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NOTE: This is a joke SCP, do not take it seriously
SCP-111111-j
Object Class: Euclid
SCP-111111-j is a fourth-dimensional being who has been on earth since circa 3478 BC.
SCP-111111-j takes the form of to a bald, muscular human male know as Tyler. SCP-111111-j is known to act very erratic, with behaviour such as extreme anger, screaming, and on some occasions, fits. It is also known to kill anyone who is around in this state. If any change in this behaviour is observed then it is to be reported to a [REDACTED] on site [REDACTED], and any damage to SCP-111111-j’s cell should be repaired within 2 weeks.
SCP-111111-j is to be kept in a cell that is specifically assigned for it, the cell is designed to look like the average american apartment complex, with food and beverages being provided on a bi-weekly bias by staff. SCP-111111-j also requires 24/7 access to the internet, where it enjoys streaming itself on Twitch.com going by the alias of “tyler1” doing activities such as playing video games such as League Of Legends and eating food, SCP-111111-j has almost 2.4 million followers and almost 114 million views, an estimated 70% of these viewers and followers are foundation staff.
SCP-111111-j was found in [REDACTED], Missouri, USA on [DATA EXPUNGED]. During it’s interrogation, SCP-111111-j claimed it was there “since the birth of man,” after Dr. [REDACTED] asked what it’s intentions were, SCP-111111-j violently screamed and killed Dr. [REDACTED] and 3 Guards and proceeded to eat all their organs. SCP-111111-j was later subdued by a confirmed total of 17 horse-tranquilliser darts. The first test on SCP-001 took place on [DATA EXPUNGED], where 3 D-Class subjects were taken into SCP-111111-j’s cell, all subjects were brutally torn apart, with all their organs being eaten, with a strange white substance left in the area where their mouths would have been, scientists later concluded that this was SCP-111111-j’s ejaculate. The second test took place on [DATA EXPUNGED], where 3 D-Class subjects were taken into SCP-111111-j’s cell, one of the subjects was given a “gift” to give to SCP-111111-j, the gift being an orange beanie with the logo of the anime Dragon Ball Z, when receiving the gift, SCP-111111-j grabbed the beanie and placed it on it’s head, it then loudly screamed and killed the 2 D-Class subjects that didn’t provide SCP-111111-j a gift. Research concluded that SCP-111111-j is highly dangerous unless appeased with gifts, all guards and staff must please SCP-111111-j with gifts such as food, beverages, clothes, and even money, when around SCP-111111-j’s cell. All workers will receive compensation for any personal goods that SCP-111111-jtakes. SCP-111111-j is to be monitored with extreme precision, it’s intentions are still not known, and SCP-111111-j is known to be extremely dangerous and has no shame in killing it’s victims in brutal and gruesome ways.
