Sly's CO stuff

Week of December 15th:

Short quip about one of the articles posted that week. Does not have to specifically call out any article - the more obtuse the better!

SCPs

SCP-3925 ("Papers, please") - Paperwork can really pile up if you aren't on top of it. Glory to bureaucracy! Written by ModernMajorGeneral.
SCP-3322 ("Sister Cities") - Ever wonder if you had a doppelganger? How about a doppelganger of your entire town? Written by ModernMajorGeneral.
SCP-3234 ("Pure Grey Static") - SCP-3234 is an anomalous instance of a dissociative disorder that affects individuals with a highly negative sense of self, who desire to cease interactions with society. Written by Doctor Serkov.
SCP-3593 ("The Betrayal of the ORIA") - SCP-3593-1 is an emaciated figure who has been crucified onto a diagonal wooden cross. This cross is placed directly behind the entryway to the cave, close enough to allow communication from the outside. Written by Tufto.
SCP-3343 ("Beelzebub") - Some of the the most important things can come in small packages. Written by daveyoufool.
SCP-3335 ("The Hole in My Head Where My Mind Used to Be") - Remember those drug presentations from school? More people should have listened to them. Don't do SCP, not even once! Written by TheBillith does not match any existing user name.
SCP-3355 ("St. Nick") - In order to prevent awareness of the anomalous nature of SCP-3355, the Foundation is to maintain a non-profit front company called “St. Nick’s Workshop”, along with a website and television/radio ads promoting charitable giving during the holidays. Written by djkaktus.

Tales

The Price of Beauty - A creative approach is taken to help lose weight. A creepypasta written by Zachary Maxwell.
You Can't Win Them All - "Okay, let's start from the top. Tell us everything that happened, in order. Starting from the dispatch.". The fourth chapter in the Vend-a-Friend series. Written by DarkStuff.
One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby Pt. 1 - He was about to turn back and close the door when his eyes fixed on the floor. A cardboard box, and inside – a baby. A new series by Zachary Maxwell.
...Like Clockwork - This is a story with no endings. There is no closure, nor resolution. It is only a story of evolution and expectations. The last part of the Like Clockwork series. Written by Decibelles
Okay - A more serious and realistic look into mental health. Written by The Great Hippo.
The Last Man - It’s day 50 of freeze-dried beef stroganoff. Doctor Beckett swallows the meat and rice with a grimace. Written by ModernMajorGeneral.
Be Strange or Be Forgotten - The great dark woods outside of my window suddenly felt less like a wall between me and the rest of the world and more like a great suppressor of my senses. The fifth chapter in the Vend-a-Friend series. Written by DarkStuff.
Life's a Show - Thought the series was over after that last one? Apparently not! Chapter Six of Vend-a-Friend, written by DarkStuff.
One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby Pt. 2 - Was it the fire alarm? Had he left the TV on? Blinking sleep from his eyes, he scanned the room, and was reminded (instantly, and loudly) of the baby he had taken in. Written by Zachary Maxwell.
Catharsis - Detective Jason Fritz took a final puff from his cigarette before tossing it into the river before him, watching as it vanished beneath the crashing tides. The start of a new series by toastedraptor.
Shards & Static - A short tale supplement to SCP-3234. Written by Doctor Serkov
One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby - The Penultimate Chapter - "Naptime!" He couldn't hide the happiness in his own voice. If she was asleep, he could sleep, too. Written by Zachary Maxwell.
Decomm - On paper, it was the easiest job in the Foundation. You tell the poor sap the news he probably already knows, get him to sign a few pieces of paper, and you were on your merry way back to the bar. Written by buckyboy.
Dark and Disquieting - Standing before them was a humanoid crow or raven, all jet black and covered in feathers. He was clad in a hooded cloak of crimson and gold and held a great bronze staff in his scaly, clawed talons. Another entry in the Dread & Circuses series. Written by DrChandra.
One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby - The Finale - His nose instantly started bleeding, and he stared at the space in front of the baby. Whatever had been helping them both up until them had just turned on him. Written by Zachary Maxwell.
A Sailor in a Blinding Sea - Over the Atlantic Ocean, a few hundred kilometers off the coast of North Carolina, a thunderstorm is crackling and brewing against a deep purple sky. A tale about SCP-3005, written by Cyantreuse
A Riot Of Color And Joy - Giacomo worked with a team of a few dozen men, setting bricks and stones of vivid colors. The only light came from a wide circle of lanterns that surrounded them. Outside of the lanterns, the dark was so thick it swallowed everything. part of an unnamed series by Gaffney does not match any existing user name

Author's Pages

The Most Vanilla Author Page - The author page of Noktigo!
Kestin's Author Page - The author page of Kestin!

Week of December 22nd:

Short quip about one of the articles posted that week. Does not have to specifically call out any article - the more obtuse the better!

SCPs

SCP-3214 ("Star Quality") - You'd better hope you don't see these ads next time you go surfing the web. Written by mayoculpa.
SCP-3617 ("The Parasites of Normal") - SCP-3617 are small, semi-insectoid creatures composed from various types of human body tissue. Written by MaliceAforethought.
SCP-3882 ("A Literal Metal Band") - Maybe all those people who said "metal music has secret messages" were onto something… Written by Ihp.
SCP-3137 ("Nitepad™") - Welcome, user. Welcome to Nitepad™. Relax, and enjoy the show. Written by Tufto.
SCP-3310 ("The Old Man of the Lake") - SCP-3310 is never to be removed from the lake, and if its movement ever becomes restricted, it is to be released or returned to Crater Lake immediately. Written by stormbreath.
SCP-3226 ("HEADBONES™!!") - Listen to your body, it usually knows what's best for you. Usually. Written by Lesh.

Tales

Duets - "Of course this is dangerous," said Charla. "All MTFs face dangers, and we have been training for them. Besides, no-one was hurt either time Dr. Narváez went to Alagadda." Part of On Mount Golgotha and written by psul.
Also This All Happened On The Same Day, So I Don't Know Why He Said It Like That. - An audio tale, this is a Christmas song parody by Doctor Cimmerian.
The Three Bullets of Destiny - You're pretty good! A tale based off of an anomalous object. Written by Superblobby.
I'll Be Home For Christmas... - My name's Dr. Isaiah Henderson, and I died earlier this year. Written by daveyoufool.
Unicorn Crackfic Procedures - You don't need a blurb for this. Look at the title. SCP unicorn AU, enough said. Written by DrMagnus.
Habil and Qabil - "Habil and Qabil" is a sitcom explicitly set at Site 17 and stars numerous characters based on actual SCPs within the Foundation's possession, primarily scips whose SCP designations are lower than 1000. Written by DrChandra.
The Builder - Beneath it, a figure in dark robes knelt, seemingly praying. They were motionless, perhaps too engrossed in their silent chant. A Broken God tale co-written by SunnyClockwork and Perelka_L.
Lepidoptraetheia - "Excuse me." Ruslav held up a hand, stopping a nearby labcoated doctor. "Is there a researcher Kir…" his voiced rumbled out again. "Is there a research lab with a butterfly expert here?" Written by DrMagnus.
Grandchildren Frost - The peaks of the Urals stretched very high above them, but only one–a lone straggler stumbling somewhat near the back–looked up and them. Whether he saw anything, it was hard to tell, what with his lack of eyes. Written by LordStonefish.
Waiting on the Good Times - I was a socially awkward 4th Grader hitting adolescence early, and he was a green eyed kid who had all the signs of growing up to be a sociopath. We made a wonderful pair. Written by DarkStuff.
The Picture of an Unian - The Picture of an Unian is a visual depiction of one unknown specimen of the Unians, a species which were native to the currently-uninhabited planet of Un. Written by MrWrong.
The Dedekind Infinite Demographic - The Librarian was a robed semi-human thing with an ink-stained hand for a head. Written by Taffeta.
If You Have a Minute Why Don't We Go Talk About it Somewhere Only We Know - Dr. Jeffrey Jacobs put the phone down. He kicked the door open before moving into the hall with his pistol leveled. Written by Doctor Cimmerian.
Sometimes I Dream... - Sometimes I dream. I slumber through the incessant grinding and scraping of machines to reach the beautiful world known as What Could Have Been. Written by tretter does not match any existing user name.
Countdown - Russian agents encounter a mysterious countdown. What could it be? Based off of SCP-3034 and written by ModernMajorGeneral.
Ana Hums - The woman poured over several notes over a mug of coffee, pausing to look up at Dr. Khayyam, then immediately looked down. // Written by Jacob Conwell.
The Ways in Which We Are Starved (or, The Special Kind of Solidarity between a Butch Wendigo and a Magic Twink) - //The wendigo may not fear any man, but this one fears a woman. Written by kinchtheknifeblade.