Stone Obelisk
Safe
A slightly levitating 10inch tall basalt stone monolith that always points the same way no matter where or how you move it, left behind by a nomadic tribe whose shaman had a vision of something distant and evil. Carving the obelisk to always warn the tribe where it was little knowing that the thing was not even on the planet. This SCP is kept in a glass case within the █████ Foundation Observatory with weekly recordings of space in the direction it points.
Child's Monopoly Game
Safe
What appears to be an archaic edition of Monopoly, perhaps a prototype. It bears the year 1929 on its back and is quite faded. The spaces are similar to the game we know today but they are not colored instead bearing etchings of the place they name. It was discovered in ████ in 19██ by warehouse workers. When the game is played the players will find themselves unable to stop playing until the game is won. The winner will find all of the losers money has been deposited into their own bank account. The loser will find that they have lost everything they own even the clothing off their back. The SCP is contained in a locked box in a storage locker along with other safer SCPs.
Toothpick
Euclid
Toothpick is a human-like creature discovered in a buffet in ██████ surrounded by starving people some of which had passed away from malnutrition even though surrounded by food. It stands 7 ft tall but is only inches thin, appearing to made out of a strange wood substance or an unknown exoskeleton. It has no features other than handless arms and footless legs. When stared at the viewer begins to lose interest in eating, to the point where they will vomit if food even nears them. This does not end if Toothpick leaves or is out of view. Once the viewer passes away from starvation Toothpick will seemingly act surprised not understanding why they have died but otherwise show no other emotion. Viewing the creature through video and photography does not lead to the effects occurring. Viewing it through obscured glass will give the viewer a small amount of the effect as found by Dr.█████ who started his viewing at 265lbs and now weighs 165lbs but is still able to both become hungry and keep down food with no issue. Toothpick is kept in isolation within a concrete cell watched by several cameras. The door is hermetically sealed as Toothpick has escaped before having somehow slid under the door. The creature only seems to move when it believes it is not being watched. Its level of intelligence is unknown as it generally ignores researchers.
Future-Proof
Safe
Found within the foundation site 263 itself no one is quite sure where it originated from. It is your average smart-phone. Originally turned into the foundation lost and found it was noticed that every year that passed the phone would still be the most up to date model. Even changing size and gaining or losing button through the years. It is believed to have entered the foundation as a desk phone in 1983 after viewing security recordings. Now kept on the person of Dr. Kurenai who uses it as her personal phone.
Addendum: It has recently changed in shape and size again becoming nearly unrecognizable. We believe this to mean someone has advanced smart phone technology again but we are unable to verify at this time.
The Fisherman
Euclid
Found in the far north in █████, Russia. Sitting on a stool sits the frozen corpse of an old man ice fishing. A rod made of what appears to be whale bone sits frozen in his hands a line dropping into solid ice. Below sensors detect a large body of liquid water. His clothing appears that of a bronze age nomad, made of stitched leather and hides with a stone axe and bronze knife on his belt. Besides being clearly dead his body is otherwise untouched, skin pale and unbroken, hair long and blonde. If tests did not prove him dead you could believe him still fishing. Around his neck hangs a thin string with a stamped bronze medallion hanging off of it. The language or symbols are unknown to the organization. What makes this corpse exceptional besides his lively appearance is the impossibility of moving him. D-Class personal were ordered to move the fisherman but found that where they touched the body began to freeze. Right through their protective clothing. In seconds the veins in their arms had frozen solid. Running back they fell onto their knees as from their shoulder down shattered into fragments. Machines were used next remotely. Heavy excavators did nothing to his position, the machine was in fact dented for its attempt. It has been recorded however it will move under its own power every few hours to a different spot on the lake's surface. Never leaving the recorded limits of the lake but always finding a new place to drop its line. No holes in the ice from its previous locations can be found. It has never once been noticed moving, it just seems to be somewhere else all at once. Even when recorded with video the corpse will be gone but no one will notice for several minutes. Like their eyes could not process the movement.
Stone Obelisk
Safe
A slightly levitating 10inch tall basalt stone monolith that always points the same way no matter where or how you move it, left behind by a nomadic tribe whose shaman had a vision of something distant and evil. Carving the obelisk to always warn the tribe where it was little knowing that the thing was not even on the planet. This SCP is kept in a glass case within the █████ Foundation Observatory with weekly recordings of space in the direction it points.
Toothpick
Euclid
Toothpick is a human-like creature discovered in a buffet in ██████ surrounded by starving people some of which had passed away from malnutrition even though surrounded by food. It stands 7 ft tall but is only inches thin, appearing to made out of a strange wood substance or an unknown exoskeleton. It has no features other than handless arms and footless legs. When stared at the viewer begins to lose interest in eating, to the point where they will vomit if food even nears them. This does not end if Toothpick leaves or is out of view. Once the viewer passes away from starvation Toothpick will seemingly act surprised not understanding why they have died but otherwise show no other emotion. Viewing the creature through video and photography does not lead to the effects occurring. Viewing it through obscured glass will give the viewer a small amount of the effect as found by Dr.█████ who started his viewing at 265lbs and now weighs 165lbs but is still able to both become hungry and keep down food with no issue. Toothpick is kept in isolation within a concrete cell watched by several cameras. The door is hermetically sealed as Toothpick has escaped before having somehow slid under the door. The creature only seems to move when it believes it is not being watched. Its level of intelligence is unknown as it generally ignores researchers.
Future-Proof
Safe
Found within the foundation site 263 itself no one is quite sure where it originated from. It is your average smart-phone. Originally turned into the foundation lost and found it was noticed that every year that passed the phone would still be the most up to date model. Even changing size and gaining or losing button through the years. It is believed to have entered the foundation as a desk phone in 1983 after viewing security recordings. Now kept on the person of Dr. Kurenai who uses it as her personal phone.
Addendum: It has recently changed in shape and size again becoming nearly unrecognizable. We believe this to mean someone has advanced smart phone technology again but we are unable to verify at this time.
The Fisherman
Safe
Found in the far north in █████, Russia. Sitting on a stool sits the frozen corpse of an old man ice fishing. A rod made of what appears to be whale bone sits frozen in his hands a line dropping into solid ice. Below sensors detect a large body of liquid water. His clothing appears that of a bronze age nomad, made of stitched leather and hides with a stone axe and bronze knife on his belt. Besides being clearly dead his body is otherwise untouched, skin pale and unbroken, hair long and blonde. If tests did not prove him dead you could believe him still fishing. Around his neck hangs a thin string with a stamped bronze medallion hanging off of it. The language or symbols are unknown to the organization. What makes this corpse exceptional besides his lively appearance is the impossibility of moving him. D-Class personal were ordered to move the fisherman but found that where they touched the body began to freeze. Right through their protective clothing. In seconds the veins in their arms had frozen solid. Running back they fell onto their knees as from their shoulder down shattered into fragments. Machines were used next remotely. Heavy excavators did nothing to his position, the machine was in fact dented for its attempt. It has been recorded however it will move under its own power every few hours to a different spot on the lake's surface. Never leaving the recorded limits of the lake but always finding a new place to drop its line. No holes in the ice from its previous locations can be found. It has never once been noticed moving, it just seems to be somewhere else all at once. Even when recorded with video the corpse will be gone but no one will notice for several minutes. Like their eyes could not process the movement.
Several tests have been attempted. The ice, over a kilometer thick has been carefully drilled into to allow a drone entry. Worry over releasing whatever may be in the water made it impossible to drill anything larger. What the drone found in the dark water appeared to be an ancient lake. Unchanged for millennia. It ran tests on the water revealing bacteria and algae's long extinct. Reviewing the recordings also shows the silhouettes of large unknown creatures in the distance. However one of the most interesting things recorded was the fisherman's line. The thin line made of animal sinew sparked with ice crystals as it descended from the solid ice above and dropped into the darkness. The drone was made to follow the line down, after several hours of descent and the drone nearing the end of its battery it found the hook and its bait. Attached to a hook made of bone was The Fisherman - 1. A heart. That appeared in the darkness to be a human heart but unlike the fisherman this heart was still alive, still beating pumping water into its chambers and pumping out thick jelly like blood. The drone was able to take a sample before final shutdown confirming it was human blood.
Researchers were sent out into the local hamlets and reindeer farms to see if any info could be gathered. There they found very little information until meeting with an elderly woman who was a local storyteller. She told of an ancient legend of sea monsters devastating the local populace before the ice sheets came. A leviathan and its servants creatures she called Uusalochk that would slay men and take women and children into the depths. A great hero came though his name was lost, he carved a fishing rod from the bones of Uusalochk he slew using their muscle to make the thread miles long and incredibly strong. The most beautiful woman in the village was to be his bait and together they went off to the lake the creatures rose out of. The creatures were never seen again but neither were the hero and the woman. Soon the ice sheets came and it was long forgotten. She referenced some caverns nearby that may hold more information in their ancient carvings.
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