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Item #: SCP - XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: The entity is to be kept in a place typical for safe, special items within Site - 19. It is recommended that, for some good reason, multiple items for improving scent be put nearby to refine the smell of some other thing that involves this entity. All mortals that look into the entity must not, as they are not worthy, communicate or log it directly, or using words that may cause others to see this thing as negative. Files that contain audio involving this entity must have their speakers connected to an external input/export drive, leading to the Site-19 waste disposal system.
Description: This entity is a large pile of excretion from a species of livestock commonly known to allow for mass manufacturing of beef and dairy products. When spoken of using head on words, then something happens involving this pile of excretion that, depending on the person, is always good. When the mouth is used to address, some number between 0.9 and 1.1 of a metric unit beginning in "g" and ending in "ms" will appear within said mortal's mouth. When using written language, whatever the material the text is made of will become a pile of excretion once put on some sort of object. When using something with a glass screen and multiple wires in it that allow for storage of knowhow, the thing that lets the knowhow be reviewed by the human eye will instantly be erased and get out of the nearest USB or Disc drive.
Audio Log: SCP - XXXX - 01
