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Item #: SCP-5707

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-5707 as of this time is stored in Site REDACTED. Comfortable living space of the utmost necessity (similar to that of a normal human; the current location has one floor, approximately 50 metres in length, with a bathroom, bedroom, lounge, kitchen etc.) and it is paramount that the organism's endorfin levels are high at al times- we have employed our own specialist agents trained to keep the specimen 'pleasurably disposed towards them' and to ensure safety standards are kept high.

All sharp and dangerous objects have been removed from the living quarters after several serious incidents during the entity's adolescent years, and location of the doors on the site are routinely changed to ensure maximum security. As well as the key operatives we have ordinary containment specialists and security officers on hand to to keep breaches to a minimum. We also have a psychologist, the head of our specialised team of class A and B personnel. Dr Woolworth has direct contact with the organism on a weekly basis in order to deter it from thoughts of escape.

Description:

SCP-5707 is a male, humanoid specimen of about 5 feet 9 inches in height, of a Caucasian complexion. It seems to have the ability to control luck, chance and randomness. This has manifested in ways such as everything from rolling a dice 500 times and the result always being a six, to, during one incident a freak earthquake suddenly severely damaging the facility while the entity was going through a period of anxiety and depression. It was taken into the Foundation as an infant and has been mentally conditioned not be negatively disposed towards humans. This could have extreme consequences given that it has already cost the lives of several agents. It could in theory breach containment at any moment, so the only effective solution to ensure no human lives are lost is to give the organism no reason to escape. If this proved impossible, SCP-5707 would most certainly be classed as Thurmiel instead of Keter, and has already been used in two cases to neutralise SCP's that have breached containment.

It seems to take pleasure in card games such as poker and blackjack (which it always wins), though staff have reported it being 'very competitive'. It is on the whole friendly and polite to researchers, being the only source of company it knows. However, one individual (one Akash Lee) spoke to it in an aggressive and drunken tone after the facility Christmas party and was found the next day dead in a gigantic sinkhole of nearly 30 feet in diameter which his truck had fallen into. This set the specimen into one of it's occasional periods of negative behaviour. These happened more frequently when it was between the ages of 13 and 17. During this time, a memorial was erected for those agents who lost their lives when the lions from a local zoo broke out and entered the site. There was also a volcanic eruption 7 kilometres away, and a plane crash because of the ash blocking visibility.

Ammendments:

There has been three incidents whereby SCP-5707 has breached containment. The 1st was one when researcher Proffessor Adam Shelley, while working a late surveillance shift, slipped on his own spilled coffee and smacked his head against the emergency door release lever. This allowed the dangerously aggressive organism to exit it's confines. However, Dr Woolworth soon convinced him to return.

The second occurred all the doors in the site malfunction and open. This time a mobile task force was deployed, seven of which lost their lives before the specimen was re-captured.

The third was not a result of the entity. Instead, REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED.