Where Good Ideas Go to Die

Walk a Mile in Their Shoes

safe
special containment procedures: keep in storage somewhere
description: shoes that transport the wearer to a pocket dimension where they live out the life of whoever wore those shoes last until they have used the shoes to walk a cumulative mile (do conversion to metric)

some twist for pocket reality?
make time in pocket dimension mirror future in root dimension?
effects on user after transportation back?
recursion with shoes?

Memory-Affecting Book

idk this one's too similar to that old guy so i need to change it a bit

still kind of cool though

Your Harshest Critic

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Foundation web crawlers search for and remove any advertising of SCP-XXXX. Any instances of SCP-XXXX that are acquired by the Foundation should be kept in a storage room, only to be accessed for research purposes. Any instance of SCP-XXXX should not be used for more than 10 consecutive minutes by the same person. All researchers intending to use any instance of SCP-XXXX should be subjected to psychological screening before and after their use of SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a product

SCP-XXXX is known to use anomalous vectors to advertise itself, with its primary method of advertisement being posts on internet forums dedicated to different forms of creative expression. In these posts, it advertises itself as a tool

The Man on the Band-Stand

idk something orwellian, gradual build-up from exploration logs

predatory fish

euclid
containment procedures:
attempts towards eradication and replacement of scp with non-anomalous variants met with extreme aggression from scp. (extremely hostile towards non-anomalous variants, higher aggression and casualty rates)

quarantines of location upon sighting of schools only way to semi-consistently deal with them.

desc:
only anomalous traits of fish are that it has adapted specifically to eat humans (time adaptation developed much lower than normal, humans not the best source of food) and reacts aggressively to non anomalous members of its species

only change to species' outside appearance is slight increase in size. internally, mouth now has extendable barb