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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained in a 5m x 3m x 3m bulletproof glass cell. The glass cell contains SCP-XXXX-3, a recliner that belongs to SCP-XXXX. It also wears SCP-XXXX-4 a pair of shades that render the wearer cool and aloof.
SCP-XXXX-2 is contained in a 2m x 1m x 50cm wooden display case, with a glass panel lid. The display case is suspended 4m above the containment cell of SCP-XXXX.
Should SCP-XXXX-2 become loosened from it's display case, or the case becomes detached from the suspension cables, sensors release 15m tall 25cm thick solid titanium walls that instantly rise from the floor surrounding the containment cell of SCP-XXXX. Large floodlights built in the wall surround the area and engulf the area in light to refrain from any shadows being cast within the walls. In this event, SCP-XXXX becomes a Keter threat level, until SCP-XXXX-2 is promptly returned to it's proper containment state.
If SCP-XXXX-3 and SCP-XXXX-4 are removed from SCP-XXXX, it will become hostile and immediately move to obtain SCP-XXXX-2.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a male human skeleton 1.75 meters in height. It wears a pair of light blue board shorts with pink flamingos on them, a pair of light blue beach flip flops, and SCP-XXXX-4 a pair of shades with a neon orange frame and rose colored lenses. SCP-XXXX is fully animate and can talk with full articulation despite not having lips and a tongue to speak. It has named itself Lamorty. While SCP-XXXX has mentioned traveling all over the world before its transformation into a skeleton, it has a thick New England accent. It shows a warm and lax behavior and can be overall welcoming despite its grim appearance.
SCP-XXXX is a favorite among the staff working at Site-████, and acts as a greeter to the staff entering or leaving the premises, as its containment cell is closest to the locker rooms and the canteen. There are reports of SCP-XXXX distracting the staff from their work with conversation. Some staff have even become emotionally attached to SCP-XXXX as emotional support for dealing with the daily tasks at an SCP Containment Facility.
While being generally lax and welcoming, SCP-XXXX must not part from the items it has grown attached to. Should it lose site of SCP-XXXX-2 and SCP-XXXX-3, and physical contact of SCP-XXXX-4, SCP-XXXX will do anything that it can to obtain SCP-XXXX-2.
On the date of ██/██/2009, SCP-XXXX was discovered in an isolated home, in a rural county of Massachusetts. There have been multiple reports of passersby seeing a skeleton roaming the backyard. While initially containing SCP-XXXX it refused to leave its home. When force was initiated for SCP-XXXX to come into custody, it ultimately began to cooperate until it was separated from its belongings. SCP-XXXX kept mentioning that it should not be removed from its belongings. Once separated, it's eyes sparked on fire and it turned on the nearest Containment Officer and broke his neck. The officers quickly gave SCP-XXXX its items back, and loaded it and its items in a mid sized cargo truck to take it to the containment facility.
Interviews containing information on SCP-XXXX previous life are as follows:
SCP-XXXX-2 is an antique scythe that is 1.95 meters from top to bottom, while the blade is 75cm in length. The blade has a number of chips, cracks, and warps from long time use. The most prominent deformity is a large 35cm crack going lengthwise from the tip of the blade to the center. The handle is splintered and cracked in two spots presumably where it has been handled. Despite it's deformities, the scythe can not be totally destroyed.
SCP-XXXX-2 is anomalous in that it is a source of power for those who kill for a living. At the sacrifice of one's former life, and flesh, one that has received payment for murder will become immortal and powerful once they grip the handle in the correct places.
While holding SCP-XXXX-2 the wielder has a number of abilities at their disposal. Those under the influence of SCP-XXXX-2 are more prone to hostility and recklessness, and instantly become a Keter level threat. One can cause death upon whoever they contact while holding the scythe, regardless of the point of contact. The wielder can also merge with shadows and travel swiftly though the dark, thus making it appear as though they can teleport. The scythe also gives the wielder the ability to levitate up to 3 meters from the ground, and they can travel at 100km per hour. One can also talk to the dead while under the influence through a more telepathic means. Finally, the last ability grants the wielder invulnerable immortality.
Once the wielder of SCP-XXXX-2 loses their grip on the scythe, they lose all abilities that came with the scythe except for immortality and the ability to talk to the dead. Anyone who has wielded SCP-XXXX-2 is desperately drawn to it, and will stop at nothing to keep it nearby. The only time the subject maintains a neutral demeanor after wielding the scythe is when it is within eyesight, but not in their own hands. If the wielder handles the scythe again, they go back to a Keter level threat until they have been disarmed.
SCP-XXXX-3 is a recliner with tattered upholstery. The blue fabric is patchy with cigarette burns on the armrests, and springs that support the footrest are warn and barely hold up. While the fabric is tattered, the cushioning has not lost its volume. Despite having cigarette burns, there is no traces of odors from smoke presumably from one of its anomalous qualities.
SCP-XXXX-3 has the ability to adjust itself to mimic the comfort levels that the user requires, down to the scent, the plushness, and even the shape. It is reported that a wave of supernatural restfulness and cognitive peace comes over the user. Users that have used SCP-XXXX-3 have not been the same since they sat down and got back up. Some carry bitterness and tension because of the stark contrast of being the most comfortable they have ever been compared to their current reality.
SCP-XXXX-4 is a pair of sport style shades with one rose tinted lens spanning from brow to brow. It has a neon orange frame with three points of articulation. The articulations are as follows: At the bridge of the nose to adjust how snug it sets on the face. At the hinges to adjust the pitch of the lens. And, at the ear pieces to adjust the length. The frame does not extend down to the bottom of the lens.
SCP-XXXX-4 anomalous factor gives the wearer the ability to socialize without any social anxiety. The wearer is imbued with a sense of charisma and confidence. Should someone confront the wearer with anger, the wearer becomes aloof rather than irritable. The person who wears these glasses seem to know exactly what to say to retain social popularity.
Addendum: SCP-XXXX says it has had better shit than SCP-420-J.
Notes:
- Where does he come from? Whats his background? How old is he?
- Whats the deal with the scythe? Why does it have these powers? Is it sentient? Why was it under the church? What can it do? Where did it come from?
- How does the recliner fit into this? How did he find the recliner? Was it a separate SCP until he found it?
- How does his condition affect him? Does he have any other abilities? Is he dangerous? Why does he become hostile when wielding the scythe?
-Scythe found in catacombs of cathedral.
-Lamorty used to be a killer for hire.
