SkittleBunnies

I don't know what I'm doing. I'm confused about where to start and haven't written in years. I have a painful, chronic case of writers block and can't seem to break free. I'm doing this as a steam of consciousness exercise, hoping that eventually my ramblings will produce something worthwhile. I'm stuck. I'm scared of failure, of failing, of even trying because I might fail. And in failing to try, I ironically force myself into a position where I have ALREADY FAILED! What type of madness is that?!?! Pure ^insanity I uses to be talented. I was a good writer. I swear! But it's gone. L^oooooong gone
I tried setting up tabs in this sandbox like I'm supposed to, but I guess I'm code-challenged, so my "tabs" will be separated by bullet points
×I got up the guts to post an entry on "anomalous items", and it felt really good to see it on the actual site. Made me snicker😁 It was about a standard breakroom chair that shoots back 5 feet when someone's buttocks are 3 inches from the seat. Stupid? definitely Rewarding? ^YES
×A messy ^{stream of consciousness} list of ideas:
- A "parental guidance/explicit" labeled CD that causes listeners vocabulary to be censored
- A swing that forces person playing to relive worst childhood nightmare/experience
- Pillow that makes nightmares true
- A line created by a GOI named ___
- Only works on parents/parent/guardian of a child/children under the agree of 7
done correctly, the pillow idea could be cool. If done incorrectly, it will be cliche and unimaginative!