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An Underwood Portable Typewriter 3 (circa 1919-1929)
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained onsite in an enlarged humanoid containment chamber built around it on Storage Site-124. Any paper generated by SCP-XXXX is to be reviewed once every 2 weeks. One researcher is to interview with SCP-XXXX-1 regarding any excerpts of interest.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a human skeleton seated on a wooden picnic bench. On the bench rests an Underwood 3 Standard Portable Typewriter (matching with typewriters manufactured by the Underwood Typewriter Company from 1919 to 1929), whose anomalous property is the means of generating a seemingly infinite supply of uncoated paper when SCP-XXXX-1 interacts with the object.
The skeleton (designated as SCP-XXXX-1) is a semiautonomous sapient being capable of seeing and hearing individuals in spite of its lack of organs or organic material apart from hollowed bone. The only movement made by SCP-XXXX-1 is from its arms and fingers, and only the act of typing has ever been observed. The bench, the typewriter and SCP-XXXX-1 are all immobile; no attempts have succeeded in moving any parts of SCP-XXXX or otherwise damaging it. SCP-XXXX is fixed to its point on earth permanently though these anomalous means.
SCP-XXXX-1 claims they were formerly Timothy Watkins, an English man who immigrated to Canada in 1924 and went missing in 1937 at the age of 30. Further investigation is required to confirm this.
SCP-XXXX-1 has repeatedly shown knowledge of events which happened millions of years before its original corporeal existence. The entity has also shown knowledge of events that are theorized to be in the near or distant future. Currently, it is not known how this information manifests in SCP-XXXX-1, as the predictions are delivered through the passages of a novel (designated as SCP-XXXX-4) that SCP-XXXX-1 writes daily. The 4000-page series of chapters allude to the aforementioned predictions with varying degrees of accuracy.
Addendum SCP-XXXX-B9:
On 06/08/2018, the following excerpt was taken from SCP-XXXX-1's writings.
When her eyes met his, she felt her heart soar above the clouds. As she soared through the air she felt as if nobody could see the sky the way she could. The great expanse of purple was laid out before her, and a light protruding from the ground emanated the sweetest sounds. When she was around Tim, her worries would clear away as the clouds did on that fateful day. Truly, it was a time of love.
The excerpt is believed to relate to an incident that happened one day after the initial writing. On the Niagara Escarpment at 06/09/2018 6:00 pm, members of the GOI-████ were found to be engaging in a process that led to a temporary CK-Class Reality Restructuring event. However, the completion of the said process was halted after an MTF squadron posted at Site-124 at the time intervened.
An interview with SCP-XXXX was subsequently conducted:
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Object Class: Safe Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-4584 was destroyed during Incident-4584-1R, it is considered to be neutralized.
Description: SCP-4584 is an H. N. White King-branded trombone composed of brass and silver, consistent with those manufactured from 1912-1916 by the H. N. White Company.
SCP-4584's unique properties manifest when any mass (aside from human saliva) enters the entity from its 'bell' or mouthpiece side. If the mouthpiece of SCP-4584 is blown into by a human being, SCP-4584 will expel different materials varying in both speed and composition. Currently, the materials expelled seem to follow patterns depending on the input SCP-4584 receives, usually resulting in a spherical object which closely relates to the input. Most outputs are non-anomalous in structure, only processing anomalously high speeds when being expelled.
SCP-4584 may also be used non-anomalously as a regular trombone if the only input is human saliva.
Initial Discovery: SCP-4584 was found during an anomalous musical concert in ████████ County, ███████ that was disrupted by MTF Eta-11 ("Savage Beasts"). The original case SCP-4584 was found with included a small letter, describing the anomaly. The letter, presumed to be written by the manufacturer, labelled SCP-4584 as “A weapon that surpasses its use as art or war. Not to be used by the inexperienced, for their safety.”
Testing Log-4584:
| Inserted Mass | Expelled Object | Additional Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 200 mg of soap mixed in water | 20 mg of the same material, emitted through bubbles | Initially discovered when attempting to clean the interior of SCP-4584. |
| 1 kg of wool | 3 kg of coloured yarn string, spooled into a ball | First instance of a complete change in colour and arrangement. |
| 5 kgs of brass | A standard 4-key french horn made of brass and nickel silver | First instance of an object being expelled with additional materials. |
| 5 kgs of gunpowder | A 400 kg cast-iron cannonball | Object expelled not only shot at a significantly higher velocity but was considerably warmer as well. |
| A 4x4 cm piece of glass | A 20 kg glass ball | Object immediately shattered on the floor when expelled. Purple dust was observed to escape the gas before disappearing. Researcher █████ exhibited a decrease in memory recollection after the test of a short period of time. |
| A packet of pumpkin seeds and an estimated 3 kgs of granulated sugar | SCP-4584-1 (see Incident Report 4584-1R) | Testing postponed indefinitely. See Incident Report 4584-1E for details. |
Incident Report 4584-1R:
On 11/11/2016, Researcher █████ requested testing access to SCP-4584. The request was accepted, though they failed to notify staff of the contents of their lunch that day. As █████ was in good standing within the Foundation, it is believed that they had simply misremembered what they had consumed that day. Researcher █████ had ingested a particularly high-sugar drink that day, forgetting to wash their mouth. Summarily, when SCP-4584 was blown into during the test, a small anomalous paper card became the output (henceforth designated as SCP-4584-1). The card proceeded to anomalously explode sometime later, killing Researcher █████ and destroying SCP-4584. The explosion is believed to have been triggered by a trigger word, presumably the ending phrase on SCP-4584-1. The only writing that is known to be on SCP-4584-1 was spoken aloud by █████ moments before detonation. It is transcribed below.
You have forgotten to ensure that the instrument has been properly handled. Your contract with that ensured the instrument had been in good hands has been terminated due to your failure to abide by the instructions outlined in your provided manual. If you have a warranty, please contact us at our main offices in ███████.
- Happy Remembrance Day, Syncope Symphony
