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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
Old Containment Unit: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment unit that measures 350 to 400 square feet tall. The entity is allowed to wander the facility, food freely. Drinks are to be provided for intervals of 10 hours per day, proper beddings, furniture, medical facilities are maintained
New Containment Unit: For the incident that has occurred, SCP-XXXX is to be kept in an enhanced humanoid containment unit at Sector-67, guarded with MTF-Loppy-10 ("Body Pointers").
Temporarily Containment Unit: Currently, there are no containment procedures in restraining SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties. MTF-Lullaby-100 ("Requested Reinforcement") are to monitor the entity. SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 19 by 27 feet room room constructed out of alloy steel measures 25 by 30 feet with an enlarged glass ceiling and is to be kept in sector-54 outside from Site-17, all kinds of physical interactions with SCP-XXXX are strictly forbidden, personnel is to ignore all of its words and are not to request it for any kinds of assistance that must be taken seriously.
Any personnel who enters its containment unit are to test for bi-annually cognitohazarous infections. If any personnel is infected under the influence of SCP-XXXX, they are isolated in a room for intervals of several hours or until the effects have wore-off.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a pitched-black humanoid entity with a big round luminescent red-eye on the right side of its head and a jagged luminescent red-mouth. The entity is approximately 2 feet tall, dressed up in a typical outfit that is all-black, pinstriped grey with a tie1. SCP-XXXX was formerly known as a non-anomalous man named "Michael Malloy" born in █/██/1873 and died on 2/22/1933 due to being murdered by a group of "violent scammers" that pretends to be his friends and is brought back to "life" by a "transparent ghost"2.
SCP-XXXX was proven to have apparent reality-bending properties that bend physics laws to a higher degree, however, there's a limited timing to the powers, the entity can only used it for intervals of an hour, using it more than.
SCP-XXXX seemingly has a sense of humor that is confirmed to be a Class-VIII cognitohazarous mind-affecting ability. Each meaningless word that makes no sense that SCP-XXXX speaks out from its mouth would slowly decrease the listeners' IQ. After five minutes of listening, the personnel would be convinced of SCP-XXXX's words. However, the effects would only last for intervals of twenty-five minutes, and this only affects those who listen to it, not those who ignore it.
SCP-XXXX would sometimes assist an individual for help. As a result. The entity always brought back outcomes that're always unpredictable, even to SCP-XXXX itself, and it did not take any responsibility for all the mess it made. All of the records showing the outcomes caused by the entity in each of its assistance were shown to be:
- Ruining other personnel's works and didn't take any responsibility for it.
- Causing wide containment breaches while fixing the power generator.
Other than this, SCP-XXXX is shown to be goofy, carefree, unpredictable, lazy, and is an alcoholic that always protests other's words even when what their saying is true. SCP-XXXX seems to have a strange connection bond with the videos known as "Everyday MEME"3.
Addendum-XXXX-01: Discovery.
SCP-XXXX was first discovered when a female researcher was on their way home. They stopped by a bus stop and waited for a bus. Beside them was SCP-XXXX sleeping after drinking a flask of wine. The researcher thought it was just some kind of drunk individual. As the bus arrives, the researcher calls for the anomaly, and they saw its face. Later on, the researcher has convinced SCP-XXXX to come back to the Foundation to be contained as researcher Helen Pond conducted an interview session.
Foreword: The following log describes researcher Helen interviewing with SCP-XXXX to collect some anomaly information.
<BEGIN LOG>
Helen: Okay, state your name.
SCP-XXXX: Michael Malloy, sir, how can I do for you?
Helen: Alright, Michael Malloy, may you please tell me something about yourself, like what is your origin?
SCP-XXXX: My origin you say, yeah, about that, I was born as a regular human in the year 1873, I lived a perfect life you know, that was until I lost my job, I was once a firefighter for your information.
Helen: May you tell me, like, how did you become like this?
SCP-XXXX: It all sometimes started later when I lost my job. I've met this group of men, who turned out to be violent scammers. They pretend to be my friends. They've tricked me and then, in the end, kill me.
Helen: Alright, so, how are you still alive?
SCP-XXXX: Well, when they've killed me, I found myself in an empty, endless dark place, where a transparent ghost was standing right in front of me. It offered me to have infinite powers. And that's where I end up being me.
Helen: Do you know who or what is this "transparent ghost"?
SCP-XXXX: Dunno, it didn't tole me anything, except something about my power, what is it called, the "Anti-God"?
Helen: Okay, then what have you did afterward?
SCP-XXXX: wander the street, and help peoples. Because I wanted to.
Helen: Yeah, then, may you explain why are you smiling?
SCP-XXXX: Yeah, these are some of the effects that I've had after possessing this power. I cannot change the ways of my mouth at all.
Helen: Mhm, I'm curious, like, what is beneath that fedora of yours? I really want to see your face.
SCP-XXXX: Oh, that, I've never tried to take it off, here, let me give it a go.
(SCP-XXXX takes off its fedora, revealing a pitched-black face with moppy black-hair.)
Helen: Alright, so, how do you feel after becoming like this.
SCP-XXXX: Heh, I feel great. I always wanted to see society in the future and what it may have. Who could've known they evolve this good? Sadly, I wasn't able to live in human societies. However, I stay true to myself and just let it slide.
Helen: Do you like having these powers, mister Michael?
SCP-XXXX: (Sighs) Of course I do sir. Of course, why'd you ask?
Helen: Just curious, not, Michael, can you explain to me how your powers work?
SCP-XXXX: I don't know, sir, I can't understand what kind of power it is. I sort of turn things into other things. Sometimes I created these things by myself.
Helen: Can you describe, like, give an understandable example.
SCP-XXXX: Yeah, sure, there's a time, I've walked passed a group of kids who are orphans, they were living on the streets, I've thoughted of helping them, so I've kind of, well, somehow I've created an orphanage for them, with all the things that a typical average joe needs. It only took me by one hand, but afterward, I've felt pain inside of my body.
Helen: Oh, I see. So, mister Michael, I'm just curious about this, but do you have any favorite sports, like have you ever intended any physical training?
SCP-XXXX: No, I'm sluggish. Even though I was formerly a firefighter, I don't actually train to make me feel stronger. I like to stay who I am.
<END LOG>Closing Statements:
