Item #: SCP-5197
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5197 is to be contained in a room with 7 inch-thick walls made of graphene. All personnel are required to complete a checklist of symptoms of depression before entering site ██. Personnel with a score of 3 or lower are allowed to enter, while any personnel with a score of 4 or higher are not permitted to enter under any means. While in SCP-5197's containment room, all personnel are required to wear a special graphene suit.
Description: SCP-5197 Is an anomalous Smith & Wesson 686 revolver with an elongated barrel. SCP-5197 is made entirely of silver, except for the black handle. The barrel and handle of SCP-5197 have two small scratches. The manufacturer is noted as "Goodyear Gun Mettle Co.". After a brief search, it was found that Goodyear Gun Mettle Co. is a now defunct gun producing company. SCP-5197 does not exhibit anomalous properties unless any individuals [Who do not have the proper defenses] are within a mile radius. When within this radius, SCP-5197 will teleport to the room or general area that the individual, who is now designated SCP-5197A, is in. SCP-5197's teleportation property is normally instantaneous, but it is slowed when travelling through limestone or granite, and comes to a halt when trying to teleport through graphene. SCP-5197 never runs out of ammo. It's bullets are designated instances of SCP-5197B.
If the instance of SCP-5197A was not previously experiencing symptoms of depression within the past 15 days, they will be unaffected by SCP-5197 aside from a mild itching. The individual is no longer designated SCP-5197A in this case. If the instance is or was depressed within the last 15 days before exposure to SCP-5197, SCP-5197A will begin to exhibit symptoms like crying, attempted self-harm, hostility, slowness, muscle pain, decrease in consciousness and intelligence. In 56% of case studies, SCP-5197A will attempt to shoot themselves in the brain or the heart using SCP-5197. When it is attempted to restrain SCP-5197A from SCP-5197, SCP-5197A will attempt to harm themselves vigorously and show hostility towards the individual restraining them. These symptoms will remain until the individual dies or is fed normally lethal doses of citalopram [Also known as Celexa].
SCP-5197 is filled with approximately 9 instances SCP-5197B despite SCP-5197 appearing to only be able to hold 6 rounds. SCP-5197B are 50 caliber bullets that automatically teleport back into SCP-5197 after making contact with flesh. It is unknown how SCP-5197B can fit inside SCP-5197, since SCP-5197 appears to physically only be able to contain bullets less than .357 inches in diameter. After coming in contact with any fleshy material, said material will explode with great force.
Experiment log 5197-1
Date: ██-██-20██
Subject: SCP-5197
Procedure: Dr. Mikael Acevedo and a group of other highly-trained personnel brought SCP-5197 and D-6556, who was confirmed to have several symptoms of depression, into a large enclosure.
Recorded Transcript:
[Dr. Acevedo and Personnel D-6556 sit on different sides of a wooden table.]
Dr. Acevedo: Hello, 6556. How are you doing today?
Personnel D-6556: I'm (Incomprehensible).
Dr. Acevedo: We have the evidence to believe that you are going through symptoms of Depression, correct?
[Personnel D-6556 shuffles uncomfortably in his seat.]
Dr. Acevedo: Please answer the question.
Personnel D-6556: Yes.
[Dr. Acevedo places SCP-5197 on the desk.]
Dr. Acevado: Please wait until you feel anything unusual and notify us.
[5 minutes pass, with few communications between Dr. Acevedo and high-class personnel in between.]
[Personnel D-6556 begins to itch at his skin, a known effect SCP-5197 has on its victims. Personnel D-6556 is now considered SCP-5197A.]
Personnel D-6556: Can I have that gun?
Dr. Acevado: Access denied, you are not allowed to hold SCP-5197.
Personnel D-6556: I said give me the gun.
Dr. Acevado: You are not allowed to hold the gun.
[Personnel D-6556 attempts to jump across the desk and grabs SCP-5197.]
Personnel D-6556: (Shouting) My gun!
[Personnel D-6556 attempts to shoot Dr. Acevedo and multiple high-class personnel.]
[Personnel D-6556 shoots multiple high-class personnel and then briefly laughs before shooting himself in the head. A total of ██ casualties were confirmed.]
High-class personnel member: Jesus christ.
Dr. Acevado: End log.
[Tissue samples of SCP-5197A, previously known as Personnel D-6556, were taken. The place of impact with SCP-5197B was covered in a thin sheet of azidoazide azide, a highly explosive chemical compound. Body was disposed of via ████ to avoid the corpse spontaneously exploding.]
The following is a recorded transcript of the initial discovery of SCP-5197, recorded by the SFADT [SCP First Action Discovery Team]. The team consisted of SFADT Leader, SFADT Medic, SFADT Artillery 1, SFADT Artillery 2, and Command. Transcript took place at the source of the initial distress call in ████, Canada.
Command: alright, Leader. Permission to enter the shed.
[Leader breaks down the door as Artillery 1 and 2 raise their guns. Medic stays close behind Leader.]
[Leader’s head cam shows what appears to be an abandoned, rotten lobby, with two bodies visible.]
Leader: Appears to be devoid of all life.
Artillery 1: Certainly a lot of bodies, though.
Command: Can you please describe the room to your best ability?
Leader: There’s some furniture flipped over, a lot of blood on the ground. About 5 or 6 bodies -
[Leader signals the rest of the team to stay, and goes to inspect the bodies.]
Leader: They all have gunshots on their head or chest.
Command: Noted. Please continue.
[The team continues down the hall, finding a total of ██ bodies before there is a shuffle off camera.]
[Artillery 1 and 2 raise their shotguns, while Leader pulls out their pocket pistol and aims at where the sound came from.]
Command: Did any of you see the sound’s source?
Medic: Fucking hideous. It looked like a human boiled in acid.
Artillery 2: Can confirm.
Command: Noted. Continue evaluating the area until you find anything else unusual.
[The team continues to explore the building, circling around and finding 2 more bodies (A total of ██), until they reach the entrance again.
Leader: We found ██ bodies. They all had gunshots in their chests or heads.
Command: Noted. Now, go and check inside the shed for any unusual findings.
[Leader, Medic and Artillery 1 begin to move toward the shed, while Artillery 2 remains motionless.]
Medic: What’s wrong with you, Artillery 2? Get moving!
[Artillery 2 begins to sob.]
Leader: Hey, man, I know you’re depressed, but you’re on the job-
[Before the rest of the team could react, Artillery 2 attempts to run into the shed before being restrained by Artillery 1. Artillery 2 is now considered an instance of SCP-5197A.]
Artillery 1: What the hell is wrong with you, man? Wait for Leader!
Artillery 2: [Shouting] Let go of me, bastard!
[Artillery 2 escapes Artillery 1’s grasp, and runs past Medic and Leader into the shed.]
[Artillery 2 can be heard laughing before shooting himself in the head with SCP-5197.]
Command: Go and check if Artillery 2 is alive, immediately.
[Medic, Leader and Artillery 1 go into the shed. Leader’s head cam shows Artillery 2’s head has exploded on the contact point with SCP-5197B. Medic checks Artillery 2’s vitals.]
Medic: He’s dead.
[Leader bends down to grab the gun that Artillery 2 shot himself with. He puts SCP-5197 into a bag for later examination.]
[Artillery 1 shouts a profanity in German.]
Artillery 1: Look out!
[Leader’s head cam turns to show a bulky canadian man with rotted molten skin and multiple gunshot wounds on his head and chest. His jaw appears to be missing, most likely blown off. The unknown individual (Who will now be referred to as SCP-5197C) lunges at Medic before Artillery 1 blocks the creature using his shotgun as a shield.]
Artillery 1: Get (Pause) back (Pause) you (Pause) fuck!
[Artillery 1 shoves SCP-5197C to the ground, shooting him. SCP-5197C appears to be unaffected.]
[SCP-5197C swings his hands around, knocking over Medic. SCP-5197C proceeds to ██████████ Medic into ████, killing him in the process.]
Command: Leader, do you repeat, Leader?
[Leader runs over to SCP-5197C, shouting profanities, and stomps his head in.]
Leader: Medic and Artillery 2 are dead, but the unknown individual has been eliminated.
Command: Alright. Collect samples from the body and you’ll be able to return.
[It is unknown how, when or where SCP-5197C came to be, but it is assumed he was somehow immune to SCP-5197’s bullets. Nothing about SCP-5197C is known except for the fact that it appeared vaguely similar to a man named █████ Watkins, who was missing since Goodyear Gun Mettle Co. went out of business.]
After an extensive search, the suspected founder of Gun Mettle Co. was found in ████, Canada. The following is a transcript log between Dr. ████ and suspected Goodyear Gun Mettle Co. founder, Mr. Goodyear.
[Mr. Goodyear is sat down at a desk along with Dr. ████.]
Dr. ████: Hello, Mr. Goodyear.
Mr. Goodyear: Hello. Why have you brought me here anyways?
Dr. ████: We have reason to believe that you are the founder of the now shut down company Goodyear Gun Mettle Co.
[Mr. Goodyear hesitates.]
Mr. Goodyear: Yes. Why do you ask?
[Dr. ████ places SCP-5197 on the desk.]
Dr. ████: Would you happen to know anything about this gun?
Mr. Goodyear: [Audibly uncomfortable] Y-yes. What would you like to know?
Dr. ████: Are you aware of it’s anomalous properties?
Mr. Goodyear: I’m aware of the effect it has.
Dr. ████: Are you aware of the origins of the gun?
Mr. Goodyear: We found it in some spare storage 2 days before we went bankrupt. We were gonna market it as a rare novelty item. You know, for the big bucks. Watkins took it home the night we found it, though, which I found odd. I knew he was going through some stuff, but I didn’t say anything. I decided to visit him the next day to check in on him, make sure he was ok.
[Mr. Goodyear pauses.]
Dr. ████: Continue.
Mr. Goodyear: It was him and the other ██ workers we had. They were all standing in a circle. Some of them were dead, all shot in the heart or the chest. Others were just standing there, unnaturally smiling. And Watkins… he looked like he was boiled alive. Half dead. For god sakes, his jaw was torn off! He just shot everyone else in the circle. It was a fucked up mass suicide. And then he turned to look at me. In a voice I never heard before, he just said, “Better wake up before you can’t anymore.”
[Mr. Goodyear sheds a single tear before composing himself once more.]
Mr. Goodyear: After that, I bolted out of there, and tried to forget about the incident the best I could. Alas, here we are.
Dr. ████: Alright, thank you for your time.
Mr. Goodyear: Could you do me a favor?
[Dr. ████ pauses.]
Mr. Goodyear: Destroy that thing. Destroy it and all it’s powers.
[End log.]
[After this log was looked over, several connections were made: Watkins and Goodyear are ex-owners of Goodyear Gun Mettle Co. The true origins of SCP-5197 are unknown, but they were found in storage. Watkins is believed to be SCP-5197C from the SFADT expedition. The location that the SFADT team went to was Watkin’s house, and all of the corpses were ex-Goodyear Gun Mettle Co. workers. It is still unknown why Watkins was immune to SCP-5197B.]
Dr. ████ is no longer allowed near SCP-5197's containment chamber, as he has been spotted attempting to dispose of SCP-5197. All of his attempts were unsuccessful, and the only damage done to SCP-5197 was a chipped barrel.
Item #: SCP-5078-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5078-J and SCP-5078-JA are to be seperated by a 5 foot concrete wall and kept in a cryo-preservation vessel on site ██ and be fed 5 (five) teaspoons of SCP-5078-JB every day. if SCP-5078-J is to manage to acquire SCP-5078-JA, D-Class Personell are to be sent in and are to remove SCP-5078-JA from SCP-5078-J's grasp.
1 carton is to be placed in a nearby room to be filled with SCP-5078-JB for samples and to feed SCP-5078-J.
Description: SCP-5078-J is an 5' 8" african-american male of 32 years. More commonly known as Andrew B. Bachelor, or King Bach for short, SCP-5078-J was first discovered on June 26th, 1988. Alone, SCP-5078-J displays no anomalous properties. before being contained, King Bach was most known for being the most followed user on the now-defunct video sharing service Vine with 11.3 million followers.
SCP-5078-JA is an unusually large stainless steel tablespoon measuring 3' 11". SCP-5078-JA is often nicknamed "The Comically Large Spoon". There is no sign of where it was manufactured or what company manufactured it. SCP-5078-JA is capable of holding one ice cream carton at a time. If an individual is to grasp SCP-5078-JA, they will gain an unusual hunger for any frozen dairy product, mainly ice-cream. After 5 (Five) to 10 (Ten) minutes of holding SCP-5078-JA, the individual's hunger for frozen dairy products grows violent, to the point that they will attempt to kill anyone withholding said frozen dairy products from them. SCP-5078-JA was first seen on June 6th, 2013, in a Vine by SCP-5078-J. If people under the influence of SCP-5078-JA aren't able to obtain ice-cream within 3 days, they turn to suicide and kill themselves in gruesome and "creative" ways. It is unknown if there is more unusually large cutlery in existance and if they exhibit the same anomalous effects as SCP-5078-J.
When SCP-5078-J is to hold SCP-5078-JA, SCP-5078-J grows more violent and faster than other individuals who hold SCP-5078-JA. SCP-5078-JA, when in possession of SCP-5078-J, automatically refills any ice cream cartons within 100 yards to full capacity. It is not known if this anomalous property is the result of SCP-5078-JA or SCP-5078-J. If the carton is completely empty, the carton will be filled with a completely new ice cream. These new ice creams are now designated SCP-5078-JB.
The flavor of the SCP-5078-JB is most often bland but can also be caramel, chocolate, or vanilla flavored. The SCP-5078-JB can be grey, red or purple. All samples of SCP-5078-JB taken have been non-lethal, but distribution of samples is still prohibited just in case. If the carton is NOT empty, it will be refilled with whatever flavor the ice cream left in the carton is. When refilled, all mentions of the original ice cream flavor on the carton will be replaced with the text "Big Chungus". It is unknown if there is a connection to the popular internet joke by the same name, which is a photo of a fat Bugs Bunny.
Item #: SCP-5803
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5803 is to be kept in an unlit 2,400 square foot enclosure filled with rocks, dirt, grass, water, flowering plants, and small animals (Including insects, small mammals, and snakes) on site ██. No light sources are allowed in SCP-5803’s enclosure except for dimly-lit lamps, as to not agitate SCP-5803.
The small pond in SCP-5803’s enclosure is to be filled with water collected from a natural reserve in █████ Springs, New York.
Description: SCP-5803 is a mammal-like organism most similar to Odocoileus Virginianus (White-Tailed Deer). The most striking feature of SCP-5803 is its body length. The creature's length is ever changing, but is currently 2.94 meters long and growing. To compensate for this, SCP-5803 has an unusual amount of legs, clocking in at 8 pairs, 16 legs total.
Unlike other White-Tailed Deer, SCP-5803 has 3 horns in place of antlers. 2 horns are where the antlers would normally be, while the third horn is on the top of the creature’s head. It is unknown what use this serves, but it is speculated to be used for ramming. SCP-5803’s mouth sports 3 sets of canine teeth and lacks pupils.
SCP-5803’s behavior is relatively docile. If not hunting and not exposed to lights brighter than a dimly-lit lamp, SCP-5803 acts similar to any deer species. If exposed to lights, SCP-5803 becomes unusually hostile and will immediately attack and consume the source of the light. Despite being nearly blind, SCP-5803 is capable of understanding and navigating its general area within a few minutes. The creature is an omnivore, only feeding on grass and large insects.
SCP-5803 was initially discovered in 19██ near a cave in c████, New York, and was contained by MTF in 20██ in █████, Illinois.
SCP-5803 was birthed by an injured, pregnant deer which accidentally fell into a deep cave, SCP-5803’s initial discovery site. Due to the severe trauma the deer went through, it died shortly after giving birth. For unknown reasons, SCP-5803 ██████ ██ ████ █████ ██████, ████ upon birth. It is not known how SCP-5803 managed to get out of the cave. This would also explain SCP-5803’s aversion to light.
Addendum 5803-A: Discovery-Site Cave Exploration.
Update ██/██/20██ 9:20 PM: Entered through mouth of cave.
Update ██/██/20██ 9:21 PM: Forking path was found a few meters into the mouth of the cave. Deer tracks can be seen going into the left-most path, also followed by a trail of blood.
Update ██/██/20██ 9:38 PM: after continuous following of the blood trail, there is a deep drop, about twelve meters deep.
Update ██/██/20██ 9:40 PM: carefully climbing down the chasm, we have found a single dead female deer. Corpse appears to have suffered physical damage near the head and jaw. Corpse will be returned to lab for examination.
Update █/██/20██ 12:31 AM: Upon autopsy of the carcass, there were several unborn, similarly ██████ deer found inside the stomach of the dead deer.
Addendum 5803-B: Breaches with SCP-5803:
1: First Occurence, █/██/20██. SCP-5803 escaped containment after a security breach the result of certain containment zones being unlocked by a group of rogue D-Class Personnel. Other SCPs breaching containment on this date include SCP-173 and SCP-682. Security breach was handled 13 hours later, containing SCP-5803, SCP-173 and SCP-682 at the cost of █ casualties.
2: Second Occurrence, ██/██/20██. Doors to SCP-5803’s containment enclosure (along with several other containment rooms) had been unlocked through unknown means by an unknown individual by SCP-079. Other SCPs breaching containment on this date include SCP-966, SCP-3014, SCP-173, SCP-049, and SCP-106. Security breach was handled 2 days later, containing SCP-3014, SCP-5803, SCP-173, SCP-049, and SCP-106 at the cost of ██ casualties.
Addendum 5803-C: SCP-5803 and SCP-087 experiment.
Procedure: SCP-5803 is to be brought into SCP-087, along with a D-Class (In this case, D-6768), who is to be holding a floodlight. SCP-5803 will be brought 1 floor down, and D-6768 will activate his floodlight.
Result: SCP-5803 is unable to see the floodlight due to SCP-087’s light-absorbing abilities. However, SCP-5803 begins to move up to D-6768 and begins to see the floodlight. D-6768 was mauled shortly after.
Addendum 5803-D: Light Chamber
Procedure: SCP-5803 is to be brought into an average-sized room with a high-up ceiling covered in 70-watt floodlights. After all personnel have left the chamber and the door is closed, the lights are to all be turned on.
Result: SCP-5803 attempts to jump and break the lights for 2 minutes, but then begins to fall over and twitch rapidly, as if having a seizure. After lights were turned off and the door was open, SCP-5803 began to maul several D-Class Personnel. SCP-5803 did not become docile until 5 days after the experiment.
Addendum 5803-E: Flesh Sample
Procedure: several D-Class Personnel are to restrain SCP-5803, while another D-Class is to take a small chunk of SCP-5803’s body meat for research using a small foundation-issued cutting knife.
Result: Upon viewing the meat chunk under an electron microscope, it was found that ████████, ████ ████ ██ ████████████ ████. ████, ██████, ████████ ██ ██████ [██████], and ██████████, ██, ██████ ██ ██████ ████ ██ ██ ██████. ██████ ██ ██████ ██. Repeating the flesh sample procedure is hereby forbidden by request of the foundation.
Item #: SCP-5XXX
object class: Safe
Special containment procedures: SCP-5XXX-B's mountain is to be contained within a 2-meter tall barbed-wire electric fence and guarded by 5 MTF members. due to the close proximity, SCP-5XXX-B is considered to be contained in site ██. These same procedures are to be replicated in SCP-5XXX-A.
Description: SCP-5XXX is a parallel dimension with a planet [Deemed SCP-5XXX-A] 100% Identical to ours up until September 1st, 1939, at which point Germany wins World War II. All recorded history before 9/1/1939 is completely identical to our dimension. as of right now, SCP-5XXX-A is devoid of all human life and is highly radioactive, the aftermath of a major nuclear bomb being launched on 12/3/2019.
staying on SCP-5XXX-A for more than 15 minutes will cause any individual without the needed precautions taken to die from double the amount of radiation an individual would receive if they stayed in Chernobyl for a year. For this reason, any individuals inside of SCP-5XXX-A are required to wear foundation-distributed level-5 hazmat suits.
SCP-5XXX is accessible via a portal [Deemed SCP-5XXX-B] found on the side of a mountain in ████████, West Virginia. The portal itself leads to the same exact spot on SCP-5XXX-A.
9/2/1939 to 12/3/2019: Several years after Germany won World War II, an individual by the name of Jonathan Orange assassinated Adolf Hitler in his sleep. Mere hours later, he himself was assassinated by Rochus Misch, Adolf Hitler's bodyguard. After the news of Adolf Hitler's death breaks out, SCP-5XXX-A begins to descend into a dystopian society. Rochus Misch is temporarily crowned the leader of Germany, and thus so, all of SCP-5XXX-A. However, he quickly attempts to resign due to his inexperience. Due to the lack of a competent leader, SCP-5XXX-A enters the apocalypse, with every country at war with eachother. remnants of society show that this war was referred to as "The Kritischer Krieg".
On 11/29/1961, Ruxs (Previously known as Russia) began work on the Große Bombe, a giant thermonuclear bomb planned to have a blast yield of 100 million Megatons, similar to the blast yield of the Chicxulub Asteroid. Despite the Kritischer Krieg still going strong, Ruxs was hard at work developing the Große Bombe. Several tests of significantly smaller nuclear bombs were done on australia and japan. After nearly 60 years of development, the Große Bombe was detonated over Amerika (Previously known as the USA), completely obliterating the continent. The blast force was enough to wipe out all large animals outside of Amerika, including all humans.
12/4/2019 to present: SCP-5XXX-A post-Große Bombe is similar to the world after the Chicxulub Asteroid Impact. All organisms remaining are small, mostly fossorial, deep-oceanic, extremophiles, and SCP-5XXX-C [See next paragraph]. remaining signs of humanity are ruins of constructs blown up by the blast-force of Große Bombe, a severely-crippled internet, and rotted corpses.
Item #: SCP-5562
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: If SCP-5562 is to manifest in any location, several MTF members are to administer Class-C Amnestics to all individuals within 5 meters of SCP-5562. All MTF members currently handling SCP-5562 are to think positive thoughts about dogs while administering the amnestics.
Description: SCP-5562 is a spontaneously manifesting entity resembling a tall, skinny canine. SCP-5562 sports a set of long, sharp teeth, molten-grey fur, and lack of fat. The anomalous dog’s jaw is capable of opening up double the normal limit for most canine species.
SCP-5562 will only manifest in an area where the majority of individuals within a 5-meter radius are currently having negative thoughts about dogs, excluding SCP-5562 itself. When it manifests, it will attempt to pin down and violently maul all individuals previously having negative thoughts about dogs. When all individuals that meet SCP-5562’s manifestation criteria have been killed, or when all alive individuals think positive thoughts about dogs or forget about them completely, SCP-5562 will instantly demanifest.
SCP-5562 is docile and friendly to blind individuals, no matter if they are thinking negative thoughts of dogs or not. When questioned, these individuals believe that SCP-5562 is their 6-year old pet dog named Baxter. However, after demanifestation, these individuals deny any claim of owning the animal, or even knowing it existed at all.
SCP-5562’s first manifestation occurred some time 15,000 years ago in Europe, around the time of the first domesticated dog. However, SCP-5562 manifestations came to a halt 12,500 years ago. The appearances have resumed since then.
NOTE: This document is for level 5 clearance and above ONLY.
Item #: SCP-5000-Ω
Object Class: Apollyon
Special Containment Procedures: In the event of SCP-5000-Ω occuring, all reproduction is to be prohibited and punishable by death. All individuals across the globe, including SCP staff, are to be stationed under indefinite lockdown until the event is over. Everyone is to be under lockdown inside a house with no visible openings outside and minimal electricity use. Any individuals breaking these rules are to be terminated on sight. If SCP-5000-Ω-C instances are seen, all individuals are to close their eyes and point their head down to the ground until the instance demanifests. In order to warn everyone, All broadcasts are to be replaced with BROADCAST-APOLLYON-Ω on loop for 15 minutes before turning off.
Upon termination of SCP-5000-Ω, all living individuals on earth outside of the foundation are to recieve Class-C amnestics.
Description: SCP-5000-Ω is a pataphysical, globally devestating event involving a fatal error in the simulation. SCP-5000-Ω occurs in phases. Phase A occurs as soon as SCP-5000-Ω occurs. Phase B occurs 24 hours later, followed by phase C, 3 days later. Lastly comes phase D, 5 days after phase C.
Phase A phenomena include SCP-5000-Ω-A1, a phenomena causing periodic difficulty of consciousness, SCP-5000-Ω-A2, small spheres of visual, audible, and physical "glitchiness" approximately 1 foot tall, wide, and long, and SCP-5000-Ω-A3, a mysterious, grey toxic mist that manifests everywhere except for inside of constructs. SCP-5000-Ω-A1 is anomalous in the way that it has no discernable cause. Instances of SCP-5000-Ω-A2 cause severe pain similar to a bite from a Giant Water Bug when interacted with. they will spontaneously demanifest 15 minutes after manifesting. SCP-5000-Ω-A3 is toxic enough to kill after 15 minutes of raw exposure, and its effects are irreversible until SCP-5000-Ω is fixed. Phase B phenomena include SCP-5000-Ω-B1, periodic slowness of reaction times, and SCP-5000-Ω-B2, random changes in gravity. SCP-5000-Ω-B1 is similar to a side-effect of a poor internet in online interactions, known as "Lag". SCP-5000-Ω-B2 is entirely anomalous and impossible to pinpoint the origin of, and has been deemed extremely dangerous, as it can cause individuals to fly away from the earth.
Phase C introduces SCP-5000-Ω-C. Instances designated SCP-5000-Ω-C are auto-generating humanoid entities. since SCP-5000-Ω-C dont have the usual 9 months to generate, they are auto-created in a rush, resulting in multiple otherworldly issues. the features of the instances appear similar to errors in an auto-generating software on the domain "ThisPersonDoesNotExist.com", suggesting that SCP-5000-Ω-C are generated using a similar, pataphysical technology.
SCP-5000-Ω-C are unusually agressive, probably due to an unpatched matrix bug originating along with the SCP-5000-Ω error itself. they act similar to rabid gorillas, moving in a similar manner and never docile. SCP-5000-Ω-C move jankily and are capable of broken speech through "glitchy" voices. The only way to avoid activating SCP-5000-Ω-C is to not observe it and look directly down at the ground. eventually, the instance will demanifest.
Phase D brings the most dangerous phenomena, SCP-5000-Ω-D1. SCP-5000-Ω-D1 involves a slow-spreading 2-dimensionalization of the universe, coming at 2 meters per second in the direction of the sun. Observing SCP-5000-Ω-D1 is impossible, as it is not 3-dimensional, and getting close enough to investigate will cause iminent 1-dimensionalization, and thus, death. SCP-5000-Ω-D1's origin point is an indefinite point located near jupiter.
Termination of a SCP-5000-Ω event is out of any physical entity's hands, and is up to SCP-5000-Ψ to terminate. Termination will result in returning to the very instant before SCP-5000-Ω occured.
Incident Ω1 - ██/██/19██
Approx 24 hours after SCP-5000-Ψ1 introduced what we now refer to as BROADCAST-APOLLYON-Ω, SCP-5000-Ω occured for the first time. 100 deaths occured as a result of SCP-5000-Ω-A2, and after Phase C initiated, ██████████ ██████████████████████████████ ████████████████████. SCP-5000-Ω was later terminated by pataphysical entities, resulting in the immediate reversion of time to the instant before SCP-5000-Ω originally occured.
Incident Ω2 - ██/██/20██
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NOTE: This document is for level 5 clearance and above ONLY.
Item #: SCP-5000-Ψ
Class: Numen
Special Containment Procedures: It is impossible to contain a pataphysical entity/deity.
Description: SCP-5000-Ψ is the name designated to a pataphysical, high-tec civilization that live outside of the simulation. Nearly all information about SCP-5000-Ψ is unknown. Individual SCP-5000-Ψ instances appear similar to homosapiens of our simulation, except they are taller, longer-limbed, extremely long-haired, and pinkish red-toned.
Initial contact with SCP-5000-Ψ occured on ██/█/████, where large, anomolous glowing text [deemed SCP-5000-Ψ1] appeared in the exosphere directly above ████, Russia. Text appeared to be hued a neon-blue, and read a simple first-contact message, detailing that we are in a simulation and that they are our creators, and that ████████. It continued to describe how ████████████████████████████████████████████. After contact, mass Class-A amnestics were administered to all living individuals outside the O5 Council. Long searches by all trained foundation members deduced that the initial contact could not have been a hoax.
SCP-5000-Ψ1 cannot be interracted with physically, and is holographic in nature. However, it has no obvious projection point.
After multiple attempts to get back to SCP-5000-Ψ, A second contact was made on █,█,████ in the same location. However, this time, Foundation had set up a ████████ in the location in order to communicate with SCP-5000-Ψ. Back-and-forth communication proved successful. After simple and obvious questions, SCP-5000-Ψ1 began to detail how our simulation is similar and modelled after the pataphysical universe. It was discovered that SCP-5000-Ψ's reality [designated SCP-5000-Π] physics, math, and science were all majorly the same. Before communication ended, SCP-5000-Ψ1 noted that multiple photos of SCP-5000-Π and SCP-5000-Ψ would be displayed at ██ PM Greenwich Mean Time.
That night, several photos were displayed directly above the same location. The photos are as follows:
1. A photo of an earth-like planet taken similarly to our simulation's "Blue Marble", with purple water and 2 continents visible. 2 possible moon-like structures can be seen far out.
2. The first recieved photo of 2 instances of SCP-5000-Ψ.
3. Another photo of multiple SCP-5000-Ψ instances infront of what appears to be some sort of pataphysical computer, possibly the device holding our simulation.
4. A mammilian-like creature, similar to ████.
5. A cave. Appears to be filled with unusual, crystalline structures.
6. A ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
After photos were done being displayed, Class-A amnestics were administered to all living individuals outside the O5 Council.
Several unimportant and undisclosed interractions occured in the weeks following, giving the foundation a better understanding of the simulated universe. after each, Class-A amnestics were administered to all living individuals oustide the O5 Council.
Relating to SCP-5000-Ω: Two hours before the first SCP-5000-Ω occured, SCP-5000-Ψ1 spontaneously manifested once more, and described that there was a "critical error" in the simulation code. Individuals were told to prepare for the coming rapture and to "take refuge in buildings [SCP-5000-Ω-A3], look down, and keep your eyes closed [SCP-5000-Ω-C]". Due to the nature of SCP-5000-Ψ1, The warning was taken seriously, and the message was spread by the foundation to all available technology [Now named BROADCAST-APOLLYON-Ω]. 7 days after SCP-5000-Ω's initial manifestation, it was terminated by SCP-5000-Ψ1, returning time to the instant before SCP-5000-Ω manifested. Said event designated SCP-5000-Ω has occured twice since the initial incident. Each time SCP-5000-Ω has manifested, it has been terminated in the same way.
Item #: SCP-6XXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Impossible and Irellevant.
Description: SCP-6XXX is a metaphysical state subjects can enter while in deep sleep. SCP-6XXX causes a sudden awakening of consciousness, but not of muscle. Subjects will be unable to move any muscles except for miniscule oscillations of the neck, eyes and fingers. there are several methods of exiting SCP-6XXX, including; rapidly moving muscles as much as possible, humming, and making your heart beat faster. Entering SCP-6XXX causes subjects' consciousness to enter a higher dimension that, while is nearly identical to ours, allows them to view metaphysical entities, designated SCP-6XXX-A. SCP-6XXX can be prevented by keeping a visual or audio stimulus, such as radio or television, active during sleep.
SCP-6XXX-A designates an entity in the form of a shape-shifting shadow. the entity only exists in the aformentioned higher dimension only accessible via SCP-6XXX. instances of SCP-6XXX-A often linger around unconscious subjects, which is why they are often encountered after entering SCP-6XXX. SCP-6XXX-A shapeshifts based on the fears of the subject nearest to it, most commonly taking the form of a male humanoid figure wearing a worn-out fedora. SCP-6XXX-A tend to play with their subjects. Some instances of 6XXX-A simply stare at the subject until they exit the higher dimension. Others will slowly close in on the individual, stretching it out until the subject leaves the higher dimension. Other common forms of SCP-6XXX-A include; A pair of eyes, multiple long arms reaching out of a dark corner, a young girl, a corpse, shifting walls.
SCP-6XXX-B refers to a sensation that only exists in the higher dimension of fingers brushing up against the front or back of the neck. Despite there being no obvious cause of the sensation, SCP-6XXX-B still occurs. The feeling often occurs if an instance of the aformentioned entity is not currently present. SCP-6XXX-B often leads to passing out and/or intense panic attacks, resulting in the departure of SCP-6XXX. the sensation of SCP-6XXX-B can often linger for hours after the higher dimension is left.
SCP-6XXX can rarely inflict sleep deprevation in a similar manner to SCP-966. However, unlike the aformentioned SCP, SCP-6XXX cannot do any direct harm to the subject, nor can SCP-6XXX-A or B. Exposure to SCP-2245 has proven highly effective at diminishing the higher dimension's negative effects. SCP-6XXX is also a gateway for multiple sleep-related SCPs, such as SCP-4423 and SCP-072, to manifest.
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