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SCP 5269 is a Towering fearsome green ogre, it is also massively strong, tests conclude that SCP 5269 could eat more than 69 watermelons within half a minute and can crush 42 bricks within the timespan of 45 seconds. SCP 5269 is very intelligent and can speak all 6,500 languages on earth and can even speak languages from other planets. SCP 5269 is hostile and will react violently towards personnel and anyone who tries to attack, SCP 5269 attacks by punching the victim very hard laying then 5269 proceeds to curb-stomp the victim during the attack a slowed down version of Smash Mouth All Star plays. SCP 5269 was captured on May 26 2020 by The Athletic Shaggy Rogers, The athlete was hypnotized and offered food to capture 5269, SCP 5269 was hauled away to McAfee Secure and put into a room where only researchers are allowed to go in, There have been many raid attempts to free 5269 but they have all failed, Raiders were killed and their bodies were either thrown into an Incinerator or the McAffe Pit.