The Candy Man

The “Candy Man”

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in an anomalous object containment cell in Site 88 Specialised Humanoid Containment Cell-XXXX in Site 88.

Light security is sufficient No personnel are allowed on the premises of Cell-XXXX without the permission of Dr. Foster, Amanda Malkin, or Dr. Morse. Violators will be severely punished and transferred. All entrances to Cell-XXXX are to be pressure locked. Absolutely no ventilation should be attached to Cell-XXXX. Weekly inspections by Dr. Morse should be held to judge the integrity of the walls. Any punctures made to the walls should be sealed immediately and Procedure XXXX should be conducted. If Procedure XXXX is successful, no further action is necessary. If unsuccessful, containment breach protocol should ensue.

Procedure XXXX entails giving a D-class subject an instance of SCP-XXXX-B for consumption. Lights in Cell XXXX are dimmed, and if the subject is deceased after 24-hours, the procedure is a success. If the subject survives, the procedure is a failure.

Specialised diet consists of live quadrupeds raw meat. Cell-XXXX shall be equipped with an air lock system that will maintain the integrity of the cell during feeding.

All instances of SCP-XXXX-B shall be taken from SCP-XXXX-A by Lab Curator Hutchinson and taken to Lab 3 for examination for termination for storage until requested by Dr. Morse. Instances of SCP-XXXX-B shall be stored in Safe XXXX-B until full. Once full, older samples should be terminated by incineration and replaced with newly collected samples. Lab Curator Hutchinson, Dr. Morse, Amanda Malkin and Dr. Forester are the only ones allowed to know the combination to Safe XXXX-B. Retrieval of samples, stocking and documenting samples, and terminating old samples will be conducted expressly by Lab Curator Hutchinson. All other personnel are to leave Lab 3 during all processes regarding Safe XXXX-B until their conclusion.

IMPORTANT: Any personal, regardless of position, who is found to have consumed any instance of SCP-XXXX-B, is to be locked in Cell-XXXX, where they will be observed by Dr. Morse.

SCP-XXXX-A is to be polished and oiled occasionally. Along with inspecting Cell-XXXX, Dr. Morse will also conduct weekly inspections of SCP-XXXX-A to check for oxidization. All oxidation should be removed immediately to ensure the structural integrity of SCP-XXXX-A. To maintain experimental integrity, the glass of SCP-XXXX-A is also to remain polished as well.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a cast-iron candy machine with the inscription, “Guaranteed to Make You Smile!”. The price of the candy is known to be 50 cents, and The machine takes any kind of American coin.

Despite prior suspicions, there seems to be nothing anomalous about SCP-XXXX, though its denotation has remained the same.

Instances of SCP-XXXX-A resemble a wide assortment of name-brand candies. Some of the brands include [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]1. There seems to be no affiliation between SCP-XXXX and these companies. Instances of SCP-XXXX-A are completely edible and safe to digest, exhibiting no known side-effects or anomalous properties themselves. It is possible that they are generated by SCP-XXXX-B’s mist form, since it has been demonstrated that SCP-XXXX-B’s can spontaneously generate objects through its mist form, though no experiment has been conducted to prove this theory.

SCP-XXXX-B is an anomalous object capable of spontaneously generating instances of SCP-XXXX-A. Outside of spontaneous generation, anomalous properties are presently unknown.

SCP-XXXX-B is an anomalous humanoid residing inside around under in [RELATION TO OBJECT UNKNOWN] SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX-B is considered hostile to humans when they consume any instance of SCP-XXXX-A.

Addendum: Experiment C has been reclassified as Incident XXXX by order of the Ethics Committee. All Class-C Personal involved with Incident XXXX have been discharged or relocated.

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