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Item #: RPC XXX


Containment Protocols: RPC XXX is to be kept in a high-value item storage locker equipped with a pressure sensitive alarm. Access is allowed to security clearance level 4 personnel or level 3 personnel with permission from the site director.

RPC XXX-1 through 6 5 are to be housed in a 10 by 10 meter humanoid containment unit. This unit will contain furnishings appropriate for children aged 5-10 and all equipment necessary for play activities. RPC XXX-X entities are to be fed three times daily on a diet appropriate to their species. Once daily 6 Class D-personnel 5 junior researchers are to engage in play activities with RPC XXX-1 to 6 5 for a minimum of 3 hours. No individuals with a history of child abuse or sociopathic tendencies are to be assigned to this duty and all Class D-personnel should be informed that harming RPC XXX-1-6 will result in immediate termination. All play activities are to be watched over by two armed guards to enforce this directive.

In the event that all RPC XXX-X entities are no longer capable of engaging in play activities RPC XXX must be moved to a Level A Biohazard laboratory and Procedure Wukong must be enacted within 72 hours. If successful, the new RPC XXX-X entities are to be housed in the same containment unit as previously. If unsuccessful, all entities are to be terminated and Procedure Wukong is to be repeated until successful.

All testing with RPC XXX is currently suspended. Any proposed test involving RPC XXX must be approved by the site director.

Description: RPC XXX is a wooden barrel with a height of 90cm, diameter of 56cm and capacity of 200L. Its staves and ends are made of elm wood and its 6 hoops are made of zinc. Neither of these materials is standard in mass produced barrels, and it has no manufacturer's mark from any professional cooperage. The head of the barrel has two holes through which a worn piece of hemp rope has been threaded, presumably for easier opening of the barrel’s head. This rope may be replaced with no change in function.

RPC XXX is empty when closed as determined by weight measurement and flexible camera scope inserted through the holes in the head.

When the head of the barrel is removed through any means, RPC XXX will be filled with primates termed RPC XXX-X, where X represents the total number present in that activation. The primates will belong to a species of the parvorder platyrrhini (New World monkeys) or catarrhini (Old World monkeys). Although hominoids (apes) are also catarrhines, no species of this superfamily has yet appeared.

If RPC XXX has not been opened within approximately 2 weeks of the expiration of all RPC XXX-X, it will disappear from current containment and reappear in a random location likely to expose it to multiple children. This has included elementary schools, daycare centers, and homes containing >2 children between the ages of 4 to 12. Currently there is no known way to prevent this effect or direct where it appears.

In all activations there are enough primates present to fill the barrel. This has ranged from ████ pygmy marmosets to █ mandrills. All primates in an instance will belong to the same species with an equal mix of sexes. If the barrel is closed and reopened, another group of primates will appear. Approximately 31% of activations will produce primates infected with a communicable disease, including but not limited to: influenza, small pox, ebola, HIV, rabies, and hepatitis.

All RPC XXX-X will be docile regardless of their species' normal behavior, and all social interactions will be similar to those of human children. They will readily respond to English and demonstrate an understanding of verbal directions equivalent to that of a child between the ages of 6 to 8. They can be taught to understand any language at the same rate as human children, but cannot replicate any of them, including sign language. All nonverbal, non-game based, intelligence tests place RPC XXX-X as normal for their species.

RPC XXX-X will engage in play activities consistent with those of human children including, but not limited to: play-acting, simple board games, simple sports, and constructive play (building blocks, legos). When given a choice they will invariably prefer playing with human children over human adults or each other. They also prefer playing with human adults over each other.

If an instance of RPC XXX-X does not play for at least 2 hours with a human within a 36 hour time period they will begin to deteriorate. Within the first hour all hair will fall out, then over the next 2-3 hours their skin will begin to break down, exposing the musculature beneath. Various organ systems or muscle groups begin to deteriorate next and it may take anywhere from 6 to 22 hours before the primate expires. This process appears to be painless and may be halted by engaging in play activities with the primate, but it cannot be reversed. RPC XXX-X have largely normal biological function and if a critical organ system (circulatory, respiratory, nervous) is damaged they may expire at a later time regardless of play status. However, they do appear to be immune to the diseases or health conditions that would be expected from considerable loss of skin and tissue. One primate lasted 60 days without skin and two non-functional arms with no appreciable health effects before testing was halted.

The current instance of RPC XXX-X are 6 5 Japanese Macaques. They will respond to their numeric designations and full directions for interaction can be found in document RPC XXX-A.

Addendum 1: During Test # XXX – 154, the resulting primates were infected with [REDACTED] causing █ casualties and almost breaching containment. Researcher Simmons has been posthumously commended for her swift thinking and prevention of greater casualties. Given this ability to produce primates infected with anomalous diseases, and a low likelihood of new data to be gained by further testing; all testing on RPC XXX is to be suspended and containment procedures have been updated to maintain the most current, non-diseased group of primates.

Addendum 2: On ██/█/20██ a Class D assigned to play with RPC XXX-6 took it hostage in an attempt to escape. The Class D was quickly terminated, but RPC XXX-6 was fatally wounded in the process. As there is sufficient research to establish that there are no harmful effects to engaging in play activities, junior researchers will now be tasked with completing play activities to prevent a similar event from occurring in the future.