SlightlyDecent(Living Legends Draft 1)

A picture of the Memorial for SCP-X as of 4/16/2020

Item #: SCP XXXX

Object Class: Neutralized (God Rest His Soul)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP X's ashes have been contained in a memorial, centrally located in Area 58. Security staff is to guard the entrance, only to deter any prohibited items from entering the memorial. Every living person is allowed to enter the memorial after the Security Staff have removed all possible items capable of damaging the memorial.

Prohibited Items

• Firearms
• Onions¹
• Melee Weaponry
• Metal Objects
• Limbs
• Overly Negative Thoughts
• Former Foundation Researcher Jackie McBrian

In the occasion that hostile attempts are made against the memorial, Mobile Strike Force Omega 10, "Right-Hand Men²" is to be deployed to Area 58 and use any means necessary to pacify the aggressor. MTF Omega 10's primary and ongoing purpose is to find and kill previous Foundation Researcher Jackie McBrian, the incarnation of Satan and killer of all that is good.

To preserve the memory of SCP-X, a Foundation Holiday known as "The Day of X Tears" has been established, in which remembrance, story sharing, and general grievance for SCP-X is to be held every year on August 22nd. May God rest his soul.

+ Special Containment Procedures 5/9/2018 (Original)

5/9/2012
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP X Is to be contained using standard humanoid containment procedures, with an exception being the presence of two Scranton Reality Anchors, which are to be powered at all times. No anomalous items are to be introduced into the cell, outside of testing purposes.

+ Special Containment Procedures 5/27/2018

5/9/2012
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP X Is to be contained using standard humanoid containment procedures, with an exception being the presence of two Scranton Reality Anchors, which are to be powered at all times. No anomalous items are to be introduced into the cell, outside of testing purposes. Because of good behavior and a genuine willingness to help the Foundation, SCP-X has been permitted one requested item or service, which is to be approved by Senior Researcher McBrian.

+ Special Containment Procedures 7/12/2018

7/12/2018
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP X Is to be contained using standard humanoid containment procedures, with an exception being the presence of two Scranton Reality Anchors, which are to be powered at all times. No anomalous items are to be introduced into the cell, outside of testing purposes. Because of good behavior and a genuine willingness to help the Foundation, SCP-X has been permitted one requested item or service, which is to be approved by Senior Researcher McBrian.

As of 7/12/2018, the Scranton Reality Anchors are no longer required and have been shown to cause great distress in SCP-X and have henceforth been removed. Notably, this motion was made against the wishes of Dr.McBrian, who was adamant that the Anchors remain used.

SCP X's weekly tennis tournament is to be permitted 100$ dollars in prize pool.

+ Special Containment Procedures 12/25/2018

12/25/2018
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: Due to his inarguable benefit to the Foundation and his exceedingly valuable ability, SCP-X has been promoted to an MTF Recruit, and now has complete independence within the foundation. This decision was nearly unanimous within Area 58's staff and was sanctioned by 05-6. The only member who voted against SCP X's promotion was Dr.McBrian, who likely still held on to the desire to control him. Dr.McBrian has been discharged from the study of SCP X and will be undergoing punitive measures to control his ego.

No, I don't hate him. It's not like he's done anything wrong, but aren't we being too lax with the treatment of X? We've never done this with anything else, so why in the world would we make an exception for a guy who is just… nice? And doesn't the fact that nothing anomalous affects him warrant further study before we release him out into the open? This isn't right. -Dr. McBrian on SCP X's promotion.

+ Special Containment Procedures 2/20/2019 (Previous)

12/25/2018
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures:: N/A
Addendum X-1: SCP X has been promoted to Leader of Mobile Task Force Omega 10, "Bulldozers", a group of specially-trained soldiers who combat extreme cognitohazardous, infohazardous, thaumic, and otherwise dangerous reality-bending entities. His prestigious actions while in training have made him the fastest-rising officer in Foundation history.

Why? Why do so many people trust him? Yeah, he's a charming guy, and yes, he hasn't done a single thing out of line, but not a SINGLE person thinks it's weird that an anomalous SCP is leading the charge on a battle against other anomalous SCPs? I was unsure before, but now I know something is up. I need to revisit my numbers… -An excerpt from Dr. McBrian muttering to himself in a restroom.

Description: SCP X was a beloved member of the Foundation, who is the model case for all humanoid SCPs. He quickly rose from normalcy into one of the most respected positions in the Foundation, and his legend is still respected and remembered at the Area 58 memorial.

Although his most notable traits are non-anomalous, SCP X does not feel the effects of any anomalous entity, and in some cases can "Cancel out" the anomalous properties of certain items. This ability has made him extremely valuable in military operations, and was a strong reason for his promotion to leader of Mobile Task Force Omega 10, "Bulldozers".

In respect to his unrivaled heroism and comradery, the following is a log of moments that mark his best traits in the field.

+SCP-668 Retrieval Log

The transcript below is from a containment breach in which SCP-668 was removed from storage and used to kill several Site-19 staff. Omega-10, "Bulldozers", were called in to capture the item and neutralize the wielder.
The team consists of SCP-X, denoted as Bulldozer 1, as well as Bulldozer 2, 3 and 4 who are his disciples team members, all with extremely high memetic fortitude.

Bulldozer 2: Command, this is X, we are ready for insertion.

Command: Understood. We have confirmation that SCP-668 is located in the East Wing. Do what you do best, X.

Bulldozer 1: You can count on us. Can I get a mic check from my favorite people?

Bulldozer 2: Bulldozer 2 ready for combat, sir.

Bulldozer 3: Bulldozer 3 ready!

Bulldozer 4: Bulldozer 4 ready. Thanks for leading us X!

Bulldozer 1: Haha, thanks 4, but remember not to call me that for now, no matter how much it's etched into your mind. Let's get moving!

Bulldozers move into the East Wing of site-19 enthusiastically, with Bulldozer 1 at point. Mic chatter has been removed for brevity.³ After approximately 15 minutes of searching later, a distant scream is picked up on the team's microphones.

Bulldozer 2: Hey, what was that?

Bulldozer 1: Sounds like someone who needs help. Let's move in. Command?

Command: You are clear to engage.

Bulldozer 4: Shouldn't we assume a position before we charge in? What if he comes from behind or something-

Bulldozer 1: Someone's life is at risk, 4, and I'll be damned if someone dies on my watch while us four play strategy. We're trained to respond, so let's go!

Bulldozer 3: Wow… you're right. Were with you!

Bulldozer 2: Gotta love this guy's bravado!

Bulldozers get closer, with the number and volume of the screams steadily increasing. Eventually, they reach SCP-668 and its wielder, D-8222. Around him are 4 bloodied bodies, which appear to be ritualistically carved.

Bulldozer 1: Turn around and reveal yourself!

Bulldozer 3: Oh God…

Bulldozer 2: …Shit!

D-8222 turns to face Bulldozers, pointing the knife at them. His face is physically hurt from cut wounds, implicitly from 668.

D-8222: You guys like the knife?… It fits just too well into flesh… now I can do whatever I want! I'm practically invincible, and all I needed was a goddamn knife!

The team remains unresponsive for 14 seconds before D-8222 approaches them.
Bulldozer 4: I cant pull the trigger! What is this thing? What did we train for, anyway?

Bulldozer 2: Me neither… oh God, please…

Bulldozer 3: X! Save us!

To the surprise of everyone, including command, Bulldozer 1 appears immobilized by 668's effects. D-8222 continues his approach.

Bulldozer 1: You've got some nerve, killing those innocent people like that. You won't get away with it!

D-8222: Oh, and who's gonna stop me? You guys are frozen with fear, and so is anyone else who could try to stop me. I read the file, as long as you guys don't play with the heads of people I can't be beaten! I can hold my knife right in front of your face just like this and you couldn't do so much as blink! Lets CUT right to the chase, shall we?

D-8222 attempts to plunge the knife into Bulldozer 1's chest, but Bulldozer 1 effortlessly dodges and shoots 668 directly out of D-8222's hand. D-8222 falls in exasperation, as the rest of the team seems capable of moving once again.

D-8222: Wh- How did you m-manage to… NO! Who the hell are you that you can move like that! Was it broken or something?

Bulldozer 1: You think I was going to let you kill my squad mates or anyone else for that matter? You lost because I am immune to the effects of anomalous objects. I wasn't afraid of you or your pathetic knife for one second. Maybe you should've read MY file, and you would've turned yourself the moment you saw me.

Audible whimpering from D-8222 can be heard.

Bulldozer 4: I knew he had some trick up his sleeve!

Bulldozer 2: That's SCP-X for ya'!

Bulldozer 3: Alright, time to put this guy six feet under.

Bulldozer 1: And what would that make us, 3? We'd be the same as him, killing anyone we found deserving of it. were better than that. He'll live his life serving some time to some SCP that'll make him regret his choices, and maybe he'll live his life for the better because of it. We clear everyone?

The rest of the team and command rejoice and agree after hearing Bulldozer 1's uplifting and morally pure speech. D-8222 would go on to serve the Foundation well, and after his termination would credit the best days of his life to SCP-X. SCP-668 was turned into SCP-X since he could be trusted more than the previous faulty containment procedures. An honorary ceremony was hosted to celebrate the Bulldozers, and namely SCP-X for their infallible bravery and heroism.

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

Footnotes

1. He always hated them.

2. Previously known as "Bulldozers".

3. 70% of this time consisted of compliments, jokes, kind words, and laughs.