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hes a happy chap
Item #: SCP-5025
Object Class: Keter
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Description: happy chap is a grey humanoid figure who randomly disappears for time of a few seconds to minutes. he's about 6 foot and its of medium build he wears a large sunhat and a suit with appears to be his skin. he is docile in conversation but when aggravated he will pull out a handkerchief and sneeze in which you must leave immediately. if you don't leave small parasites will enter your body and infect your brain making you kill any human you come in contact with, bringing them back to his cell were he disects the bodies and consumes their hearts and brain matter for some odd reason. he is contained in a French style colonial home contained in a 80x80 reinforced concrete surrounded by mesh water and layers of led to protect from these parasites escaping. there is no known way of imaging him because he becomes very distressed and unhappy prompting him to cough and sneeze. he was found in the middle of the forest living in this french style house. if he leaves the house he starts to degrade and will die releasing a swarm of parasites that will go to the nearest male and will infect his body turning him into the grey man.site personel belive this swarm is not centient but is controlled by his sole.
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