Sans described as an SCP

Item #: SCP-3267145 - Bad Time Skeleton

Object Class: Euclid / Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3267145 Cannot be contained, but he mostly stays inside of his chamber, and sometimes roams inside and out of the facility.

Description: SCP-3267145 Is what appears to be a skeleton wearing a Blue Jacket and Black Shorts, followed by a pair of pink slippers. We've tried questioning it after discovering it's ability to talk, but it won't tell us anything. When we questioned it further, it started getting mad. When the Security Department raised it's weapons, it's left eye went blank, and it's right eye turned blue. He summoned a skeletal head, known as a "Gaster Blaster", which can blast out what appears to be a beam of energy, killing everyone in the room. We noticed he had taken a Level 5 Keycard from one of the scientists, but every attempt to try and get it back resulted in a death of a Class D, or the skeleton teleporting away.

We have recently discovered it was sneaking out of the facility and visiting places. When we told him not to do that, things just got worse. People have been seeing him beside their fridge, but strangely, all that was missing was their ketchup. When we went to his containment chamber, we found him drinking it. We came to the conclusion that he likes ketchup, so we take some to him when he asks, or at meal times.

After questioning him further, we found out his name was Sans and he knew he was a monster. He was surprised when we told him about the other SCPs, but he wanted to help us. We recently used him as a test to terminate SCP 682 and 096. Both tests were unsuccessful, but it was surprisingly the closest we've gotten. We came to an agreement that Sans would help them as long as he chose the SCP Number he had and his SCP Name.

His attacking method is to shoot bones at the opponent, use his "Gaster Blasters" or slam them against the wall with Telekinesis. He appears to be slow, but he dodges quick. He seems to get more powerful when he kills someone. We did a DNA Test upon his arrival, and when we reviewed the "Before" and "After" results, Sans could be easily killed when he didn't kill anyone. Now he appears to be harder to kill than SCP-682 because of his Dodging skills and his high amount of what he calls "HP" which appears to stand for "Health Points"

Discovery: SCP-3267145 had mysteriously teleported into SCP-682's Chamber. SCP-682 Attempted to terminate SCP-3267145, but he appears to have telekinesis, and he held SCP-682 back. 15 Minutes after that, Dr. [REDACTED] came into the room with 3 Class D Subjects, and he willfully came with him out of the chamber, presumably to get away from SCP-682

Further Information: Sans has told us a bit about where he came from. He told us the reason he got stronger is because of the "EXP" he got when he killed the people in the interrogation room, which stands for "Execution Points". He told us it increases his "LOVE" which means "Level of Violence". We couldn't get anything else out of him, and when he tried, he killed the person who was questioning him.