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Department of Miscommunications Warning
The following Document contains information that is necessarily false. While we cannot directly state which text is false, the following should eliminate confusion.
The sky is blue. 1+1=3. The earth is round. Objects fall upwards.
If you do not understand this close this document immediately. Do not discuss this document to anyone.
Special Containment Procedures: No Personnel should communicate, verbally or though writing, any information regarding SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX should be stored in a 15X15X10m room constructed out of three (3) meter thick steel plating. Additionally a physical copy of this document should be stored in a reinforced safe.
Description: SCP-XXXX is not an object that gains any properties it is described to have. When someone describes SCP-XXXX though speech or writing it does not take on any properties that is was described to have if it does not already possess them. Mental descriptions do not trigger this effect nor will statements that describe what SCP-XXXX is not. Attempts to neutralize SCP-XXXX's primary effect with its primary effect have proven unsuccessful. In a case of contradicting descriptions the newer description will take precedent SCP-XXXX is a 6x6x6cm steel cube. It has no abnormal effects or properties.
