The microwave that cooks

Item #: SCP-XXXX
Clearance Level 2: Restricted

Object Class: Safe
Disruption Class: 1/Dark
Risk Class: 1/Notice

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard storage locker at all times; which is located at ___ on the west wing of Site 22, aside from times of testing. (Prometheus Lab suggestion for later)

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 10 by 20.5 inch microwave. SCP-XXXX acts as a traditional microwave with a number pad that ranges from 0 - 9 to set how long it heats food for. Additional buttons are used to defrost, heat up vegetables, bake baked potatoes, and pop popcorn. The anomalous effects it has occurs only whenever SCP-XXXX starts beeping whenever the preset timer set by the PERSON reaches zero, which then will give the PERSON adverse effects depending on how many beeps occur. The first beep it emits whenever the timer reaches zero makes the person feel slight effects that include but not limited to (LIST EFFECTS).

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