION PERSONNEL REQUEST FORM
NATURE OF REQUEST:
● SCP
◌ TESTING
◌ GOI/POI
◌ PERSONNEL
REQUEST: Permission to change documentation of SCP-3349.
REASON OF REQUEST: The current document is outdated and does not represent SCP-3349's current effects. Currently, SCP-3349 is documented as a Threat Level of Blue. I believe 3349 is more than that, that SCP-3349 should be classified as Threat Level White. 3349 can be and is beneficial for anyone who sees it. It pushes you to see past your mistakes and to be the better person. It did for me. I'm sure it did for the others, too.
REQUEST FILED BY: Junior Researcher Phillip Shipherd
REQUEST APPROVAL/DENIAL: [ DENIED - 10/12/18 ]
REASON OF APPROVAL/DENIAL: SCP documentation is factual, not objective. The documentation will be updated to include SCP-3349's new appearance, but that is it.
Noting here for anyone reading this current draft is NOT indicative to my final draft. It's missing a bunch of narrative and plot.
Item #: SCP-4XXX
Item Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4XXX is to be kept in a standard Vehicle Containment unit at Site-107. No personnel under Level 2 clearance are to be allowed in or make contact with SCP-4XXX; a minimum of two guards are to be stationed outside the door. SCP-4XXX-1 is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment chamber and must be also monitored at all times. SCP-4XXX-1 is allowed to keep a journal to write, provided that SCP-4XXX-1 does not note any details about the Foundation or his containment. If this happens, the journal is to be taken away for an extended period of time, preferably a week or until Site Director Piliken has given clearance.
When in transport to the testing area, both SCP-4XXX-1 and SCP-4XXX are to be carefully monitored. Use of iron tire guides for easier guiding is a mandatory requirement for transportation, regardless of distance between the Vehicle Containment unit and the testing location (See Incident-4XXX-B). SCP-4XXX-1 is not to be allowed access SCP-4XXX until it is deemed necessary by testing personnel. Testing procedures will follow the guidelines specified in Addendum 01, and all tests are to be monitored by at least one Level 4 personnel. All Foundation personnel dealing with SCP-4XXX are to be screened bi-monthly to ensure further time-stream incidents (See Incident-4XXX-A) do not occur.
Description: SCP-4XXX is an American 1995 Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor (P71) with a black-and-white color motif and license plate number 6FK████. SCP-4XXX is fitted with all factory-standard parts and runs on standard unleaded gasoline. On visual inspection, the interior SCP-4XXX appears to be a standard P71 Interceptor, save for a date (MM/DD/YYYY) display located immediately above the police radio. The date can be adjusted with a small round dial to the right of the display, and the range currently can go from 01/01/0000 CE to 12/31/9999 CE. SCP-4XXX's main anomaly is only achieved under certain conditions, as illustrated below:
- SCP-4XXX must pass through a tunnel of any size, with the only dimensional restrictions of said tunnel being its length, which must be greater than 152.4m, or the dimensions of SCP-4XXX.
- SCP-4XXX must be moving at speeds greater than 48.28 KM/H5 during the journey.
- The tunnel's lighting must not exceed 7 cd/m2. This is within the normal range of a highway tunnel's luminescence.
- Officer Robert Kesson (SCP-4XXX-1) must be present in the car.
Under these conditions, upon exiting the other side of the tunnel, SCP-4XXX will time-jump to the date currently on the LED display in SCP-4XXX. SCP-4XXX will arrive at this date in the same relative location to where it left the present date. It is unknown currently if SCP-4XXX and its occupants are able to meet their former selves or what the effect is should that happen. However, it is completely possible for SCP-4XXX and its occupants to perform actions that alter the time-stream as known. Currently, Incident SCP-4XXX-A is the only known instance of SCP-4XXX and occupants altering the time-stream, and is throroughly detailed in Addendums 04-XX.
History: SCP-4XXX was discovered on 10/██/1998 in the city of Braunau am Inn, Austria. It was reported when SCP-4XXX and its driver SCP-4XXX-1, materialized out of the south side of Braunau am Inn's town gate. Although both were intially detained by the local authorities, eventually Foundation agents established jurisdiction over the event, and the incident was covered up as a stunt for a new car commercial. Both SCP-4XXX and SCP-4XXX-1 were subsequently taken from custody in Austria into Site-107.
Attempts to trace the manufacturing origin of SCP-4XXX have resulted with no additional information gained. According to records from the Ford Motor Company, SCP-4XXX left the production line as a factory-standard P71.
Addendum 01 - SCP-4XXX Testing Procedure:
Time-travel, as you all know, is very dangerous. We've made a procedure for SCP-4XXX that will minimize the risk of a temporal paradox being created.
- Dr. Fynegan
This checklist assumes that you have already isolated the test subject as well as confirming both leaving and arrival dates with both Researcher Fynegan and Site Director Piliken.
| Step # | Instructions | Check? |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | cell-content | ░░░░░░░░ |
| 2 | cell-content | ░░░░░░░░ |
| 3 | cell-content | ░░░░░░░░ |
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| 13 | cell-content | ░░░░░░░░ |
| 14 | cell-content | ░░░░░░░░ |
| 15 | cell-content | ░░░░░░░░ |
Addendum 02 - Incident 4XXX-B:
During testing of SCP-4XXX, SCP-4XXX-1, present in the car, knocked out Junior Researcher Shipherd, and attempted to drive down the hallway of Site-107. Both SCP-4XXX and SCP-4XXX-1 were halted when Shipherd regained consciousness and stopped the car, giving guards enough time to detain SCP-4XXX-1. Thankfully no personnel were reported injured, and the only damage recorded was tire marks on the floor of Site-107. Regarding this incident, SCP-4XXX-1 is not to be present in SCP-4XXX until necessary, and iron tire guides are to be in use while transporting SCP-4XXX. SCP-4XXX-1 has promised not to do such a reckless act again, but until further trust can be gained, SCP-4XXX-1 will be restrained while in SCP-4XXX.
Addendum 03 - Description of SCP-4XXX and Personal Effects of SCP-4XXX-1:
These items only reflect what was found on SCP-4XXX-1 during his detainment.
| QUANTITY | ITEM |
| 1 | One Smith & Wesson Model 5906 handgun |
| 1 | One pair of handcuffs |
| 1 | One police radio unit |
| 1 | One Police-Issue notebook (containing entries on Incident 4XXX-A) |
| 1 | One police belt |
| 1 | One complete police uniform |
| 1 | One police badge, ID #████████ |
| 2 | Two Bic ballpoint pens |
| 3 | Three 14-round magazines of 9mm, one partially depleted |
| 5 | Five zip-tie restraints |
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING ADDENDUMS ARE LEVEL 4/4XXX CLASSIFIED
ANY ATTEMPT TO READ THESE ADDENDUMS WITHOUT LEVEL 4/4XXX AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.
NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION
For posterity purposes, all documentation regarding INCIDENT H-SPLIT (4XXX-A), are included to help in reversing or neutralizing the temporal shift of Robert Kesson (4XXX-1).
— Alexander Perkins, Attribution Department, RAISA
Addendum 04 - Medical Examination of SCP-4XXX-1:
FOUNDATION PHYSICAL-MEDICAL REPORT
| PERSONNEL TESTED: | PATIENT NAME: | Robert Adrian Kesson |
| ● SCP | ASSIGNED NUMBER: | C-02173-98 |
| ◌ RESEARCH | <optional> SCP NUMBER: | SCP-4XXX-1 |
| ◌ ADMINISTRATION | E COLOR│SEX: | Brown│Male |
| ◌ SECURITY/JANITORIAL | AGE: | 27 |
RECORD OF PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
| Subject | DATA HERE | MORE DATA |
| Protocol | DATA HERE | MORE DATA |
| Results | DATA HERE | MORE DATA |
GENERAL APRROVAL/DENIAL: [ APPROVED - ██/██/98 ]
CONDUCTED BY: Doctor Thomas Green
Addendum 05 - Newspaper Headline, Munich Area:
POLICE CRUISER STOLEN FROM POLICE SECURITY CONVENTION
Local Bundespolizei and international security forces are on alert after an American police cruiser, license plate number 6FK████, was stolen from the International Police Security Convention here in Munich. The cruiser was carrying a small array of usual police weaponry for display purposes, and it is feared that the perpetrator may be armed and dangerous. The cruiser was reported missing on the morning of the ██th, having being locked up the night before in a garage. Only security forces and the American county delegates had access to said garage. Investigators currently suspect a Californian police officer who has gone missing along with the car. The car sports a black-and-white motif, and a seal of the city of Los Angeles is on both the drivers and passengers-side doors. If anyone has any information regarding this incident, call your closest law enforcement agency.
Addendum 0X - SCP-4XXX-1's Personal Notes:
It's likely that I'll never use this for official business again. I guess I can consider this the eternal weekend. I've thought about the plan many times. I've had two days to concoct it.
Addendum 0X - First Interview of Officer Kesson (SCP-4XXX-1):
Interviewed: Robert Kesson (SCP-4XXX-1)
Interviewer: Researcher John Bowman
Foreword: First recorded interview of Robert Kesson by Foundation Personnel
<Begin Log, 13:46>
[ Researcher Bowman sits down at the table, across from SCP-4XXX-1. ]
Bowman: Mmmmm. Nice to finally meet you. You Kesson?Kesson: Me Kesson. May I ask why I'm being detained here?
Bowman: You know why. The events in 1998? Your disappearance, the stolen police cruiser, the dramatic re-emergence in Austria. And with a helluva story to boot.
Kesson: Fine. What's your name?
Bowman: My name?
Kesson: If I'm going to be here for a while - and it looks like that - I might as well get to know some of you a bit more.
Bowman: Right to the point. I like that. Name's Bowman.
[ Researcher Bowman extends his hand. ]Kesson: Kesson, as you already know.
[ SCP-4XXX-1 shakes Researcher Bowman's hand. ]
<End Log, [optional time info]>Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]
SCP-3961
OBJECT CLASS: SAFE | THREAT LEVEL: GREEN
INFORMATION RELEASE APPROVED 05/03/2018 | FURTHER EDITS DISALLOWED
Special Containment Procedures
SCP-3961 is to be secured in the additional server room in Sector 8 of Site-107 and connected to the local area network specifically made for 3961. The LAN is only to be accessed by the computer terminal in the server room. The LAN name and password can be found below.
Name: 3961-LAN
Password: S107D93AN8XFC200
Both SCP-3961 and its accompanying computer must be shut down after use to reduce wear. The computer must be regularly checked for any virus inside to prevent them from infecting SCP-3961. The ink inside the printer must also be replaced every few months to make future research effective. No more than 10 images can be printed out from SCP-3961 in a period of 24 hours.
Description
SCP-3961 appears to be a Kodak ESP 5250 All-In-One printer. Testing and dismantling of 3961 shows that the only distinguishable feature of SCP-3961 compared to a normal ESP 5250 printer is what appears to be a thick lining of Iridium surrounding the ink dispenser. When a picture from SCP-3961 is printed with a fixed historical event, the picture printed out will show an alternate version of that fixed event instead of the existing event6. SCP-3961 only anomalizes when pictures are printed, not scanned or faxed, and only when the pictures being printed are photographs that show historical and current events.
SCP-3961 was found by two California Institute of Technology students, █████ Chalmers and ██████ Windom, when they bought SCP-3961 in a local Office Depot. They realized the anomalous property of SCP-3961 when working on an article for the school's newspaper; and instead of reporting it, they published an article about Elon Musk's recent testimony before Congress, with an accompanying picture. Uproar about the legitimacy of the article led Brian and William to contact local authorities about SCP-3961, wherein Foundation Agents were notified. Agents contained SCP-3961 and transported it to Site-107.
Addendum I: Testing Log 3961-C
Junior Researcher Shipherd printed four pictures of widely-known fixed-point events using SCP-3961. Results are charted below.
| Picture | Fixed Event | Alternate Event |
| A victory picture during the Battle of Berlin. | Three Soviet Army soldiers are pictured on top of the Reichstag, one standing at the top raising the Soviet flag. | Three Wehrmacht soldiers cheering on the Reichstag roof, a Nazi flag flying on a makeshift flagpole. |
| A picture of Lee Harvey Oswald's jail transfer. | Oswald recoils in pain after being shot by Jack Ruby. | Oswald is rushed into the transport car as the gun is forced out of Ruby's hand. |
| A picture of the tearing down of the Berlin Wall. | Four East German border guards stand as a small section of the wall it brought down. | East German border guards, on unseen parapets, threaten West German protesters to move back. |
| A picture of structural damage to the Pentagon. | Aerial photograph of the damage sustained to the Pentagon by Flight 77. | A picture of several Pentagon staff celebrating the foiled attempts on 9/11/2001. |
Addendum II: Interview with Chalmers and Windom
Interviewers: Researcher J. Fynegan, Researcher W. Pietrovitch
Interviewed: █████ Chalmers, ██████ Windom
<BEGIN LOG - 0907 HRS>
Researcher Fynegan: Good morning you two, thank you for letting us conduct this interview.
█████ Chalmers: Yeah, yeah. Is this going to be on the news?
Researcher Pietrovitch: No, Mr. Chalmers. How did you initially discover SCP-3961?
██████ Windom: I just bought the printer at Office Depot. I was using it to print some personal pictures, one of me and my girlfriend. Anyways, the picture was wildy different than I expected. I checked it 3 times, and I have no doubt about it, that's one hell of a weird printer.
Researcher Pietrovitch: Thank you, Mr. Windom. Mr. Chalmers, now, how did you discover that it was a anomalous entity?
Chalmers: Well, I was working on our college newspaper, the CalTech, when Windom showed me the printer. Figures after all, we are roommates. I thought he was pulling a fast one about that picture, before I checked it out myself. And it printed interesting stuff! The pictures were all opposite.
Fynegan: Why did you call the police regarding SCP-3961?
Chalmers: Why do you guys keep calling the printer that?
Pietrovitch: We can explain later, Mr. Chalmers. Please answer the previous question.
Chalmers: After we printed that article about Elon Musk, instead of Mark Zuckerberg, people started to get all confrontational about it. They thought we had photoshopped the picture. Honestly, the people spooked us a bit, and we got nervous and called the police. Then you guys showed up.
Windom: <to █████ Chalmers> We should have kept that printer. We just didn't do the test run right and got too scared after.
Fynegan: Would you like to tell us anything regarding that article, Mr. Windom?
Windom: I'll tell you what really went wrong. We used too popular of a topic.
Pietrovitch: Care to add anything, Mr. Chalmers?
Windom: I don't think he wo-
Chalmers: Windom's right. Imagine we were working for big buck media. Find a picture about a relatively unknown topic - or even maybe a known one. Run it through the printer. Seep it into a large database or wherever, along with an article about "new data" or a "previously-unknown source". A picture's worth a thousand words, you know? By doing that, you've effectively changed history.
Fynegan: Yes, I'm aware of that, Mr. Chalmers, but SCP-3961 does not change reality.
Windom: Reality only exists in what is remembered and felt, Mr. Fynegan. If you can change what is remembered… you can change history.
Pietrovitch: I'd stand to disagree, Mr. Windom. <to Researcher Fynegan> Anything else you want to ask, Joe?
Fynegan: <to Researcher Pietrovitch> No, Piet. <to Chalmers and Windom> I think we can end this interview here.
Windom: It's been real nice meeting you two.
Pietrovitch: Same here. Good luck with the newspaper.
Chalmers: Thanks. You take good care of that printer, alright?
Fynegan: We will. These guards will escort you out.
<END LOG - 0915 HRS>
Closing Statement: Both █████ Chalmers and ██████ Windom were administered amnestics. Article was covered-up as a mistake, picture put into circulation as a professionally-edited image,
an anomaly that cannot be thrown off a cliff but keep asking to be thrown off a cliff
its anomaly is speech and inability to be thrown off a cliff
sprinkle down some jargon like probability integral function field or something
Like, but you gotta make it good jargon
Mostly because I knew inherently that didn't mean anything
"I just want to be thrown down a cliff, damn it"
the throwable should have emotion, make the readers relates/sympathize to its wish to be thrown down a cliff
Based off of this image.
Object Class: Safe
The idea of this skip is that it appears to be a phone booth. However, if you go into the phone booth and dial a number, instead of hearing the person on the line, the phone booth will play a phone conversation from that person's (the "owner" of the phone number) life).
Any attempt to communicate with the voice on the other side of the line reveals nothing. Additionally, the person in the phone booth can only hear the voice of the person on the other line talking, but not who they are talking to. It can be used to communicate to dead people, as long as they still hold ownership of a phone number.
If someone dials a phone number that is unregistered, the phone abruptly cuts off. The phone booth itself has a by-call payment system, having the phone booth person input several coins then to pay by-the-minute (as per a usual phone booth).
The story behind the phone booth is that it is indeed West Germany, 1988. A scientist desperately tries, every day, to call his wife in West Berlin, which has been disconnected from the outside world by telephone. He receives calls with his wife's voice talking, but she doesn't seem to be able to hear him. A year later, he travels to the downing of the Berlin Wall. He attempts to find his wife, when he learns that she had died 6 years prior, in 1983. The scientist publishes a report on what happened, and that's where the Foundation step in.
What do you guys think? Too similar to SCP-467? Let me know?
Oh, fyi, I ditched the whole "The Death of Taglietti" thing. If anyone wants to pick it up, feel free.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Telefonzelle_DDR_1988.jpg
