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Week of December 15th:

Short quip about one of the articles posted that week. Does not have to specifically call out any article - the more obtuse the better!

SCPs

  • SCP-3925 ("Papers, please") - Paperwork can really pile up if you aren't on top of it. Glory to bureaucracy! Written by ModernMajorGeneralModernMajorGeneral.
  • SCP-3322 ("Sister Cities") - Ever wonder if you had a doppelganger? How about a doppelganger of your entire town? Written by ModernMajorGeneralModernMajorGeneral.
  • SCP-3234 ("Pure Grey Static") - SCP-3234 is an anomalous instance of a dissociative disorder that affects individuals with a highly negative sense of self, who desire to cease interactions with society. Written by Doctor SerkovDoctor Serkov.
  • SCP-3593 ("The Betrayal of the ORIA") - SCP-3593-1 is an emaciated figure who has been crucified onto a diagonal wooden cross. This cross is placed directly behind the entryway to the cave, close enough to allow communication from the outside. Written by TuftoTufto.
  • SCP-3343 ("Beelzebub") - Some of the the most important things can come in small packages. Written by daveyoufooldaveyoufool.
  • SCP-3335 ("The Hole in My Head Where My Mind Used to Be") - Remember those drug presentations from school? More people should have listened to them. Don't do SCP, not even once! Written by TheBillith does not match any existing user name.
  • SCP-3355 ("St. Nick") - In order to prevent awareness of the anomalous nature of SCP-3355, the Foundation is to maintain a non-profit front company called “St. Nick’s Workshop”, along with a website and television/radio ads promoting charitable giving during the holidays. Written by djkaktusdjkaktus.

Tales

  • The Price of Beauty - A creative approach is taken to help lose weight. A creepypasta written by Zachary MaxwellZachary Maxwell.
  • You Can't Win Them All - "Okay, let's start from the top. Tell us everything that happened, in order. Starting from the dispatch.". The fourth chapter in the Vend-a-Friend series. Written by DarkStuffDarkStuff.
  • One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby Pt. 1 - He was about to turn back and close the door when his eyes fixed on the floor. A cardboard box, and inside – a baby. A new series by Zachary MaxwellZachary Maxwell.
  • ...Like Clockwork - This is a story with no endings. There is no closure, nor resolution. It is only a story of evolution and expectations. The last part of the Like Clockwork series. Written by DecibellesDecibelles
  • Okay - A more serious and realistic look into mental health. Written by The Great HippoThe Great Hippo.
  • The Last Man - It’s day 50 of freeze-dried beef stroganoff. Doctor Beckett swallows the meat and rice with a grimace. Written by ModernMajorGeneralModernMajorGeneral.
  • Be Strange or Be Forgotten - The great dark woods outside of my window suddenly felt less like a wall between me and the rest of the world and more like a great suppressor of my senses. The fifth chapter in the Vend-a-Friend series. Written by DarkStuffDarkStuff.
  • Life's a Show - Thought the series was over after that last one? Apparently not! Chapter Six of Vend-a-Friend, written by DarkStuffDarkStuff.
  • One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby Pt. 2 - Was it the fire alarm? Had he left the TV on? Blinking sleep from his eyes, he scanned the room, and was reminded (instantly, and loudly) of the baby he had taken in. Written by Zachary MaxwellZachary Maxwell.
  • Catharsis - Detective Jason Fritz took a final puff from his cigarette before tossing it into the river before him, watching as it vanished beneath the crashing tides. The start of a new series by toastedraptortoastedraptor.
  • Shards & Static - A short tale supplement to SCP-3234. Written by Doctor SerkovDoctor Serkov
  • One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby - The Penultimate Chapter - "Naptime!" He couldn't hide the happiness in his own voice. If she was asleep, he could sleep, too. Written by Zachary MaxwellZachary Maxwell.
  • Decomm - On paper, it was the easiest job in the Foundation. You tell the poor sap the news he probably already knows, get him to sign a few pieces of paper, and you were on your merry way back to the bar. Written by buckyboybuckyboy.
  • Dark and Disquieting - Standing before them was a humanoid crow or raven, all jet black and covered in feathers. He was clad in a hooded cloak of crimson and gold and held a great bronze staff in his scaly, clawed talons. Another entry in the Dread & Circuses series. Written by DrChandraDrChandra.
  • One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby - The Finale - His nose instantly started bleeding, and he stared at the space in front of the baby. Whatever had been helping them both up until them had just turned on him. Written by Zachary MaxwellZachary Maxwell.
  • A Sailor in a Blinding Sea - Over the Atlantic Ocean, a few hundred kilometers off the coast of North Carolina, a thunderstorm is crackling and brewing against a deep purple sky. A tale about SCP-3005, written by CyantreuseCyantreuse
  • A Riot Of Color And Joy - Giacomo worked with a team of a few dozen men, setting bricks and stones of vivid colors. The only light came from a wide circle of lanterns that surrounded them. Outside of the lanterns, the dark was so thick it swallowed everything. part of an unnamed series by Gaffney does not match any existing user name

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Week of December 22nd:

Short quip about one of the articles posted that week. Does not have to specifically call out any article - the more obtuse the better!

SCPs

  • SCP-3214 ("Star Quality") - You'd better hope you don't see these ads next time you go surfing the web. Written by mayoculpamayoculpa.
  • SCP-3617 ("The Parasites of Normal") - SCP-3617 are small, semi-insectoid creatures composed from various types of human body tissue. Written by MaliceAforethoughtMaliceAforethought.
  • SCP-3882 ("A Literal Metal Band") - Maybe all those people who said "metal music has secret messages" were onto something… Written by IhpIhp.
  • SCP-3137 ("Nitepad™") - Welcome, user. Welcome to Nitepad™. Relax, and enjoy the show. Written by TuftoTufto.
  • SCP-3310 ("The Old Man of the Lake") - SCP-3310 is never to be removed from the lake, and if its movement ever becomes restricted, it is to be released or returned to Crater Lake immediately. Written by stormbreathstormbreath.
  • SCP-3226 ("HEADBONES™!!") - Listen to your body, it usually knows what's best for you. Usually. Written by LeshLesh.

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