Site 81 Nerd Fan Fic

Nerd X Irony + maybe some other people

“WRRRRHHH, WRRHHHHH, WRRRRHHH”
“I repeat, multiple Keter and Euclid Class SCPs have escaped their containment chambers. All personal, please respond to the safety shelters immediately. MTF-Omega-18 designated “Moderation Team” has been contacted and will be responding to this containment breach. Do no-arrrgghhh!” CRUNCH!

1 hour before the breach
“Dude, don’t start again.”
“Hah, I swear man, SCP-682 would not be terminated by a nuclear bomb, we all know that.”
“Ok, man, whatever you say.”
You hear this conversation as you walk by some LCZ offices. You know these guys as Dr. Darkness and Hanzo Main. You’re a senior scientist in the SCP Foundation, currently working in Site 81. This server site, contains multiple Keter, Euclid, and many safe Class SCPs. Including SCP-173, SCP-096, SCP-2541 (Snek). You’re on the way to the containment chamber of SCP-2541 (Snek) to meet up with your research partner Sans, to perform some tests on SCP-2541 (Snek). Until you run straight into scientist. With…..cat ears? You read on his name tag “Dr. Neko Bright”. Huh.
“Oh, huh? Oh, sorry about that man.”
“Dude, it’s fine. I’m good.” You say as he helps you up.

You reach the HCZ checkpoint, with your friend, Handy Creativ guarding the checkpoint.
“Hey Nerd, hows your day?” Handy says to you.
“Good” You reply as you nod at him.
You slip your level 4 keycard into the slot and the door opens. You walk through. You’ve reached the containment chamber and see your partner.
“You ready for some tests Nerd?” Sans says to you as he sees you.
“Heh, yep. Let’s go.” You reply.
“Beep beep shwwesh” as the door opens.

You look through the glass, into the containment chamber. You know “Snek” is a particular SCP. Sometimes he can be complient and normal. Or even “good”, but sometimes he can be crazy, uncooperative, and dangerous. You hope he’s not the latter today. You’re supposed to test it’s response to D-Class trying to hurt it. But you’ve gotten specific orders from Site-Command just this morning to test “Snek” with near-death expirences. As in D-Class going as far to try and kill it. Weird really, SCP-2541 (Snek) was not designated for termination. But you agreed. You hear multiple pairs of footsteps beyond the door and you and Sans turn around just in time for the door to open. Revealing two armed guards escorting three D-Class personal. You open your mouth to speak, but then almost everything goes black.

Then the back up generators kick in. And the light comes flooding back in. You look around, seeing everyone who was there before. Except SCP-3258 (Snek) was missing. And then you notice the open Contain,ent chamber door.
“Uhhh, hey guys. What do you think that w-“

“This is Site-Command, the site is expirencing a major power malfunction. Please re,aim calm an-WHAT? How? You’ve gotta be kid-you know what. The site has expirenced a major containment breach. With multiple Keter and Euclid class SCPs. For your safety, all personal, please respond to the safety shelters immediately.”

“Ok, guys, we gotta go. especially because we’re right next to a Keter class SCP.” Sans says.
“Yeah, we gotta move. Now.” One of the guards responds.
Immediately after saying this, one of the guards shoots two of the D-Class, killing them instantly.
“Hey, what are you doi-“ Sams says before you hear a loud SMACK and squish, followed by another loud SMACK and CRACK. With Sans falling dead to the ground, face pummeled in.
“Oh shit! Fuck, fire!”
You hear one of the guards say this and another guard swear and agree as you book it out of the room, pushing aside the D-Class. As you run, you here multiple shots from the guards. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! Followed by another CRACK and SMACK woth a cough. You hear something hit the ground. With body falling to the floor. You keep running, out of ear shot of the SCP-3258 (Snek) conflict.
“Ahhh! No, arrrgggh, ughhr!”

You’re running through the halls, hearing screams and footsteps, you know you need to make it to a safety shelter or the entrance zone. The entrance zone will be a lot harder to get out. But that’s for complete safety, escape. You keep running through the halls, hoping to make it to at least a HCZ checkpoint. But, you hear a small, crumbling liquidy sound start to begin. You look behind you, too see SCP-106 rising out of the floor.
“Oh shit” You whisper under your breath.
106 is close to emerging full you out of the ground at this point. You book it through the hallways. Only to look behind you, and see SCP-106 simply phasing through the solid metal door. You know there’s no way out then to just run, until you see the containment chamber of SCP-860. You grab the key, and seeing no other choice, quick, you insert the key into the key slot, the door opening into a darks, forest path. Seeing no other choice, you step in. The door closing by itself behind you. You know from the SCP report that there’s a thing in the forest, something you dont intend to encounter. So you start running. Only to encounter another gaurd, equipped with full armor and still holding her P90.
“What are you doing?” You say as you chatch up to her.
“Just walk, running attracts that monster.” She says to you.
“Umm, ok.” You respond.
The two of you walk down the forest path, with you following her. The two of you reach the door, and you pull out your key, inserting it into the slot, and opening the door.
“Wait, how did you get in here? I’ve got the key?.” You say to her.
“It’s a copy, you of all personal should know that. The scientists were doing some weird shit, grabbed it off a body. Had to escape using this key.” She explains.

“Oh, got it.”
Before you open the door, she puts one of her hands on your member.
“No, wait.” She says in a calm, soothing voice.
She puts her hand on your chest, and removes your lab coat. Understanding, you help her remove your shirt. Inviting her to remove the belt keeping your pants up. She removes it, letting your pants slide down to the floor. Leaving your underwear sitting there exposed. Before she slips your underwear down, you start unbottoning her under suit. Opening it up and taking it off.
“Hey, first, what’s your name?l You say as you undress her.
“Loki, my names Loki.” She finishes.

You finish undressing her, and she returns the favor by slipping down your underwear to the floor. She leans in for a kiss, and you except. Putting your lips onto hers. Turning it into a French kiss. You finish, and then Loki continues to crouch down, slipping her mouth onto your little friend, slicking it with saliva. You let out a small moan as she continues. Moving her tounge all over your little friend. Before she finishes, she lets out a small moan and let’s go of your member. Leaving it dripping with saliva. She stands up, matching your eyes. You slip your member into her vaginia, moving it around. Clearly giving her lots of pleasure. She pecks you on her forehead as you go deeper into her vaginia. Finally, you remove your member. Letting out a slight moan folllowed by Loki sighing with pleasure.
The two of you redress, putting your cloths back on. she puts on her body armor. And you put back on your lab coat. You hear a thud many meters away. Quickly, Loki grabs her P90 back again and points it at the door in the direction of the thud. Suddenly, the door busts down, flying forward. Just barely missing the two of you. SCP-3258 (Snek) is revealed behind the door. Not looking very happy.
“Run! Go! Move!” Loki screams, while taking a gernade out of her back pocket. Loki removes the pin, and then proceeds to throw it straight at SCP-3258. Then running right back. However, you hear a loud BOOM followed by some shaking. You start to black out and your vision becomes hazy. But you don’t black out. You stay awake, but only to find yourself separated from Loki. In a empty hallway. Back to square one. Still gotta find a HCZ checkpoint. Now, you gotta start running through the hallways again.
Until, you run straight into a D-Class. You read D-435- printed on her breast before blacking out. You’ve woken up, with the D-Class standing on top of you.
“Hey, you’re awake.” She says once she notices you’ve woken up.
“Uhh, yeah, a D-Class? Oh, god.” You reply.
“My names Irony, or D-4351 as those other people call me.”
“Oh, umm, ok. But why are you trusting me? We hold you captive, use you guys for tests, and kill you people!”
“Well I’m trusting you because you haven’t killed me. And I’ve searched you, head to toe while you were out.” Irony replys.
“Oh…well, we gotta move. Multiple SCPs are loose, and we’ve gotta get out. Except for the fact the MTF who will be here to help me, will shoot you on sight, and anyone who will help you, may just as well shoot me, on sight.”
“So we escape on our own.”
“Umm, that may be hard, but together, we have a higher chance of surviving. So I’m in.”
She hoists you up to your feet, and pats you on your back. You run through the hallways, alongside Irony. You need a HCZ checkpoint, and you’ve found one through the next door. The doors busted down, no need to insert the keycard. Irony looks around the checkpoint, and so do you. Until you hear a loud CRUNCH and a body falling to the floor. You see the door open, and SCP-173 standing at the doorway.
“Keep your eyes on it.” You say to Irony through gritted teeth as you back up.
“Tell me when you’re blinking, it can’t move when you keep direct eye contact with it.”
The two of you hack up through the door, trying to move through the catwalk to the next door in HZC.
“Blinking.” Irony says to you.
“Blinking.” You respond.

The statue moves forward a few meters. You reach the door, opening it and backing into it.
“Blinking.” Irony says to you.
Irony backs into the doorway, following you, and then continpuing to close the door.
“Holy shit, that was close.” You say.
“At least we’re alive.” She says as she moves her hand over your member.
“Oh, I wouldn’t say this is the-“ You try to say before Irony opens your lab coat and removes your shirt. At the same time, you start undressing her. By the time you remove her entire D-Class jumpsuit she’s removed your pants. You quickly slip off her socks and you remove yours. She places her hand on your hard member, guiding it into her vaginia. Your member touch’s the lips of her vaginia, until it goes further in. With Irony letting out a light moan. She puts her hands on your back, helping you push your member into her vaginia. You continue pushing into her vaginia, until she pushes you off of her. Removing your cock from her vaginia. Suddenly, she goes in for a French kiss but at the same time letting your member also slip back in her vaginia as the two of you kiss and twist tounges. You continue to pound her vaginia with your hard member. Letting her moan. You take out your member from her vaginia. Irony crouches down, at the same time pushing your body against back wall. And starts to move her mouth over your erect member. Until finally enwrapping her mouth on it and pushing your entire member into mouth. Making her moans garbled as she sucks it. You also start to moan, but your moans start to turn into slight screams as you reach your climax. Shifting your member around in her mouth. Putting your hands onto Irony’s soft hair. Until Irony moves her tounge around the opening of your member and removes it from her mouth. Right as you climax, spraying Irony’s face with your soft, white semen. Irony wipes, and even licks your semen off her face. You also help her with your hands, even wiping the semen off of her breasts. Also letting you massage her breasts. She moves back. The two of you move around getting into a position letting you again pound her vaginia with your member. Making her moan, and rive in pleasure. You move your hands around her mouth. Muffling her loud and pleasurful moans. You and Irony change positions, giving her the opportunity to ride your cock, as she grasps the nearby metal bars for support. You stop muffling her moans, letting her gasp and moan with intense pleasure.
“It’s so nice, keep going, ahhh!” Irony says, continuing to ride your cock in her vaginia.
You keep slightly changing positions with your member inside Irony’s vaginia.
“You…you wanna keep going? Ready for something else? Ahh!”
“We can keep going.” You say as you change positions, readying to fuck her entirely.
Now, in a different position. You’re able to thrust you member throughly into her vaginia as you think about how much pleasure you and her are feeling. You grasp the side of the floor. Hearing the moans and gasps of your partner. And subconsciously moaning without meaning too. Alongside pushing your cock further into her vaginia. Irony continues to moan, and gasp. She looks down, seeing you also looking down into her breasts and face. You move on of your hands to carrecess Irony’s cheeck. She blushes for the tenth time, until she starts moaning vioently, a small puddle of white fluid appearing below the two of you.

“Alright, I think we should finish.” You say to Irony. She gives you a disappointed look, but that look slowly changes into relief. She gives your member one last lick and gives you a kiss on the lips. She throws you your shirt and socks. While grabbing her own jumpsuit. With the two of you dressed, you head through the winding hallways and intersections of the HCZ.
“Wait, you hear that?”
“Uhh, the sobbing and moaning?” You respond.
“What is that, you’re a scientist, do you know what it is?”
“It’s…..it’s a SCP.SCP-096. Don’t look at its face. If you do, you’re as good as dead. And I mean that literally.”
“I’d…I’d rather avoid it then.”
“I agree.” You say.

“MTF-Omega 18, designated “Moderation Team” has entered the facility. Please remain in the safety shelters. As MTF-Omega-18 will only escort personal after our first priority has been completed. Containing all escaped SCPs.”

Perspective Change: MTF

“Go go go! Move it, we’ve got a job to do. Captain, take a squad into the facility and move! Leuitenant, grab another team and move! Foxtrot squad, with me. Rest of the team, you’re still with me. Move!”

You hear your Commander say as the helicopters land and all of the troops hop off.

“Sergeant! Get over here. We’re going in. You’re my second in command.” The commander says.
“Yes Aria.” You reply.
“Ranks Folo, ranks.” She says.
“Alright team, we’re moving into that facility. Multiple Keter, and Euclid class SCPs have broke ccontainment down there. And we’re being sent tin there to contain them. Hope you listened in on the breifing. It’ll seriously help you live.”
“Got it ma’am.” You respond along with multiple other soldiers.

The team moves into the elevator, as it descends down to the facility And the elavator doors open with everyone of your squad mates drawing their weapon. Preparing for conflict right outside the door..

“What are you so ready for huh? It’s not like a monsters gonna be right behind the door.” You say to Private Sweeg, a good friend from camp as the elevator doors open to reveal Gate A.
“Well, you can’t be too careful. And we were sent to contain those monsters Folo.”
“Yeah, yeah.”

“Alright soldiers, lets move. Stick together, don’t dies, and contain those monsters. That’s all I gotta say. Let’s move.” Your commander says.
She puts the key card into the key card slot, opening the gate. Revealing the entrance zone.
You and the rest of the team move through the doors. Then something comes across the radio.
“This is Captain Spice, of the ground team, we’re detecting major tremors coming from the facility, it’s coming closer to the ground. If it’s SCP-682 get the alpha warheads ready. And all above ground MTF report to the gates. Get ready!””

Perspective change: Nerd

You and Irony are walking down another hallway, avoiding the sobbing from the supposed SCP-096. Until the two of you hit a tesla gate. A buzzing, electric wall of death. The two of you carefully wait until the time where you can move through without being electrified to death. And the two of you make it through the rest of the hallways. However, soon in the distance, the two of you stop. Hearing the screams of one of your friends, a security gaurd named Meta Green. You believe he’s being taken by SCP-106. You cringe at this thought.
“Nerd, do you actually know where we’re going?” Irony says to you.
“Kinda. If we’re able to find some sort of landmark, I may be able to find our way to a entrance zone. I’ve been there to many times to count.” You tell her. You and Irony keep walking, trying to find a landmark. Until you come across SCP-106s containment chamber.
“Oh shit. Well here we are.” You say.
“Soo, do you know anything about the containment chamber of this guy?” Irony replies.
“We could contain him. But that….that involves breaking a D-Class personal’s femur.” You explain.
“Uh, I mean. There’s already a person in there right?” She asks.
“Yeah, someone’s stuck in there. He’s dead anyways when MTF get in here. Actually, speaking of MTF, we gotta get out quickly. So we might as well contain him though.” You reply.
“Alright, then lets walk.” She tells you as you walk down the cat walk.

You reach the stairs heading down into the observation chamber. With Irony trailing right behind you.