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Item #: SCP-5000
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5000 is located at Site-17, where it is to be kept in a 10 x 10 normally furnished bedroom cell with an attached bathroom. The specimen is very restless in nature so it’s allowed to roam the lower floors but not interact with others. Authorization for installing a systematic machine on the back of its neck to record its physical and emotional contact requirement levels to stay sane, as they are unpredictable otherwise, approved and put into place. The device should not be touched in anyway unless permission is granted. Otherwise, anyone attempting to touch it after being warned will be temporarily revoked access to SCP-5000.
SCP-5000 also has access to a computer, as it has been observed to be beneficial towards its mental health. It’s been reported during an interview that it feels “guilty” for feeding on the entrails of D-Class assigned to it, even if they were criminals on death row. It seems very forgiving, especially towards those it deems deserving of a second chance and for that, it’s been agreed upon that SCP-5000 is very tranquil, if not somewhat anxious and can be trusted, as through vigorous testing has shown it has no malice intents. But, it is still classified as Euclid as it is still sentient and unpredictable and prone to get wildly frustrated at staff. Once, enough to the point of destruction.
Description: SCP-5000 is a Caucasian male of average size, weighing in at 190 pounds, its height 7’11. It’s hair is black and the bangs cover its eyes, the rest being tied in a medium-length, ponytail by a pink ribbon of undisclosed origin. It was retrieved as a baby on November 11th, 19██ at ██████████ Hospital in Room ███ when an agent was tracking down SCP-5001, a scalpel that gives feeling to anything depending on the wielder’s emotions at that very moment. Its name on the birth certificate was Lucas Flanders. It prefers to be called by this.
The most anamolous physical attribute of the specimen is having a mouth in place of a stomach. It’s main food source is human flesh. The way it feeds is by kissing its victim to release █████████ through the saliva making he or she fall in love. Once they are and willing to mate, slowly over the session, the mouth, using its teeth, latches on the person’s stomach and immediately numbs it by producing its own natural anesthetic similar to ones used in surgeries. D-Class are often brought in to tame its urges. This, after some time, results in SCP-5000 feeling guilty even though during numerous interviews it’s already been told that those people were criminals.
It’s mouth acts much to that of a human’s; the teeth decay when it’s eaten enough meat. They turn yellow, develop puss between the gum line and start to release a fowl stench depending on the blood type of the subject, there were distinct differences between all blood types. The following is the list made by several researchers of the all the scents recorded:
• O+: Broccoli and body odors
• O-: Burnt flesh and cigarette smoke
• A+: Compost and skunk’s spray
• A-: Dead fish and gasoline
• B+: Wet dog and raw sewage
• B-: Onions and Limburger cheese
• AB+: Rotten eggs and cooked cauliflower
• AB-: Plant fertilizer and horse manure
It is mandatory for SCP-5000 to be seen by its personal doctor, Dr Awemazement, once a week to check on the mouth’s condition to prevent the stench from reaching hazardous levels of deadly. It also has a mind of its own, taking upon a parent role, as it protects SCP-5000 from ingesting anything dangerous, acting like a body guard when a threat comes about by blanketing it in an indestructible siliva-like substance, and add to the tongue having sharp reflexes faster than anything on Earth and most SCPs are vulnerable. When the mouth looses a tooth, it will temporarily cease action to grow a new one. This takes up to an hour to complete.
Also, if SCP-5000 is exposed to its allergens such as a cat, the mouth will make a groaning noise and the lips will bloat tremendously and it spits out whatever it had eaten last. It’s tongue goes black and dries up. SCP-5000 is also effected, by coughing up blood, skin becoming red and tender like a sunburn and it’s cognitive sensory functions malfunction, making him temporarily disabled. If the allergen is removed immediately such as a ██████ after, he will revert to being completely normal again. If it’s not, say, a ██████, it may become permanent.
Addendum:
Interviewed: SCP-5000
Interviewer: Dr ██████
Foreword: This is an interview regarding the initial placing of SCP-5000’s machine.
<Begin Log>
Dr ██████: Hello, Lucas. How’re you?
Lucas: I’m… I’m well, thanks. You?
Dr ██████: As well. So, do you know why you’re here?
Lucas: O-oh, well…. yeah… yeah, kinda. Is it about what I think it’s about?
Dr ██████: It… (She glides her hands under the stapled papers on the table, taking it gently and examining every printed word with precision) is. Several other incidents as well.
Lucas: Oh… (Lucas’s eyes lost their shine altogether and he frowned at the memories that resurfaced and stuck around in his vacant mind like driftwood as the scientist continued to flip through them. Once the point was across, she stopped and looked up, awaiting a response) That’s… oh my. How many reports are there?
Dr ██████: Well, that I cannot say. What I can say however is we’ll have to take drastic measures in order to keep you and the rest of the facility safe.
Lucas: I… I… understand.
Dr ██████: We promise, you will be under. You won’t feel a thing. We will put it somewhere where it won’t inconvenient you either.
