Hawkwind's Completed Works

The Future

Item #: XXXX

Object Class: Keter Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 is kept in Modified Containment Locker #17-3200 at Site-XXXX. Once per day, an assigned researcher must enter the containment locker and recite SCP-XXXX-1's unique key aloud.

SCP-XXXX-1's unique key consists of the lyrics to 'Holy Fucking Shit: 40,000' by American post-punk band Have a Nice Life. All researchers assigned to SCP-XXXX are required to memorize this song upon assignment.

SCP-XXXX-2 cannot be reliably contained at this time, but is effectively self-containing so long as SCP-XXXX-1 is contained.

View Discontinued Special Containment Procedures

Discontinued Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX cannot be reliably contained at this time. However, its anomalous effects can be disrupted through sustained artillery bombardment.

Mobile Task Force Nu-7 ("Hammer Down") has been tasked with maintaining constant artillery bombardment upon SCP-XXXX at Provisional Site-XXXX. Rate of bombardment is not to fall under 30 direct strikes per 24 hour period.

If bombardment ceases for longer than one hour at any time, and bombardment cannot be re-initiated, Mobile Task Force Omega-12 ("Achilles' Heels") is authorized to physically engage SCP-XXXX, via basic wrestling techniques and hand-to-hand combat.

Due to SCP-XXXX's location close to major population centers, cover stories have been implemented denoting Provisional Site-XXXX as an armed forces munitions testing site. Mass-application of amnestics has been approved for use in the event of an SCP-XXXX containment breach.

SCP-XXXX is known to possess some sort of key or password capable of deactivating its anomalous properties. This key is an unknown musical composition, released between 2001 and 2010 in the post-punk, post-rock and/or dark wave genres. Identifying and deploying this key is considered an 'Alpha-Plus' priority by the Site Directors' Executive Committee of the Whole and the O5 Council.

Credits

chiifu, etoile, Greyve, Popsioak, thewalkindude368 and DrFulllham helped on 'The Future'!