RedBullion

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Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP is to be contained in a skunk pelt inside standard 30” by 30” shagamaw proof vault.
with one parcel of shotgun ammunition to
supposedly appease the “ Hillbilly Gods “ see pg. 1 of SCP

Description: SCP is an relatively new
thirty page book titled “ Gus’ Guide To Varmintcraft “ bound in a melanistic shagamaw based leather with an intricate crest branded onto cover of SCP featuring a shotgun, and a fearsome shagamaw on a pentagram. SCP Varmintcraft spells include
Kill the dang tall antler dog ( this part was interpreted as a cervid hunting spell). and
Magic ‘gainst them diggity dang shagamaws.
What has been gauged from SCP is that it is also a memetic influential hazard because utilizing techniques from SCP causes the user’s grammar to rapidly devolve.
SCP is charmed to be flame-proof, water-proof
and shagamaw-proof.

What are dengits?
Tazeltens are foul creatures that feed upon
anything, including humans. The main trait of this species is
that it has two different types of legs. have a set of
bear legs and a set of moose ones. When it walks it does a sort
of handstand walk but when those legs get tired it switches to the other.
That is how it tricks humans into thinking it is a bear by walking on bear legs
and convincing a hunter it is a bear. Then it surprises the hunter as both a moose and a bear and falling upon them because they were not prepared for both. this is
explained in SCP

Addendum: SCP was traded from a family
of hillbillies living in [REDACTED]
for a Gatling gun to

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