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[[Cigarettes that kill people. (Not like they already did.)]]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX samples are currently contained at Site-92's containment sector 2. All personnel are to not bring any lighters into SCP-XXXX's cell enable to prevent accidents from happening. No specimens of SCP-XXXX are to lighten at any time.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a group of self-multiplying █████ brand cigarettes from █████, █████. Each cigarette has a warning label, unlikely to their brand. Each one reading: DO NOT SMOKE, DANGEROUS TO OTHERS AS WELL. 100% LETHAL TO ALL HUMANS WHO SMOKE IT. 50% LETHAL TO THE WITNESSES.
Each known SCP-XXXX specimen once smoked, will produce an unknown chemical, nicknamed the "█████████" by Researcher Williams. This chemical will enter the lungs and take on a solid shape. This takes 5 minutes to happen. Once the process of turning from a gas into a solid is complete, it will instantly transform into organic matter. After 79 hours of this effect, the subject's ribcage will burst and a creature of unknown origin1 will appear inside of the host. The subject will then die of [REDACTED] later. The organism will proceed to exit the host through the trachea and proceed to inhale as much oxygen as it could.
This organism will exhale cigarette smoke, but the effect of inhaling it is anomalously 10x worse than regular cigarette smoke. The organism will begin to pollute the air 10 minutes after originally starting. After polluting the air, the organism will die out and the air will take on a sentient form. Mass usage of SCP-XXXX could cause an XK class event.
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