Sigmasquad- Breakroom Fridge?

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Item Number: TBD

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: TBD is to be kept in the Site 36 second floor break room, and is allowed to be accessed and utilized by site personnel. Inspections of TBD are to be conducted during the semi-weekly maintenance checks performed by Site 36 maintenance teams. An itemized list of repairs and replacement parts is to be kept with Site 36 Administration and is to be made available upon request from Site 36 Maintinance Teams, with copies kept in the second floor break room and the standard ticket filing cabinet in the maintenance department. TBD is not to be moved from the second floor break room. No hazardous or anomalous materials are to be stored inside either of the storage compartments. No documents containing sensitive information are to be brought within ten (10) meters of TBD.

Description: TBD is a freezer/refrigerator unit manufactured by █████, with external dimensions measuring 1.7 meters tall, 61 centimeters wide, and 74 centimeters deep. TBD possesses two internal storage compartments, one upper and one lower, protected by a singular swing door each. The lower compartment has an accessible internal volume of 0.24 cubic meters, and contains two clear plastic drawers and two glass shelves.. The upper compartment possesses an accessible internal volume of 0.09 cubic meters, and contains a plastic-coated wire shelving unit and two plastic ice trays. The lower storage compartment is to be kept at 4 degrees Celsius and the upper storage compartment is to be kept at -18 degrees Celsius. Each of the drawers and shelving units can be removed manually.

Objects placed in either of the two compartments are affected by TBD. Edible and potable items placed inside TBD are labeled in black permanent marker with the preferred name of whomever placed the item inside. The label is placed on the packaging of the item, and in cases where no such packaging exists a standard ███████-brand plastic bag surrounds the item and receives the label. These items are unable to be removed from TBD except by the individual who placed them there (hereafter designated as the item's "owner"), or by another individual with the permission of the first. Individuals who are not the owner of an item inside TBD are able to move items around inside of TBD, though they resist removal from the internal storage compartment through unknown means. Items inside either compartment of TBD do not decay under normal circumstances.

Each of the ice trays inside the upper compartment of TBD are constantly filled with ice, and when ice is removed from either tray it is replaced through unknown means within five minutes.

Posted on the front door of TBD is a standard sheet of white A4 paper, designated TBD-1. TBD-1 is affixed to the front of TBD with a fridge magnet bearing a stylized Ariolimax superimposed on a blue and gold seal. The magnet is also not removable outside of properly filed Site 36 maintenance tickets. TBD-1 displays a series of messages written in black permanent marker as the labels applied to items inside TBD. Messages on TBD-1 reference events occurring at Site 36, such as shift changes, and birthdays of Site 36 personnel. These messages appear between 12 and 48 hours before the event listed will occur. It is currently unknown how TBD acquires this information, but TBD has yet to display any sensitive or cognitohazardous material.

TBD cannot be moved from its current location unless a proper maintenance ticket is filed with the Site 36 Maintenance department. All manual efforts to move it have resulted in no change in the position of TBD. The power cord connected to the rear of TBD is unable to be removed from the outlet it is currently plugged into outside of properly filed Site 36 Maintenance tickets, and has resisted damage in the same manner. TBD also appears to be resistant to damage, and attempts to damage TBD or remove components have been unsuccessful outside of properly filed Site 36 maintenance tickets.

Addendum TBD-A: As of 08/20/2018, the contents of TBD are as follows.

One (1) plastic bag containing one (1) ham sandwich, labeled "Smith"
One (1) plastic bag containing one (1) slice of pepperoni pizza, labeled "Mackey"
One (1) paper-wrapped sandwich, labeled "Antonio"¹
Two (2) plastic bottles of ████-brand cola, each labeled "Gloria"
Six (6) bottles of ████████-brand sports drink in 3 different flavors, each labeled "T"
One (1) case of ██████-brand beer, unopened, labeled "Dr. Rothschild"²

Addendum TBD-B: Various testing longs of TBD. Some logs have been removed for brevity, important discoveries and select logs are supplied below.

Testing Log: 08-14-2015
D-2901 was instructed to place a standard Foundation field ration inside TBD. Upon placement, the ration was labeled as ██████. D-2901 was then instructed to remove the field ration and consume it. No unusual taste or texture was reported by D-2901.

Testing Log: 08-14-2015
D-2903 was issued a standard maintenance "6-in-1" screwdriver, with flat and phillips head attachments. D-2093 was instructed to interact with TBD in any way possible, and attempt to remove components or move TBD. D-2903 was able to remove the shelving units, ice trays, and storage drawers from TBD, but was unable to unplug the power cord or remove the doors or handles. D-2903 was instructed to place the screwdriver inside TBD, and was unable to, the screwdriver was not labeled.

Testing Log: 08-15-2015
D-2910 was treated with Class-A amnestics and conditioned to recognize their name as "D-2910." Next, D-2910 was then instructed to place one standard Foundation field ration inside TBD. The field ration was labeled as "D-2910." D-2910 was allowed to remove and consume the field ration and reported no unusual taste or texture.

Addendum TBD-C:
As of 08-20-2015, Site Administration has cleared TBD for standard use, with proper documentation.

Testing Log: 09-15-2015
As of Addendum TBD-C, standard Site 36 personnel have been cleared to access TBD. This log was written by Agent Campbell. Campbell placed one (1) tin containing lamb vindaloo inside TBD, which was promptly labeled "Campy." No anomalous effects were seen on the food once it was removed from TBD.
Agent Campbell remarked that she had not been referred to as "Campy" since childhood.

Testing Log: 10-02-2015
TBD-1 was reported by Maintenance Technician Percival as saying "Happy Birthday Agent O'Connor!" One slice of chocolate cake was found inside TBD, labeled "O'Connor." Agent O'Connor has stated that they did not place the cake inside TBD, although it was his favorite. Attempts to remove the cake by anyone but O'Connor failed, and O'Connor was unable to remove the cake until 10-03-2015, his birthday.
This is odd. I don't think anyone gave TBD his birthday, please watch for further anomalies like this.
- Dr. Rothschild.

Testing Log: 11-14-2015
TBD-1 displayed a message reading "Sorry to see you go, Dr. Johan!" with a stylized frowning face depicted below. This message appeared twelve (12) hours before Dr. Johan's retirement party. Inside TBD was a lime tart labeled "Johan and friends" and contained a plastic cake serving utensil. Agent Cunningham was present at the party, and was able to remove the tart from TBD with no consequences. Dr. Johan has previously stated that lime tart is their favorite dessert.

Testing Log: 03-04-17
Dr. Gutierrez attempted to place a thermos inside TBD. The thermos was unable to be placed inside TBD, and upon analysis was determined to be contaminated by ███████████. Dr. Gutierrez was placed under quarantine and the second floor break room was decontaminated. No labeling was observed on the thermos. Three hours after the decontamination finished, TBD-1 displayed a message stating "Please don't put anything dangerous in here, the fridge is for food only!" with a stylized angry face depicted underneath.
Despite the potential for detecting contamination, this isn't a great way to do so. Please report any rejections of food items to Site 36 Administration immediately, and please attempt to not put hazardous materials inside TBD.
- Dr. Rothschild.

Item Number: TBD

Object Class: Safe

Description: TBD is a freezer/refrigerator unit manufactured by █████, with external dimensions measuring 1.7m tall, 61cm wide, and 74 cm deep. TBD possesses two internal storage compartments, one upper and one lower, protected by a singular swing door each. The lower compartment has an accessible internal volume of 0.24m³, and contains two clear plastic drawers and two glass shelves. The upper compartment possesses an accessible internal volume of 0.09m³, and contains a plastic-coated wire shelving unit and two plastic ice trays. The lower storage compartment is to be kept at 4 °C and the upper storage compartment is to be kept at -18 °C. Each of the drawers and shelving units can be removed manually.

Each of the ice trays inside the upper compartment of TBD are constantly filled with ice, and when ice is removed from either tray it is replaced through unknown means within five minutes.

Addendum TBD-A: As of 08/20/2018, the contents of TBD are as follows.

One (1) plastic bag containing one (1) ham sandwich, labeled "Smith"
One (1) plastic bag containing one (1) slice of pepperoni pizza, labeled "Mackey"
One (1) paper-wrapped sandwich, labeled "Antonio"³
Two (2) plastic bottles of ████-brand cola, each labeled "Gloria"
Six (6) bottles of ████████-brand sports drink in 3 different flavors, each labeled "T"
One (1) case of ██████-brand beer, unopened, labeled "Dr. Rothschild"⁴

Addendum TBD-B: Various testing longs of TBD. Some logs have been removed for brevity, important discoveries and select logs are supplied below.

Testing Log: 08-14-2015
D-2901 was instructed to place a standard Foundation field ration inside TBD. Upon placement, the ration was labeled as ██████. D-2901 was then instructed to remove the field ration and consume it. No unusual taste or texture was reported by D-2901.

Testing Log: 08-14-2015
D-2903 was issued a standard maintenance "6-in-1" screwdriver, with flat and phillips head attachments. D-2093 was instructed to interact with TBD in any way possible, and attempt to remove components or move TBD. D-2903 was able to remove the shelving units, ice trays, and storage drawers from TBD, but was unable to unplug the power cord or remove the doors or handles. D-2903 was instructed to place the screwdriver inside TBD, and was unable to, the screwdriver was not labeled.

Testing Log: 08-15-2015
D-2910 was treated with Class-A amnestics and conditioned to recognize their name as "D-2910." Next, D-2910 was then instructed to place one standard Foundation field ration inside TBD. The field ration was labeled as "D-2910." D-2910 was allowed to remove and consume the field ration and reported no unusual taste or texture.

Addendum TBD-C:
As of 08-20-2015, Site Administration has cleared TBD for standard use, with proper documentation.

Testing Log: 09-15-2015
As of Addendum TBD-C, standard Site 36 personnel have been cleared to access TBD. This log was written by Agent Campbell. Campbell placed one (1) tin containing lamb vindaloo inside TBD, which was promptly labeled "Campy." No anomalous effects were seen on the food once it was removed from TBD.
Agent Campbell remarked that she had not been referred to as "Campy" since childhood.

Testing Log: 10-02-2015
TBD-1 was reported by Maintenance Technician Percival as saying "Happy Birthday Agent O'Connor!" One slice of chocolate cake was found inside TBD, labeled "O'Connor." Agent O'Connor has stated that they did not place the cake inside TBD, although it was his favorite. Attempts to remove the cake by anyone but O'Connor failed, and O'Connor was unable to remove the cake until 10-03-2015, his birthday.
This is odd. I don't think anyone gave TBD his birthday, please watch for further anomalies like this.
- Dr. Rothschild.

Testing Log: 11-14-2015
TBD-1 displayed a message reading "Sorry to see you go, Dr. Johan!" with a stylized frowning face depicted below. This message appeared twelve (12) hours before Dr. Johan's retirement party. Inside TBD was a lime tart labeled "Johan and friends" and contained a plastic cake serving utensil. Agent Cunningham was present at the party, and was able to remove the tart from TBD with no consequences. Dr. Johan has previously stated that lime tart is their favorite dessert.

Testing Log: 03-04-17
Dr. Gutierrez attempted to place a thermos inside TBD. The thermos was unable to be placed inside TBD, and upon analysis was determined to be contaminated by ███████████. Dr. Gutierrez was placed under quarantine and the second floor break room was decontaminated. No labeling was observed on the thermos. Three hours after the decontamination finished, TBD-1 displayed a message stating "Please don't put anything dangerous in here, the fridge is for food only!" with a stylized angry face depicted underneath.
Despite the potential for detecting contamination, this isn't a great way to do so. Please report any rejections of food items to Site 36 Administration immediately, and please attempt to not put hazardous materials inside TBD.
- Dr. Rothschild.

Description: TBD is a freezer/refrigerator unit manufactured by █████, with external dimensions measuring 170 centimeters tall, 61 centimeters wide, and 74 centimeters deep. TBD possesses two internal storage compartments, one upper and one lower, protected by a singular swing door each. The lower storage compartment is to be kept at 4 degrees Celsius and the upper storage compartment is to be kept at -18 degrees Celsius.

Objects placed in either of the two compartments are affected by TBD. Edible and potable items placed inside TBD are labeled in black permanent marker with the preferred name of whomever placed the item inside. The label is placed on the packaging of the item, and in cases where no such packaging exists a standard ███████-brand plastic bag or other appropriate disposable packaging surrounds the item and receives the label. These items and their packaging are unable to be removed from TBD except by the individual who placed them there (hereafter designated as the item's "owner"), or by another individual with the permission of the owner. Individuals who are not the owner of an item inside TBD are able to move items around inside of TBD, though they resist removal from the internal storage compartment through unknown means. Items inside either compartment of TBD do not decay under normal circumstances.

Each of the ice trays inside the upper compartment of TBD are constantly filled with ice, and when ice is removed from either tray it is replaced through unknown means within five minutes.

Posted on the front door of TBD is a standard sheet of white A4 paper, designated TBD-1. TBD-1 is affixed to the front of TBD with a fridge magnet bearing a stylized Ariolimax superimposed on a blue and gold seal. The magnet is also not removable outside of properly filed Site 36 maintenance tickets. TBD-1 displays a series of messages written in black permanent marker as the labels applied to items inside TBD. Messages on TBD-1 reference events occurring at Site 36, such as shift changes, and birthdays of Site 36 personnel. These messages appear between 12 and 48 hours before the event listed will occur. It is currently unknown how TBD acquires this information, but TBD has yet to display any sensitive or cognitohazardous material.

Objects placed in either of the two compartments are affected by TBD. Edible and potable items placed inside TBD are labeled in black permanent marker with the preferred name of whomever placed the item inside. The label is placed on the packaging of the item, and in cases where no such packaging exists a standard ███████-brand plastic bag or other appropriate disposable packaging surrounds the item and receives the label. These items and their packaging are unable to be removed from TBD except by the individual who placed them there (hereafter designated as the item's "owner"), or by another individual with the permission of the owner. Individuals who are not the owner of an item inside TBD are able to move items around inside of TBD, though they resist removal from the internal storage compartment through unknown means. Items inside either compartment of TBD do not decay under normal circumstances.

Each of the ice trays inside the upper compartment of TBD are constantly filled with ice, and when ice is removed from either tray it is replaced through unknown means within five minutes.

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