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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX poses no direct harm at all to any individual, the object is allowed to roam free however SCP-XXXX is not permitted to be in company with personnel who work with cognitohazardous or stress-inducing objects and is entirely precluded from interacting with other anomalous objects. It can be used for recontainment for violent objects (see Addendum SCP-xxxx .1). It is not to come in contact with any other SCPs (see addendum SCP-xxxx .2) It is to be contained in a standard anomalous humanoid low security chamber soundproofed anomalous humanoid medium security chamber and fed three times a day.

Description: SCP-xxxx is a male human of an unknown race. He is 1.9 meters tall and it weights 74 kilograms. It has three four main anomalous properties. The first of which is that any room he lives in becomes a study with a fire place, three luxurious chairs, a library, 1 king sized high end bed, and a carpet. The creation of the objects are unknown, and the chemical make up is exactly like the non-anomalous counterpart.

In a radius three meter around the object, people will release dopamine and become relieved. This sense of relief and dopamine will fade away after 1 minute of separation with the object. This radius effects all sentient life.

The object tends to complement personnel, after this compliment, the target will have an intense release of dopamine. This will last for 24 hours. SCP-xxxx will make compliment in any circumstance, whether it be in danger or not. The object seems to get the same release of dopamine by complimenting sentient life.

The final property known to foundation is the objects ability to give an inspiration to do things with inhumane efficiency, and blindly complete an action by giving a speech. This speech is heard a kilometer wide at the same volume, unless sound proofed. If hitting any electronic speakers, it will project the speech with the same effects. It will give this inspiration effect to everyone in this radius, including anomalous objects. The object has done this once, and after request, the speech was never given again. The object is sentient and has the ability to communicate, interview mostly consist of compliments from SCP-xxxx however.

Addendum SCP-xxxx .1: On the breach of containment on the date of July 14th 2003. SCP-████ was in the process of exterminating researcher , until the object began its anomalous effects. After complementing SCP-████, eventually SCP-xxxx convinced SCP-████ to enter containment. Zero lives were lost that day.

Addendum SCP-xxxx .2: SCP-xxxx's speech logs

<Begin Log November 10 2012 8:12>
[SCP-xxxx is standing in a hallway, as William "The Vandal" Ash, a member of Are We Cool Yet, is being escorted through]

SCP-XXXX: Follow the river of your passions, everything you will matter. Everything will create a ripple effect

[William draws blood from his wrist and then draws an exclamation mark on wall]

[The wall begins to flow out water, flooding the hall way with water. The water begins to ripple as sound similar to a heart beat plays. William runs]

SCP-XXXX: Everyone is trying to overcome something, to get through a wall. Be it a wall that they built, or a wall life set for them. Pushing people out of the way to get the wall will only make you stop.

[The guards escorting William begin to chase William and close in on him. Then one proceeds to call an MTF for containment.While cornered William uses the blood coming out of his wrist to create a complex diamond shape on the ground.]

SCP-XXXX: [Instead push people forward, they will pull you with them. Practice and steadfast will make you run faster, keep going and one day you will crash through that wall like its cardboard.]

[William multiplies, each copy works to create a big intricate drawing of a door. MTF engage on William, each tackling a William, MTF call sign "Charles" unit dropkicking a William drawing the handle of the door.]

SCP-XXXX:You are wonderful and can do anything, just put your mind to it.

[In another area of the site, researcher Grey, who's been researching a cognitohazardous object, finds a mp5k submachine gun and opens fire on a group of D-Class. One D-class is able to escape. The door William Ash has been creating is finished and a crimson drawing of a lion steps out of the door]

SCP-xxxx: Put your mind to it, put your grind to it, and you can do it! Get up, get out, get motivated, get inspired, get your MOTHER FUCKING SHINE ON TODAY because you CAN!

[The tiger runs to MTF units and attempts to kill them. The tiger was dropkicked by MTF call sign "Charles", the tiger is knocked out, and the William leaves site through door. As that happens Grey stabs guard and is rushed down by MTF. Grey moves around MTF units. The MTF Medic quickly patches up the guard's stab wound.]

SCP-xxxx: [LIFE IS YOUR CANVAS AND YOUR THE PAINTER.]

[Grey is then shot in the head by an escaping D-class with a desert eagle. The D-class escapes. The MTF and Facility guard rush toward Site Manger and demand a raise in pay, the Site Manger refuses and pulls out Ruger revolver and aims to shoot MTF unit, callsign "bravo". Before she could fire, Facility guard, call sign "Echo", fires a governor revolver and hits the site manger's gun hand, removing it from her person.]

<End Log November 10 2012 8:13>

Closing Statement: [One D-class escaped, five D-class injured, one D-class terminated, one researcher terminated. The raise was eventually given. Facility Guard "Echo", excused from injuring site manger due to unaccounted for SCP effect, and self defense. SCP-XXXX was put in soundproofed room, and requested to give speech.]