SCP-9867

Item #: SCP-9867

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP 9867 is to be held within an airtight container set to -15 psig, which is then sealed in a non organic polymer concrete.
Any testing must be held in a strictly no-atmosphere environment. All test-subjects must remain at least 30 meters away from SCP-9867 at all times. No attempt should be made to assist any personnel who enter within a 30 meter radius of SCP-9867 and are unable to escape by themselves.

Description: SCP-9867 is a baroque era cabinet cupboard, estimated to have been built in the 1700's. It is 120 centimetres tall and veneered in walnut, amaranth and maple. foundation officials discovered SCP-9867 in 20██ when a small French town near ████ reported disastrous wind conditions. When foundation personnel arrived, SCP-9867 was contained, and memetics administered to the local populace. It was reported that damage to the town was caused by an explosion from an illegal drugs lab. SCP-9867 shows signs of age and wear, yet any attempts made by personnel to obtain a sample have failed. SCP-9867 seems to be completely impervious.

SCP-9867 has two main drawers. The uppermost drawer when opened emits a strong decaying odour. Keratin-rich fauna anatomy such as hair, teeth and horns can be seen in the drawer roughly one in five times the drawer is opened. Testing on this anatomy has revealed no anomalous effects.

If a human or animal subject is nearby when the bottom drawer is opened, it immediately begins sucking air at a rate which indicate a total vacuum inside the drawer.