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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a humanoid holding cell with two separate chambers. Testing of SCP-XXXX must be approved by onsite personel of level 4 clearance or higher. After any testing with SCP-XXXX is complete, SCP-XXXX is to be remotely moved into the second chamber and 2 D-Class personnel are to clean the chamber. If an SCP-XXXX-1 exits SCP-XXXX with a box, please contact lead researcher Dr. Matthews and the designated security guard.1 remove all D-class and/or researchers inside SCP-XXXX's cell. The designated guard is trained in combatting SCP-XXXX-1s effects. The designated guard will enter the containment cell of SCP-XXXX and determine whether an SCP-XXXX-1-ω instance has occured.
Description: SCP-XXXX resembles a 1968 Volkswagen Beetle. The inside of the vehicle is stripped with the only seat left being the drivers seat. The primary anomalous property of SCP-XXXX occurs whenever a sapient organism (Subject) is within 3 4 meters of SCP-XXXX. After this condition is met, A humanoid figure (SCP-XXXX-1) will materialize within SCP-XXXX and walk over to the subject. SCP-XXXX-1 is 1.7 meters tall and resembles a modern era clown. SCP-XXXX-1 is known to perform various acts of self degredation
There seems to be no difference in SCP-XXXX-1's effect on the subject due to its performance.
| β1 | box of pie | SCP-XXXX-1 violently consumes pie, with large portions ending up of the instances face. This proccess is repeated until SCP-XXXX-1 runs out of pie (approximately 12 pies) |
| ω1 | box with a sculpture of a clown | A unique SCP-XXXX-1 instance will attempt to remove its costume and plead for it's life. Please contact the nearest personnel with level 4/XXXX clearance if a ω1 instance occurs |
during said performance, the subject is compelled to the subject will usually attempt to harm the SCP-XXXX-1 instance up to and including the instances termination. Explainng the effects of SCP-XXXX-1 to subjects lowers the chance that the subject will attempt to harm SCP-XXXX-1 Instances
Recovery:SCP-XXXX was recovered after a raid in ██████, Vermont. After The Foundation heard about a police raid that involved a cult (GOI-XXXX) worshiping an anomalous item, MTF Δ-5 ("Front Runners") secured SCP-XXXX from (GOI-XXXX) with minimal complications. Further details can be found in Recovery log:██/██/██
Local Police Radio during first raid ██/██/██
Description of call in: Civilian complained of a horrible smell of rot coming from her neighbors house. Civilian claimed to have no further information after questioning and was given general class A amnestics
Responders: Officer Clark and Officer smith were near the area and were the first to respond to the call. Unless specified, all text in this document comes from the recorded police radio audio.
Dispatch: mrs. Shultz is still complaining about a smell again. Can somebody please go check it out.
Clark: This is officer Clark, me and Smith will go check it out, This rookie still hasn't been to that part of town yet.
Smith: Is Mrs. Shultz still living alone? I remember hearing about her husband.
Clark: Yeah. She has gotten a bit delirious too. This call is probably just her forgetting to throw out the garbage or something like that. She makes calls like this all the time.
several minutes pass as Clark and smith are presumably driving to the incident
Clark: we have shown up at Shultz's house, nothing out of the …
Smith: Look! Mrs. Shultz is at her neighbors door. Is that…she has a bat!
Clark: let me approach her, she knows me more than you.
a few minutes pass. Assuming this is because Clark is busy calming down Mrs.Shultz
Smith: are you good Clark? do you need any help?
Clark: I think I've calmed her down, shes keeps saying "he did it" repeatedly. Can you escort her back to her house, i'm going to check out whats going on in here.
Smith: Alright. I'll come back to help you out once She calms down
Clark: No one is a answering the door. I'm going to need your help over here
Smith: Shouldn't we just leave it alone? isn't this just one of her episodes like you said?
Clark: No, this is different, she has never wielded a bat, let alone with that much force behind it! there is something going on here, just don't tell Dispatch
Smith: Alright I'm coming over
//Radio silence until Officer smith is
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment: SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 are to be kept in the same humanoid holding cell and can only be seperated under the order of lead researcher Dr. Simmons Dr. Matthews. Any requests made by SCP-XXXX-1 are to be considered by Dr. Matthews or two level 4 personnel. If either instance is destroyed, the other must be destroyed as well.
If anyone else gives in to SCP-XXXX-1s demands again, I will
Description: SCP-XXXX-1 claims to be Theresa Roberts there are no records of a Theresa Roberts resembling SCP-XXXX-1 . SCP-XXXX-1 is a middle aged woman with brown hair and green eyes. it claims to have lived in ██████, California, which is very close to site-██. SCP-XXXX-1 also claims that it found SCP-XXXX in an alleyway inside a garbage can. SCP-XXXX is an infant girl no more than 4 months of age with brown hair and brown eyes. SCP-XXXX-1 claims to be its biological mother, and DNA testing shows that SCP-XXXX is related to SCP-XXXX-1 and ████████. When SCP-XXXX is separated from -1, SCP-XXXX will begin to cry.When SCP-XXXX is seperated from SCP-XXXX-1, -1 will become agitated and demand that SCP-XXXX be returned to it. After approximately 2 hours after separation, SCP-XXXX-1 will start undergo a rapid state of decay, terminating in 5 4 minutes. After termination, the immediate area around SCP-XXXX-1 will begin to decay as well. Any organism in this area will decay and terminate in approximately 4 minutes. This area increases in size at an exponential rate. If left unchecked, this area is estimated to encompass the entirety of earth in 2 weeks. SCP-XXXX is unaffected by this effect. If SCP-XXXX returns to the center of the area, the effects of SCP-XXXX-1 will be reverted and all terminated organisms, including SCP-XXXX-1, will regenerate. While a subject is holding SCP-XXXX, they will claim that they see the world consumed by the area generated by SCP-XXXX-1, it is not known whether SCP-XXXX-1 also sees the world this way when holding SCP-XXXX.
interview log XXXX-1 #3
interview description: SCP-XXXX-1 was allowed to keep SCP-XXXX. Dr. Matthews then questioned SCP-XXXX-1 about it's past and how it obtained it's anomalous properties.
Matthews: Good day XXXX dash one, I'm going to ask you some questions, please respond as best as possible.
XXXX-1: Why are you doing this to us? I just want to live with my baby and my…
Matthews: please refrain from speaking unless asked to, I don't like wasting time during reports.
XXXX-1: just by hearing you, I can tell your a monster.
Matthews: duly noted. first question, how did you come across SCP-XXXX?XXXX-1: How did I come across him? I found her crying in a garbage dump near the back alley of our apartment. What you should be asking is how someone took her from me! How could I have forgotten about her. How could I forget…
Matthews: Get straight to the point please, your whining doesn't help either of us. you said you found XXXX in the back alley of our apartment, what do you mean our?XXXX-1: We don't Remember?! It was me, and ████████, and Sarah.
Matthews: Sarah, is that what you call h… XXXX?
XXXX-1: fuck you. That is The name of our baby. How could we forget.
Matthews: Can you describe what ████████ looks like for me?
XXXX-1: He was perfect. Sarah looks a lot like him. She shares our plain brown hair and his dark brown eyes. He was beautiful, smart, very smart. What happened to us.
Matthews: please be more descriptive, don't use subjective terms.
XXXX-1: huh, that sounds like something he would say. We met on the beach, you know. It took a while, but I managed to break through that hard shell of his. Then something happened.
Matthews: something happened, do you remember?
XXXX-1: yes, Sarah reminded me. She reminded me of him and what happened. It's ironic that she's also the reason we fell apart. He was afraid, I think he knew what Sarah was. Even before me. When she was born, I could see his face wasn't full of happiness, but fear. Immediately after I was able to leave the hospital, he took us somewhere, I can't remember anything after that.
Matthews: that is fine. I can't think of anymore questions for you, thank you for your cooperation.
XXXX-1: aren't you going to help us? Simmons promised that you were going to make things better!
Matthews: I'm sorry, I can't help you.
End Log
To: O5-6
From: Dr. Matthews
Request: to be amnestized and transferred out of SCP-XXXX.
Reason: I have formed an irrational bond to SCP-XXXX that is hindering my ability to work
Request Approved
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment: SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 are to be kept in the same humanoid holding cell and can only be seperated under the order of the current lead researcher. Any requests made by SCP-XXXX-1 are to be considered by the lead researcher or two level 4 personnel. If either instance is destroyed, The foundation will begin preparing for an XK-class end of the world scenario. Attempting to find a replacement for SCP-XXXX-1 is the number one priority for all personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX.
To: Dr. Simmons, lead manager of site ██
From: Dr. Matthews
Your request for a new lead researcher for SCP-XXXX intrigued me. As well as just my general interest in SCP-XXXX, I feel that my history with humanoid SCPs will be greatly appreciated, please consider my request for the position of lead researcher of SCP-XXXX
Request Granted
Description: SCP-XXXX is an infant girl no more than 4 months of age referred to as "Sarah" by SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 is a middle aged woman who is the mother of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 claims to be Theresa Roberts.2 SCP-XXXX-1 refuses to speak unless in possession of SCP-XXXX.
Whenever SCP-XXXX is seperated from SCP-XXXX-1 or vice versa, The immediate area around SCP-XXXX will begin to decay at an extremely increased rate. Humans in this area expire after one minute and materials begin to decay and decompose even though there does not seem to be any increase in chemical activity or any other cause of decomposition. this area will increase exponentially until SCP-XXXX-1 is returned to SCP-XXXX, at which point the area will retract at a linear pace of 60 meters per hour.
DR. Matthews notes: After reading SCP-XXXXs description, I can't help but feel like I researched this before. Then again, how many times have I worked with anomalous women and children, It would seem unlikely to not feel like I have done this before.
To do list: Cross reference SCP-XXXX with past humanoid SCPs.
Interview 10/25/2017 15:35
Description: Dr. Matthews attempted to enter SCP-XXXXs chamber to question SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 ran to the opposite corner of the room and refused to turn around unless Dr. Matthews and any other staff leave it's chamber. Dr. Matthews agreed and did the interview over the intercom instead.
Dr. Matthews: Ahem, can you hear me dash one?
SCP-XXX-1: unintelligible mumbling
Dr. Matthews: Could speak a little louder please, The microphone isn't picking up your voice
SCP-XXXX-1: My name is Theresa, Theresa Roberts, I don't know why everyone calls me dash one.
DR. Matthews: I apologize Theresa, it's just that using abbreviations helps us organize our reports… so we can help you faster.
SCP-XXXX-1: No one needs any help here. I took care of my baby for years without anyone elses help. If you let us go I promise that I will never let her out of my sight again.
Dr. Matthews: Dash… Theresa, I don't think you understand the magnitude of this situation. If anything were to happen to you, or your baby, It could have disastrous effects on the entire world.SCP-XXXX-1: That's what a family is for! A mother would never let anything happen to her family, no matter the cost. I know that even you would do the same If you had your own child. I can't imagine you do.
Dr. Matthews: I'm… I'm sure we… you would never let anything happen to Sarah, I mean SCP-XXXX, I mean your baby.
SCP-XXXX-1: Sarah? How do you know her name?Dr. Matthews: pardon? I don't understand the question.
SCP-XXXX-1: Who told you my baby's name?Dr. Matthews: Oh, it must have been in the report somewhere.
SCP-XXXX-1: That can't be true.I never told anyone her name, it was the only thing I could do to protect her.
Dr. Matthews: Protect her? Why would keeping her name a secret protect her?
SCP-XXXX-1: …I'm not sure. All I know is that she wouldn't like people like you using her name for your "reports".
Dr. Matthews: *sigh* I know you think we are the bad guys, but all we want to do is help everyone. These "reports" help people understand you and how to protect your family. The last thing anyone should want is you withholding much needed information. Is there anything else you haven't told us about Sarah?SCP-XXXX-1: …No. you already have everything you need.
Dr. Matthews: Well in that case, thank you for your time. Any special requests for your dinner?
SCP-XXXX-1: yes, more of your world famous gruel please.
Dr. Matthews: You do know that we consider your requests right? If you need anything just ask, I will try my best to accommodate you. For starters I will ask the cooks to mix it up. Goodbye Theresa.SCP-XXXX-1: Goodbye T
Dr. Matthews turned off the audio on accident before SCP-XXXX-1 could finish its sentence .End Log
Dr. Matthews notes: This is becoming very interesting. None of my cross referencing got anywhere. The closest thing I could find was a child that would change it's appearance whenever an adult came near it. Even so, that interview made me more sure than ever that I have seen this case before. SCP-XXXX-1 was right, Sarah's name wasn't in any reports. Everyone else is applauding me for my ability to accurately guess what SCP-XXXX's name was, but that isn't it. I'm going to have to spend a lot more time with SCP-XXXX-1 if I have any hope of finding out what makes her special.
To do list. Interview SCP-XXXX regularly. Compile excerpts that sound familiar.
