Sneakyno1-perfect labels

Item #: SCP-xxxx

Object class: safe

Special containment procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a .5m³ lockbox. Access to SCP-XXXX for testing is to be granted with permission from one Level 2 personnel. Any instances of SCP-XXXX-L should be incinerated when testing has finished.

Description: SCP-XXXX is what appears to be a standard Dymo brand label maker. When a label produced by SCP-XXXX ,henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-L , is placed on an object, the object will take on the properties described by the label as imagined in the label placers mind. Experimentation with SCP-XXXX has shown that labels cannot change one object into another, only change the adjectives of the object.

Experimentation log:

Experiment SCP-XXXX-001:

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Object used: One 5 cm³ block of steel
SCP-XXXX-L Description: Blue

Procedure: D-2673 was given the instance of sCp-xxxx-L and instructed to place it in the block. The block turned a sky blue. D-2673 confirmed that the sky blue was the color he had imagined. D-2673 is then instructed to remove SCP-XXXX-L. The block then returns to its normal metallic grey color. SCP-xxxx-L is then incinerated.

Experiment SCP-xxxx-002:

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Object used: one 5 cm³ block of steel
SCP-XXXX-L description: Hot

Procedure: D-18754 is given one instance of scp-xxxx-L and is instructed to place it on the block. D-18754 is then instructed to touch the block. D-18754 yells and claims he is burned by the block. D-18754 is then given heat resistant gloves and instructed to remove the instance of SCP-XXXX-L and touch the block again. D-18754 refuses at first but is coaxed into touching the block, reporting that the block is now room temperature again. SCP-XXXX-L is then incinerated

Experiment SCP-XXXX-003:

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Object used: One 5 cm³ block of steel
SCP-XXXX-L description: Hot

Procedure: D-45768 is instructed to place SCP-XXXX-L on the block and touch the block. D-45768 reports that the block is now warm to the touch. D-45768 is then instructed to remove SCP-XXXX-L and touch the block. D-45768 reports the block is now room temperature. SCP-XXXX-L is incinerated.

Experiment SCP-XXXX-004:

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Object used: One 5 cm³ block of steel
SCP-XXXX-L description: Car

Procedure: D-78654 is instructed to place the instance of SCP-XXXX-L on the block. The block is not observed to change in any way. D-78654 is instructed to remove the instance. SCP-XXXX-L is incinerated.