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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid Keter
Special Containment Procedures: The nature of SCP-XXXX should be under constant research. Should SCP-XXXX be researched fully, O5-█ and Site Director Dr. Jean Karlyle Aktus must be notified and Procedure XXXX-4 is to be put into effect.
SCP-XXXX is contained within a transparent containment cell (Cell G-41) in Site-81. All research is to be conducted under the jurisdiction of Asst. Dir. of Containment Emmitt Ivers indefinitely.
Critters: Brown Recluse, Queen Alexandra’s Birdwing
This is made for the containment procedures phase of the Exquisite Corpse Contest.
Item # SCP-#
Object Class: Keter Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures:
The ten-kilometer area around the entrances of SCP-# is to be disguised as a military training zone. MTF NU-9 (“Men-At-Arms”) is to prevent SCP-#-1 insistances from breaching containment using standard military tactics. Should MTF NU-9 suffer enough casualties to render them incapable of containing SCP-#, neutralization through the use of nuclear weaponry has been authorized. Researchers studying SCP-#-1 instances are to focus on finding weaponry that is more effective against SCP-#-1 instances.
Foundation agents armed with Tyche class weapons are to keep instances of SCP-#-1 from breaching containment, developing defenses against Tyche class weapons or electing leaders opposed to Foundation occupation. Once a year twenty fifty one-hundred instances of SCP-#-1 are to be acquired for use by the Foundation.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid Keter
Special Containment Procedures: The nature of SCP-XXXX should be under constant research. Should SCP-XXXX be researched fully, O5-█ and Site Director Dr. Jean Karlyle Aktus must be notified and Procedure XXXX-4 is to be put into effect.
SCP-XXXX is contained within a transparent containment cell (Cell G-41) in Site-81. All research is to be conducted under the jurisdiction of Asst. Dir. of Containment Emmitt Ivers indefinitely.
Critters: Brown Recluse, Queen Alexandra’s Birdwing
This is made for the containment procedures phase of the Exquisite Corpse Contest.
Alternate (memey) SCP logo
Photoshop I did.
An instance of SCP-O-J
Item #: SCP-O-J
Object Class: Keter Apollyn
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-O-J must be destroyed immediately.
Description: SCP-O-J is an extremely dangerous glass of orange juice with telekinetic abilities. Subjects in close contact with SCP-O-J reported frequent hallucinations and temporary insanity. At this time, no known methods of neutralising SCP-O-J are available. a glass of orange juice with no anomalous features.
| Subject ID | Time spent in contact with SCP-O-J | Subject statement | Additional notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| D-69420 | 5 minutes 23 seconds | "I mean, it's a glass of orange juice, what did you expect […] no, obviously not […] why is this even in here?" | N/A |
| D-35629 | 1 minute 30 seconds (subject removed because of safety concerns expressed by ████████████) | "I'm not gonna even comment on this […] I felt fine" | N/A |
| Dr. Roget | 35 minutes | "There were no effects. Why are you doing this?" | Dr. Roget requested to investigate the object on the grounds of [DATA EXPUNGED] |
| D-12345 | 34 hours | "It smelled nice […] oh, hallucinations? No." | Object placed in D-12345's cell overnight |
Experiment terminated on request of Site Director ██████
"We assure that the researcher behind this cockamamie experiment has been suspended." - O5-█
Item #: SCP-XXXX (-J?)
Object Class: Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: As of [DATA EATEN], XXXX is inactive, contained inside containment cell D7 (site-██).
Description: SCP-XXXX Is a sentient ice cream(?) with the ability to open any lock. At the time of discovery (██/█/████) the anomaly was still being researched under the custody of Research Department D7-J and reportedly inside a mini-fridge in (former) Senior Researcher Dr.████████'s office.
Before a scheduled test on the SCP, it was discovered to have been eaten by Dr.████████ (after the incident he was asked 'how did it taste?' and responded with: 'it was crumchy'). After the ice cream was discharged from the researcher (A.K.A. XXXX-1), it was analyzed to have traces of iron and formaldehyde.
Researcher ████████ has been suspended as of now.
Addendum: SCP-XXXX is currently under the protection of [DATA REDACTED] until further notice.
As a reminder to all on site, please do not insert an anomalous objects into any orifice. We've had a few incidents with personnel consuming SCPs, including XXXXX being inserted into the nostril of a Mobile Task Force Operative. In addition, as a word of notice to D-Class personnel, do not consume random objects in an attempt to be sent to First Aid. Thank you.
-Dr. Isaac
Interviewed: Former Senior Researcher Dr. ████████
Interviewer: Dr. Isaac
Foreword: Discussion over the events of incident XXXX-A
<Begin Log, 19:49>
Dr. Isaac: So… why did you consume SCP-XXXX?
Dr. ████████: I mean, I was just hungry, man! How the fuck was I supposed to know it was a skip?
Dr. Isaac: You had possession of the object's file, yes?
Dr. ████████: …yeah.
Dr. Isaac: And the object had come into your possession … two days before the incident, correct?
Dr. ████████: Sure.
Dr. Isaac: And you were somehow unaware that the object was an anomaly?
Dr. ████████:
[Repeat as necessary]
<End Log, [optional time info]>
Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe(?)
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a solid glass container indefinitely, unless for mandatory quarterly testing. The object is currently located in Site-XX.
Tests on the object are to be carried out by Class B or lower personnel and involve inspecting the container and removing anything that could dent/damage the object.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an unmarked silver aluminium can with dimensions similar to that of a soda can. When taken into Foundation custody, it was measured to be 230 (two hundred and thirty)cm³ and contained several droplets of an unknown substance (pH 7.3) see examination XXXX-A-1.
The object was removed from a garbage dump ('skip') in Somerset, England on 3/12/████ after workers discovered its regenerative capabilities. It was later cleaned and cleared for containment by assistant site manager █████ █████████
The anamalous features of the object include that it has been identified to balloon in size when contacted in such a way to leave a dent and, in select cases, instantly regenerates when broken (see document XXX). When opening the can normally, it does not increase in size but, unless under constant force, shuts itself after 15 minutes. Attempts to neutralize the object have been rejected due to lack of danger by site manager ████ ██████
As of ██/██/████ the can has been recorded to be ████(██████████)cm³ in volume.
After being removed from the can, the substance inside was kept in the on-site temporary storage facility for 23 (twenty-three) weeks before it was noticed that the container was overflowing. It was then taken in for a check by researcher John Paine -see document XXXX-A-.
Although the exact correlation of the impact to the size grown stays vague, the tests carried out by Dr. ████ and Dr. J. Isaac began to provide insight into the nature of this object. This transcript (XXXX-1) was the first of a planned 8 (eight) tests on low-risk objects such as the can.
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. ████ and Dr. J. Isaac
Foreword: This is a cut of the second object tested in the low-risk objects project.
<Begin Log, 18:27 on █/██/████>
Dr. ████: …so it gets bigger when you- alright.
Dr. Isaac: B-2318, please turn the arm [to] setting .8
B-2318 proceeds to turn the knob and pushes the button.
Dr. ████: You were supposed to wait, but sure, [unintelligible].
The can is recorded to grow to about 110% (one hundred and ten percent) of its original size.
Dr. ████: Note that one down, Jack… Alright, B-23… 2318, switch the knob to 1.6.
B-2318 has seemingly already done so and presses the button.
Dr. Isaac: Now we wait?
Dr. ████: Mmm, just be- oh shit!
The subject has grown to about 450% of its original size.
Dr. Isaac: We'll… come back to this one. '2318, get it out, if you can.
B-2318 removes the can from the testing area.
Dr. ████: Damn, that was getting good… Yeah, yeah, I get it! Let's move on.
<End Log, 18:32>
Closing Statement: The interviewers continue to examine [DATA REDACTED] afterwards.
Special Containment Procedures: The substance is to be kept inside an uncorrodable filtration system that seperates it into small amounts. The container should be checked weekly for chemical buildup and disposed of accordingly into a strong alkali (e.g. Sodium hydroxide). After another 6-11 days, the mixture should be emptied into a main sewer pipe. Alternatively, the mixture can be fed to a resilient specimen, such as 682. (see document XXXX-A-2).
Description: The substance found in the initial storage container was a highly concentrated acid (pH -2) capable of corroding human skin and another materials with ease. When mixed with a sufficient alkanine substance (e.g. Sodium hydroxide) in a high ratio of alkali, the substance dissolves and loses its abilities.
The anomalous trait of this substance is that it builds up and expands over time, similar to that of XXXX, but it does so persistently and much slower. IMPORTANT: the chemical seems to get more acidic as it builds up. It has not been recorded whether or not it builds up inside XXXX automatically.
**<Begin Log 9:56 on ██/█/████>*
Dr. Paine: So, earlier today we noticed that this container was overflowing and, for some reason, it was big deal. Just [unintelligible] Saturday morning. So we have the report card over here… 25ish weeks ago, probably? Alright.
Paine takes the pH reading.
Dr. Paine: Oh. That's a bit strange. …to be pH 7.3 as of first reading. Maybe their reading was wrong. But how come it overflowed if they only filled it halfway?
<unintelligible chatter>
Dr. Paine: Let's take this to Andrew.
<End Log 10:21>
The following are tests examining how various SCPs react to consuming the substance.
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Foreword: In this experiment, SCP-682 is being fed the XXXX-A substance.
<Begin Log 14:34 on ██/█/████.
Dr. █████████: Agent, lower the container please.
//Agent Z. lowers the vat of XXXX-A and 682 is alerted to its presence in the containment cell.
SCP-682: What is that?
Dr. █████████ <over loudspeaker>: This is a container of an unknown substance, for you to sample.
SCP-682: Another one of your twisted experiments? I don’t want it.
SCP-682 seems to lay down.
Dr. █████████ <over loudspeaker>: We would prefer if you participate.
SCP-682 is unresponsive.
Dr. █████████: We can wait.
After a few minutes, SCP-682 attempts to attack the container, puncturing it and tipping it over. The subject then attempts to go back to resting. In a matter of seconds, it is drawn back towards the puddle of XXXX-A and is reportedly drinking it.
SCP-682: Oh, yeah… fuck that’s good… mmm.
//This continues in a similar vain until most of the substance have been removed and SCP-682 seemingly tires out and goes back to sleep. At this point, due to the rope use to lower the vat having been broken by SCP-682, two D-Class personnel are sent in to retrieve it.
**SCP-682: You got any more [of] that? I- leave my [unintelligible] alone!
//The personnel vacate the cell and the door is locked before SCP-682 could reasonably respond.
Dr. █████████: Interesting.
<End Log 10:21> SCP-682 reportedly weeps for several minutes after the removal of the container.
(Stuff)
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