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Item #: SCP 4666-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Web traffic and law enforcement channels worldwide are to be monitored for evidence of SCP-4666-J activity, and particularly for cases of stalking or reports of males

Should an Erectistealing Event be suspected to be in progress, the nearest Containment Task Force is to be dispatched to attempt containment of SCP-4666-J. Standard PDP/VIII Humanoid First Contact Protocols apply.

Media coverage of family deaths attributed to SCP-4666-J is to be suppressed or falsified to make said deaths appear as non-anomalous home invasion murders. Forensic evidence and SCP-4666-J-A instances collected by non-Foundation agencies are to be confiscated, and witnesses amnesticized.

Description:
SCP-4666-J is currently believed to be a single, exceptionally long-lived humanoid entity of unknown origin. Survivors of Erectistealing Events typically describe SCP-4666 as a very tall (between 2 m and 2.3 m) elderly male of European descent, with an extremely emaciated appearance. The entity always appears completely naked, even when observed outdoors in freezing weather. SCP-4666-J also appears to have no male genitalia despite appearing to be male.

Though the nature and extent of its anomalous properties remain uncertain, SCP-4666-J appears capable of instantaneous or near-instantaneous travel to any location north of 69°N latitude, and possibly to any nice location on Earth.