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Item #:SCP-1138-J
Object Class:Euclid Keter GRANDMA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE ON THE SCP WIKI?!?
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| SCP-1138-J-A defending itself from being captured after an incident of SCP-1138-J-B. ████ personnel died on sight from being consumed by SCP-1138-J-B, but only 1 personnel got a minor head injury from SCP-1138-J-A's frying pan she affectionately calls "Judith". |
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1138-J-A is to be kept within a containment cell with a drainage pipe installed at all times. SCP-1138-J-A is to be guarded at all times by five Level-4 Security personnel. She is to have no access to the internet, not even to post minion memes. Those who do let the SCP post Minion memes will be terminated immediately without hesitation, as protocol.
Description: SCP-1138-J-A appears to be an elderly humanoid. Her physical appearance is nothing out of the ordinary, in fact her DNA matches a normal homo sapien 100% and poses no anomalies, other than she will secrete a substance resembling male human reproductive fluid infinitely if exposed to anthropomorphic pornographic content. This fluid is known as SCP-1138-J-B. Test results have shown that it has no reproductive qualities, but has the same viscous quality and structure as normal human male reproductive fluids. The threat of this substance, however, comes from the fact that it comes out of SCP-1138-J-A's orifice that resembles a female reproductive organ which cannot be stopped by conventional means and seems to flood infinitely out of SCP-1138-J-A's orifice if there is no intervention. The only proven way to stop the event of SCP-1138-J-B is to shut down the source of the anthropomorphic pornographic content which initiated the phenomena.
SCP-1138-J-A was captured after having an instance of SCP-1138-J-B in [REDACTED] Retirement Home, located in ████████, Ohio. SCP-1138-J-A was known by the name given to it from its very birth, Mrs. █████ ██████████. It has been described as a sweet, docile old lady by her grandsons, her son, and a "creepy old man" down the hall from her by the name of [DATA EXPUNGED], who has been quoted many times saying the following:
"What's poppin'? Maybe I could make you go poppin' like a kettle of popcorn if you know what I'm saying".
The incident that resulted in the containment and discovery of SCP-1138-J-A's existence happened on ██/██/20███ on the location of the retirement home of which SCP-1138-J-A resided. The incident that led to the initiation of the event of SCP-1138-J-B was when her grandson, █████████ ███████, left his laptop open with a tab of e621, a "furry"1 pornographic website featuring anthropomorphic characters.
