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Item #: SCP-4372
Object Class: Safe Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4372 is to be contained in a standard artifact containment coated in beryllium-bronze alloy. It is strictly forbidden for all and any thaumaturgical symbols to make contact with SCP-4372-1 or come inside of SCP-4372-2 at any times except for testing.
Description: SCP-4372 is a 15 14.9 cm long, 8 cm wide and 2.5 cm thick piece of wood, originally recovered in ██████, Texas in ██/██/1999. It has an unknown symbol engraved on one of the sides, designated SCP-4372-1. Whenever a thaumaturgical or ancient symbol comes into a spherical 2 meter area of influence (designated SCP-4372-2), SCP-4372 will produce variating anomalous effects described below. Test subjects classified as SCP-4372-X.
Addendum 4372-A: Test Logs:
Test 1 - Date ██/██/200█
Subjects: SCP-4372, stone tablet with Σ (sigma) symbol
Procedure: Stone tablet put into SCP-4372-2.
Results: SCP-4372 and the stone tablet started burning in pink fire and generating pink fog.
Analysis: After extinguishing and pink fog dissipating, SCP-4372 showed no changes nor burns. Σ symbol from stone tablet, now designated SCP-4372-3-A somehow erased. SCP-4372-3-A showing no damage whatsoever.
Test 2 - Date ██/██2003
Subject: SCP-4372, wooden tablet with Ω (omega) symbol
Procedure: Wooden tablet put into SCP-4372-2.
Results: SCP-4372-1 started generating a liquid form of [REDACTED]. Wooden tablet, now designated SCP-4372-3-B, starts burning in bright green fire. The liquid catches fire.
Analysis: This liquid form of [REDACTED] is, unlike the natural gaseous variant, highly flammable. After extinguishing, the Ω symbol is no longer present on SCP-4372-3-B.
Test 3 - Date ██/██/2003
Subject: SCP-4372, D-87418 (27 years old █████████ male) with a π (pi) symbol tattoo
Procedure: D-87418 brought into SCP-4372-2
Results: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Analysis: [DATA EXPUNGED]. D-87418 expired during test. Testing with human subjects strictly forbidden. Pending reclassification to Euclid. Test clasiffied as Incident-4372-A.
Test 4 - Date ██/██/2004
Subject: SCP-4372, wooden tablet (SCP-4372-3-C) with an Ω (omega) symbol, beryllium-bronze alloy casing for SCP-4372 (SCP-4372-4)
Procedure: SCP-4372 put into SCP-4372-4, SCP-4372-3-C brought near SCP-4372
Results: Nothing happened until SCP-4372 was removed from SCP-4372-4. After removal from SCP-4372, both SCP-4372 and SCP-4372-3-C behaved like in Test 2.
Analysis: Beryllium-bronze alloy is able to negate anomalous properties of SCP-4372. Object must be as of now contained in a chamber coated in said alloy.
Addendum 4372-B: SCP-4372 reclasifficated to Euclid following Incident-4372-A.
Addendum 4372-C: 8 cm long, 2.5 cm thick and 0.1 cm wide piece cut off from SCP-4372. Testing reveals SCP-4372 to be made of quercus robur1 and not having anomalous properties itself. It is thus revealed that only SCP-4372-1 posesses anomalous properties.
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Item #: SCP-YYYY
Object Class: Safe Afraid of Wet Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Object is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell on Site-███ and provided with filament twice a week. It is to be used as a normal 3D printer every two weeks. Following Incident I-YYYY-001, the object is not to be used and absolutely no filament shall be brought into a 20m radius of SCP-YYYY. It is afraid of wet, thus no wet shall come into its presence.
Description: SCP-YYYY is a 3D printer of unknown make and brand. When used to 3D print something, the objects printed (under the collective classification as SCP-YYYY-A) exhibit anomalous properties - All humans within a 10m radius cannot stop themselves from fidgeting with the printed object. The object also appears almost instantly and producing costs the printer no filament at all. Research into whether this is a faster technique of 3D printing or interdimensional transportation is ongoing. See Interrogation Log YYYY-B.
When wet any liquid which is not molten metal or plastic is brought near SCP-YYYY, it immediately prints itself legs and anomalously runs away, apparently without use of any filament and almost instantly.
Incident report I-YYYY-001: On ██/██/201█, wet filament was accidentally brought into SCP-YYYY's containment cell. The printer then proceeded to [DATA EXPUNGED] and caused █ fatalities and ██ major injuries. Object has been reclassified from "Safe" to "Euclid" and containment procedures have been updated.
Incident report I-YYYY-002: On ██/██/201█, a humanoid entity made of a human tissue-plastic compound suddenly manifested inside SCP-YYYY. Entity has been safely contained, interrogated and classified as SCP-YYYY-B.
Interrogation Log YYYY-B:
Dr. ██████: Hello, SCP-YYYY-B.
YYYY-B: Why do you keep calling me like that? I've already told you that you can call me Jeff.
Dr. ██████: Allright, SC-… uh, Jeff. I would like to ask you a few questions.
YYYY-B: Go on.
Dr. ██████: Where do you come from?
YYYY-B: A similar universe to this one. Except everything is free. Energy. Matter.
Dr. ██████: How do you mean that statement?
YYYY-B: The "3D Printers" in our universe, as you call them, are capable of producing anything, instantly.
Dr. ██████: How so?
YYYY-B: Abandoned universes. Everyone dead. We take already done items from there.
Dr. ██████: How did you get here?
YYYY-B: Malfunctioning printer. Instead of teleporting things to our universe, it teleported me here.
Dr. ██████: Do you have any idea how this 3D printer came here and why it is afraid of most liquids?
YYYY-B: That is simple. Yet another malfuncioning printer in our universe. The fact that it is afraid of liquids and its apparent sentience were probably caused by accidental merging of the object's software with an animal mind during inter-universal travel. Now, I have to return.
Dr. ██████: What? Wait STOP! Guards, restrain it!
SCP-YYYY-B proceeded to anomalously exit our universe using SCP-YYYY. It was later discovered that this travelling property is activated by an anomalous human tissue-plastic compound, of which a small sample was left behind. Research into this compound is currently pending approval.
This "3D printer" comes from another reality and has the capability of teleporting matter from other universes. I request permission to reverse-engineer this. - Dr. ██████
Denied. - Site Director ██████████
