Item #: SCP-4827
Object Class: Safe Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4827-1 is to be kept in Administrator ████████████’s office in a locked tungsten-alloy safe. The code to the safe is only known to the current administrator.
Two (2) MTF guards that work directly under the administrator are to watch the safe at all times. If there is any breach the guards are ordered to stand by the safe and have the authority to shoot anyone who enters the room without special permission from the administrator.
No liquids are allowed in the room during use under any circumstances.
SCP-4827-3 is to be locked in a standard safe-class storage locker. All requests for testing must be approved by at least two (2) level four (4) security level personnel. All personnel using SCP-4827-3 must be accompanied by at least one (1) level four personnel and two (2) guards. SCP-4827-3 is not allowed to go anywhere near liquid metals and alloys.
Description: SCP-4827-1 is a painting from Administrator ██████'s son that depicts a city in an LK-class-local-crisis scenario and what appears to be SCP-682 in the background. On the back of the painting it is written in blood 'Good Luck At Work'.
SCP-4827-1 is capable of granting any financial wishes of the current administrator. SCP-4827-1 is activated by [REDACTED]. One (1) day after [REDACTED] the money that was requested will appear inside an instance of SCP-4827-2 which will disappear after all the money is taken from it.
SCP-4827-2 is a golden laced velvet bag that can range in any size depending on how much money was asked for.
SCP-4827-3 was created after 'Incident Log-4827-C'. It is the remains of an MTF that was stationed to guard SCP-4827-1. SCP-4827-3 is a two (2) litre bucket of liquid gold that is unable to solidify or become gaseous.
Initial Recovery Log-4827: SCP-4827-1 was discovered on ██/██/19██ at the late Administrator
███████'s house in ██████, TX. ███████'s son was found dead because of [REDACTED]. The late administrator kept the painting and hung it in his office to remember his son's passing.
Addendum-4827-A: SCP-4827-1's anomalous properties were discovered when the Foundation was in financial instability and the late administrator [REDACTED] the painting. One (1) day later SCP-4827-2 appeared along with $2 000 000 CAD.
Addendum-4872-B: SCP-4827-1 anomalous properties are used to solve the Foundation's financial crisis and fund all future projects.
Addendum-4827-C: After ‘Incident Log-4827-B’ the back side of SCP-4827-1 is discovered. ‘Good Luck At Work’ is written on the back in the current administrator’s blood. Administrator
████████████ has no knowledge of writing on the back of SCP-4827-1. It is assumed that the blood will change with every new administrator.
Addendum-4827-D: 24 hours after the removal of the golden bones (see 'Autopsy Report-4927-A') melted into a liquid state while being stored in a freezer at -100°C. The gold is now in a permanent liquid state and all attempts to solidify it have failed. The gold is now classified as SCP-4827-3
Incident Log-4827-A: Foundation personnel discover SCP-4827-1 and try to use it for themselves. They were all caught and were demoted to D-Class personnel.
Incident Log-4827-B: Administrator ███████ is killed during a nuclear attack by the 'Chaos Insurgency' including many other high class personnel. SCP-4827-1's frame is damaged causing an LK-class-local-crisis scenario. Money was sprouting from the ground around the Foundation causing a mini stock market crash. Event stopped once the frame was removed from SCP-4827-1. Containment Procedures were established to prevent another anomalous event from occurring.
Reclassification to Euclid Pending
Reclassification to Euclid Accepted
Incident Log-4827-C: While SCP-4827-1 was being used, one (1) of the guards stationed to guard it spilt water on SCP-4827-1 causing the guard to scream in agony until he fainted (see 'Autopsy Report-4927-A'). Guard was immediately terminated and replaced. Containment Procedures updated.
Reclassification to Keter Pending
Reclassification to Keter Denied
Autopsy Report-4827-A: Subject's bones were turned into 24 karat gold. Removal of the 'bones' caused the body to disintegrate into ash. The ash is non-anomalous Carbon-13, no Containment Procedures required. All other elements that are usually found in the human body are not present.
Test Log-4827-A: SCP-4827-3 is submerged in liquid nitrogen.
Result: SCP-4827-3 is still in a liquid state.
Test Log-4827-B: SCP-4827-3 is put in absolute zero temperatures.
Result: SCP-4827-3 is still in liquid state.
Test Log-4827-C: SCP-4827-3 is melted together with mercury.
Result: The mercury was [REDACTED]. Future testing of alloy creation is prohibited.
Test Log-4827-D: SCP-4827-3 is heated to 2 970°C.
Result: SCP-4827-3 shows no effect of boiling or becoming gaseous.
Test Log-4827-E: SCP-4827-3 is implanted into D-Class 9939's humerus cavity.
Result: SCP-4827-3 is still in a liquid form and does not flow into the subject's blood stream or tissue. D-Class 9939 dies during recovery because of blood loss.
Test Log-4827-G: SCP-4827-3 recreation.
Results: Researcher ████ is demoted and is no longer allowed to work on the SCP-4827-3 case.






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